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Try to tell me this isn't awesome. Short and sweet and perfectly mind-blowing.

Kind of amazing. Reminds me a lot of this...

This is a little bit old - but still completely outrageous. This dude drops a rap beat with only two pens and his fists and the lyrics are pretty solid too. I destroyed hundreds of innocent pens (not to mention tabletops and my hands) trying to replicate this beat. In the end, I decided it would be better to just show the video to people instead.

#rap #freestyle

This 'tool' will make you feel like a musical genius. I tried for like 30 minutes - you literally can not make a bad song. Go forth and create...

#stumble

Came across this little gem today. It's one thing for a 12 year old to pop and/or lock - it's another to do it on the jumbotron in front of 45,000 screaming people. This kid murders it and earns a partial standing ovation.

One time, I was walking in an amusement park with my buddy when Thriller came on. I turned to him and said, "Damn, I wish I could do the dance to this song. We would have a huge crowd around us in like 10 seconds." The very next second, a waiter busted out of the restaurant we were passing and starts breaking it down with perfect accuracy - only to be joined by give or take 50 people almost immediately. It looked suspiciously like a flash mob but either way it was out of control.

#thriller #seattle #pop-n-lock

I'll take "Snooki's Pet Names" for 1000, Alex

#gameshow #barstoolsports

This is, in my opinion, the funniest video on Youtube at the moment. I can not stop watching it and, as a result can not stop quoting it. I was in a quiet movie theater 2 days ago seeing X-Men: First Class and burst out into hysterical laughter because the second scene of the movie takes place in Westchester. DassITT!

#love match #maurica #youtube #3rd sex #plantains #westchester #asspussy

"In life there are no mistakes, only happy little accidents" - Bob Ross

I loved Bob Ross and I loved Lego. This would have melted my brain as a child.

Apparently, this is a French commercial for condom use. I think the message is - walk around with a condom on and flying, disembodied vaginas will allow you to have sex with them.

Truly amazing stuff.

#condoms #france

Not sure I've ever watched a cooler video. This dude locked himself in a hotel room in Vegas with a Phantom Flex Camera. This thing shoots over 2,500 frames per second - it basically slows the space time continuum to a snails pace. Here is a list of things I would like to see shot with this camera in super slow-mo:

1. Running boobs 2. A walking butt 3. Someone sneezing 4. Someone farting 5. Anything involving a samurai ninja

Reply with what you'd most like to see shot with the Phantom Flex...

#phantom flex #slow motion #vegas

Please let there be football this year. Please let there be football this year. Please let there be football this year.

Here's a potential worst-case scenario situation.

#fantasy files #nfl #lockout

Some dude's girlfriend drew this out of boredom. Borders on brilliance. Except I'd have had this motherfucker waiting for him at the bottom.

#reddit #breakout

I can't decide if this is a young kid, a stupid kid or a mentally challenged kid. Either way he has to be completely oblivious to the world around him not to realize his buddy is treating him to the ol' never-ending shampoo prank. Oldest trick in the book. Also of note - his buddy's ability to maintain composure the whole time. I was dying of laughter right from the beginning when I was still trying to decide if the victim was retarded or not.

#prank

Must-Post. I dare you to not be motivated.

#barstoolsports #motivation

A pathetic ebay seller's response to negative feedback

I purchased a game on ebay that was listed as "like new". The game arrived in a timely manner - I opened it up very excited to have received a new goody. I opened the package - pulled the disc from its case only to find it in pretty poor condition (covered in smudges with a number of scratches). I decided to give it a try before reacting. I put the game in my ps3 and started it up. The intro credits rolled and the opening cut scene began to play. Got through one full minute before freezing. Had to restart the system. Tried again - same result. I decided to respond with "negative feedback" to the seller of the item. She didn't like that very much. Please find our exchange below:

From: j*****88 To: ivanbloggo Subject: j*****88 sent a message about Resistance: Fall of Man (Sony Playstation 3, 2006) Sent Date: Apr-14-11 22:00:46 PDT

Dear ivanbloggo, Sorry Mr. Ivan Bloggo. You do know there is no such thing as a badly scratched game on ps3 they are BLU RAY the only thing that really causes games to freeze are finger prints. But, you probably dont know much about ps3 or xbox and how they work. But instead of leaving negative feedback next time. Why not email me instead of cowering behind the negative feedback button just to have a reason to send it. I dont even know what to say to you. The game didnt even skip on me it may be your ps3 or maybe you should wash your hands before putting it in your ps3. Just future advice for ya. Oh, and maybe you shouldnt use ebay. - j*****88 ---------------------- Dear j*****88, Hey maybe instead of sending a snarky, sarcastic (borderline disrespectful) message - you should consider not listing games as "like new" when the disc is in crap condition. I know plenty about ps3 and bluray and I also know what a scratch looks like when I see one. Whether it was the scratch that caused the game to freeze or YOUR fingerprints - you get negative feedback because I (the buyer) received a product from you (the seller) that did not meet my expectations with regards to quality. I appreciate your "future advice" and in turn offer some of my own. In the world of commerce, the buyer is always right. Your attitude towards business is terrible and backwards and while I will continue to use ebay (thanks for the suggestion otherwise), I will not be doing business with you going forward. - ivanbloggo ----------------------- Dear ivanbloggo,

Thank god I don't need to be selling to ignorant buyers anyways. I sell lots of games and if there is a problem people usually are nice enough to email me first to help them with there problem. Whatever though your right.

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Dear j*****88, Sounds like you've carved out a nice little niche for yourself. I wish you nothing but success on your path towards becoming an ebay super seller! Please do not contact me again. - ivanbloggo

This guy is the real deal. I'll squeeze them shits tho...

#voicemail

Glee creator Ryan Murphy requested permission to use tracks from the Foo Fighters and was rejected by Dave Grohl. Apparantly, this is becoming a common theme in the music business with Grohl joining the likes of Slash and Kings of Leon in turning down the "opportunity" to have the cast of Glee sing versions of their music. Bloggo hates that show.

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