'Blitzwing'? Ya mispronounced 'smash' 🥵🫠

Oops ya found me. Okay lets seeeeee uhhhhh I love Transformers: Animated, but not strictly. HMU for any Transformers RP, I'm very open. I prefer to do 18+ NSFW stuff but I'm flexible so DM me and I'm sure we can work something out. If you have Discord that's even better, mine's 'ivanimations.' with the . included for some reason. Oh, and PLEASE ask me about my cat 🐈‍⬛️🐾 🥰

[doomspoon888]

Starscream spending hours detailing his array to make it pretty for Megatron, oblivious to the very obvious fact that Megatron couldn't give less of a fuck what the hole he's jacking into looks like so long as it's a) wet and b) belongs to Starscream, and afterwards Starscream's all grumpy because Megatron didn't compliment his gilded, bejewelled, multi-coloured, neon-light flashing pussy but Megatron isn't sure what there is to compliment about Starscream's migraine-inducing valve when fragging it now looks like he's trying to get intimate with the inside of a kaleidoscope, it's just not practical Starscream. Now he DEFINITELY can't find the anterior node

[starscream-is-my-wife]

He's doing this but with his jussy

[aziracrows-child]

What flag did you get when you liked this?

rainbow

gay

lesbian

bisexual

pansexual

asexual

aromantic

intersex

transgender

nonbinary

other (idak if there's an other option but just in case, y'know)

Voting ended onJun 8

[starscream-is-my-wife]

Wow Optimus Prime being made of 3 components is so cool, it gives him an alien feel that reminds us that he isn’t fully human and there will always be a little line of separation between how he functions and how humans function, maybe it is this line that intrigues him to humans- aaaand I used it for smut

[origamifrog2]

Screamer is so cute

[unknown-fury]

reblog to bonk prev with yr forehead like a cat

[maladextra]

prepare for surgery

[starscream-is-my-wife]

Megatrons crotch being the trigger for his gun form is just... amazing. What a marvelous toy.

[starscream-is-my-wife]

They sold this in America btw

[driftsart]

TFP pre war au-ish I just wanted to draw them :)

[hauntaur]

This is money cat. He only appears every 1,383,986,917,198,001 posts. If you repost this in 30 seconds he will bring u good wealth and fortune.

[catchingflieswithhoney]

I reblogged this last week when my overtime hours were cut, and this week find out we are short two employees (1 fired, 1 quit unexpectedly) and am now able to pick up overtime shifts again. When life pelts you with lemons etc etc

[arturer]

(x)

[thirdwheelingrightalong]

Knock Out:I’m a whore for the cheesy biscuits!

Starscream:you say you’re a whore for everything!

Knock Out:oh yeah,like what?

Starscream:bottled water,massages,internet,Burt’s Bees,McDonald’s french fries,percocet,American Spirits,Blink 182

Knock Out:we need to hang out less

[plaguedperson]

that's how the ship goes right

also couldn't find the meme template so went off of memory one hundred emoji

[thirdwheelingrightalong]

I know people frequently call Soundwave a cat in almost all his iterations,and I’m also guilty,but I must submit that tfp Soundwave is a Quetzalcoatlus

[tyriq-edits]

Would you fall in Love with me again?

[tyjrose]

reblog this if you want people to send you random asks to get to know you better

[what-if-i-like-my-mechs-older]

I'll of course be within my right to not answer to.

[redstonedust]

sticks my finger in the barrel of your gun so it backfires on you looney toons style but the gun moaned and now none of us know what genre we're in.

[what-if-i-like-my-mechs-older]

Silly spicy poll (dont take these seriously)

What Part of Megatron would you eat?

Front 🍪

Back 🍑

The Rod 🍆

Secret answer only you know

Voting ended onApr 4