This is Ivan

videos, stories, comics, pics, sounds, & other comedy things from a dude pursuing internet awesome... errr something

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Past Past Past by Jake Hurwitz (performed by @IvanJuresic)

The struggle is real. Past, Now, & Future are always trying to get your attention and 1-up each other.

This is me, re-creating a hilarious tangent Jake Hurwitz went on during an episode of the If I Were You podcast. Listen to the original clip HERE.

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A Venti a Day #ComedyCopy

Did you know that by having just one venti frappuccino per day you'll be able to increase your number of dental appointments per year by a factor of  2? Dentist$ like it when you vi$it more. 

*this video was not actually sponsored by the Canadian Dental Association. I mean that would be hilarious though right?

This is #ComedyCopy

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Did it for the Insta Swag

I have this theory about how famous Internet people get hooked up by companies simply by tweeting about using their shit. During Buffer Festival, I decided to test it out

am I doing it right?

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Caesar(s) will make you a believer (ft. Macklemore)

This is basically my way of telling companies "sup bro hire me to make your ads obviously because look what I'm capable of... show me the money?"

P.S. mad props to Macklemore for making the above pose in his Thrift Shop music video which allowed me to easily place shit in his hand via photoshop.

This is #ComedyCopy

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24 Hours at VidCon

a typical breakdown of what went down during a typical day at VidCon 2014. WARNING: contains sexy dope ass sounding voiceover so... you're welcome

original upload date: July 16th. I know I kinda slacked hard getting this on tumblr but I've been super busy for the past 77 days with the bae (netflix) 

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The Annual VidCon Survey

It was a legitimate problem

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Sup bro. What’s good? So you’re unreal and I just wanted to let you know that... also I’m a huge fan… dunno if that came across already. Keep doing what you’re doing and just know that your shit gives this guy (me lol) a huge creative boner. I’m legit positive that you’ll become super famous one day so keep slayin dem n00bs amiright?

how did you get this number?

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Watsky - Cannonball (spoken word cover by @IvanJuresic)

After hearing this song last week from Watsky's new album, All You Can Do, I just had to learn it. Here is what resulted.

Oh bee tea dubs, I also decided to cover a second of Watsky's spoken word pieces, Tiny Glowing Screens part 2 from his Cardboard Castles album. You can see that thing HERE

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Watsky - Tiny Glowing Screens Part 2 (spoken word cover by @IvanJuresic)

Here is my Watsky spoken word cover 1 of 2. They were inspired by Watsky's newest album, All You Can Do, which just dropped last week. Cover #2, "Cannonball", can be found right HERE

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Crazy in Love

If you love someone, let them go.

If they come back, they're probably tracking your phone

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Towing a Jaguar

Today I watched as a tow truck driver attempted to strap a Jaguar down onto his truck. I don't know why he thought it was a car because it was absolutely a vicious jungle cat.

He's dead now.

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"In All Honesty This Will Probably Be Shit: a memoir" by Ivan Juresic

for the story behind this story, click

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The Sex Dream

One day I will figure out how to have sex while levitating overtop of my desk just so I can be one of the people Maclemore is talking about in his song Ten Thousand Hours when he says "...what did you expect, a generation of kids choosing love over a desk."

That's the dream, man

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Waiting 10 months to use index cards for creative idea dumps is just the right amount of time I think. They wouldn't have been ready for my shit if busted out earlier... poop 

See also; ridiculous procrastination excuses

From my Instagram

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- A VENTI A DAY & YOU'LL BE OK - 

Alternately titled: One Venti To Rule Them All 

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#TruthBeTold about #tbt

People pretending like their #tbt pics were actually taken on a Thursday is legit one of the biggest mass cover-ups of our time. Look it up, it’s a fact.

*Posts witty text on tumblr, laugh-smirks to self about obvious comedic genius, finally googles #tbt cover-up, finds out the Thursday part of #tbt just refers to the day of the week people post an old pic and not the actual day it was taken, realizes he's a n3wb, panic shits, vodka, considers self deprecating tweet with #followandillstopcutting hashtag, prepares for imminent troll impact, that vodka tho, refresh feed x64^9, finally just retreats into dark corners of tumblr until the shame recedes... \/ d |< @  

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How to Talk with Girls: a 10 step program

1. Walk up to girl

2. Pop your collar

3. Say swag swag yolo

4. Lean in for open mouth kiss

5. Get slapped in the face

6. Deliver WTF stank-eye glare at girl who just pwnd you

7. Receive counter strike duck face nod in return

8. Misread duck face as sexual advance and lean in for open mouth kiss #2

9. Attempt to fend off knee to junk + rape accusation combo attack

10. While holding her knee only inches away from devastating your junk, comment on what crazy circumstances you two met under. How you were both just going about your day and then, as if by chance, found your lives and bodies intertwined in a way neither of you ever imagined. You with your hands around her thigh and her with that knee (almost) pressing against your junk. So sensual . So electric. Totes obvious flirting. It feels like such an obvious beginning to a beautiful story… ok maybe not beautiful, but a story nonetheless. As she responds, and trust me she will have a response to this, make sure to take in that moment and give yourself a silent congratulations because…

*HOORAY! you are now talking with a girl*