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j! (he / him) || adult || bisexual || autistic || special interest(s): mario and luigi; animation; tim burton; oc lore ||

[jxwmv]

hello! welcome to my personal dumpster fire. i figured i might as well organize this a bit — no particular theme or aesthetic involved. it's a pleasure to get to meet you!

my profile here is primarily reblog-based with lots of content involving the mario brothers. i also ramble about creative works such as stories, art, headcanons, or anything of that nature.

if you'd like to message me about anything, please send me an ask or a pm and i'll be sure to get back to you whenever i can!

thank you! :))

notes:

if it happens that my central blog is deleted or inaccessible, please follow my back-up account: @thetrashb0x.

icon created by: -

other media:

discord: luigi9771 [edit: luigi03506 - new account!]

instagram: @/the.green.plumber

[momento-more]

@elodieunderglass - This made me think of you.

[elodieunderglass]

Thank you so much for this

[slackeremeritus]

[Image description: a newspaper article titled "I Work Very Hard, And I Would Like To Try Cake", byline By A Horse with a small circular portrait of a dapple grey horse's face on a green background. Article reads as follows; italics from article indicated with forward slash.]

Hello. I am a horse. I work very hard at my job of being a horse. When humans say move the heavy thing, I move the heavy thing. When humans sit on top of me and pull on my head, I carry them where they want to go. The main food the humans give me is hay and oats. But I am thinking it would be nice to have a different food.

I am thinking I would like to try cake.

Yes, yes. Cake. I know all about it. When humans eat cake, it is in glad times. It is the food for a celebration, such as when a woman becomes 47. I have seen cake on the Fourth of July. When humans have a cake, they stand around it and clap hands and smile and say happy birthday at each other. Sometimes there are beautiful markings on a cake, such as balloons or a pink shape.

Sometimes the top of a cake is on fire and a boy must blow on the fire with mouth wind. This is the scariest cake. I do not want this kind. But I will eat any other cake. Any cake that is not the fire cake that tries to kill the boy.

Please understand: I do not get money for doing work. I do not get to go inside the house. All day I am either doing my horse job or standing in my pen or eating food off the floor. I always do these things. But I have never once gotten cake and I would like it very much.

I have noticed that human children get to eat cake. But I am bigger than the children. I am more helpful to the farm. Children do not move the heavy things like me or let anyone ride on them. And yet they get cake. Maybe the humans will realize this. Maybe they will say, "You know who deserves cake? That horse. That horse whose back we are always on."

Every day I dream about what it will be like if I get to eat cake. Here is what will happen. First, I will walk to the cake and puff my nose at it like /hrrrfff/ to make sure it is not a snake. Then I will trot in a circle to show that I am a horse and I am large. After that, I will nuzzle the cake to know it with my face. Then I will lick the colorful top part and touch it with my lips. Finally, I will bite the cake and have the taste of its inner softness. I will chew and say /prrt prrt/ because I am happy, and everybody will clap hands and smile and say happy birthday at each other.

I cannot think of a more glad time. So, please, give me cake.

Of the eight tastes I know about, I think cake probably tastes most like medicine and mud. I'm getting hungry just thinking about it. There is a fly standing on my eyeball but I don't even care because all I can think about is cake and wanting it badly. I already weigh 2,000 pounds from eating hay and oats. I do not w ant more of that noww. There is only one thing I want. You know what it is.

So you see, it is clear that you must give me cake. I am a nice horse. I do not fuss. I do not bite the human woman's face, even though her hair smells nice. I do not ask to go live free in the woods like the deer. I do my duties. I must try cake. Please.

/Hnnnnnnn. Heeeee-huh-heeee!/ Just give me the cake.

Please. I am begging you. I am showing you my teeth and stomping my hooves so you know that I want the cake. /Prrrrrft! Prrrrrft!/ I must have it, do you see? I am standing on my back legs and screaming due to needing the cake. Please, humans. Please. Please! I am a good horse. /Hmmrrrr, nrrrrffff!/ Put a cake on a table right now. I wish with all my heart that you will do this for me. So you must give it to me. Because I am the good horse. I am a good horse and I deserve cake.

[End article description.]

[Additional images: excerpt from the article selected by user elodieunderglass, one paragraph split across two columns.]

Sometimes the top of a cake is on fire and a boy must blow on the fire with mouth wind. This is the scariest cake. I do not want this kind. But I will eat any other cake. Any cake that is not the fire cake that tries to kill the boy.

[End image description.]

[elodieunderglass]

Oh, that’s really nice of you!

For those interested in the source, it’s from the print edition of the onion (you can see the little onion on it) and the author is apparently Ben Collins; https://bsky.app/profile/bencollins.bsky.social

For those interested in the style, it’s kindred of a noble lineage - from “I am the Horrible Goose that Lives In the Town” by Daniel Lavery, From the Point of View of a Cat by Karel Čapek, through to the classic - Archy and Mehitabel.

[jazzy-mickey]

doodle of the Mick and Wald as a kind of style experiment thing? ok

idk if this is a hot take or anything but i kinda see Oswald being more athletic and light on his feet than Mickey because of the whole rabbit thing, considering how fast and agile they normally are. also gave him his earlier head shape for some reason? i really like it personally

[im also really digging Mickey’s expression im kinda proud of him here]

[hamsterlierose]

Luigi time!!!

[radiolightning]

In case anyone is having a bad night:

Here is the fudgiest brownie in a mug recipe I’ve found

Here are some fun sites

Here is a master post of Adventure Time episodes and comics

Here is a master post of movies including Disney and Studio Ghibli

Here is a master post of other master posts to TV shows and movies

*tucks you in with fuzzy blanket* *pats your head*

You’ll be okay, friend <3

[meanwolfs-remade-deactivated201]

i will reblog this everytime it shows up because any of my followers could have a bad night right now

[becausewhatiam-iswhatimnot]

All these links, besides the first, are broken. So here’s some more.

Here’s an emergency compliment

Here you can play 2048

Here’s a playlist of Bob ross

Here’s a website to watch movie’s and shows for free

Here’s a website to watch documentaries for free

Here you can to nothing for two minutes

Here you can break something. It’s good for anger

Here’s a button to press to make everything okay

Here’s a site to cut something up (TRIGGER WARNING)

Here’s a site that makes you a website depending on a song you choose

Here’s a gay comic. It’s adorable

Here you can spend Bill Gate’s money

Here you can draw your own island

Here you can learn about patterns website’s use

Here you can get your life stats

Here you can listen to the Tucker Zone (Headphones needed)

Here you can see how fast you’re moving

Here you can see the progress of time

Here you can see the future of the universe 

[becausewhatiam-iswhatimnot]

Want some more? 

Here’s the butterfly project

Here’s a snickerdoodle mug cake

Here’s a link to some free audiobooks

Here’s something to read when you feel like a burden

Here’s a secret

Here’s my playlist of some sea shanties 

Here’s another secret

Here’s a link to some cool websites 

Here’s a blog that gives you recipes for when you’re low on spoons

Here’s some Brony Headcanon’s

[becausewhatiam-iswhatimnot]

Some more? I’ve got plenty

Here’s 100,000 stars

Here you can control the weather (TW FLASHING IMAGES)

Here you can weave silk

Here you can make a castle of your own

Here you can make a kaleidoscope drawing

Here you can explore recursion

Here you can play a jelly block game

[becausewhatiam-iswhatimnot]

I’m back with some more! 

Here you can draw with pasta

Here you can draw logo’s from memory

Here you can play this is sand, here you draw cool sand designs

Here you can play The Organ Trail

Here’s a customizable white noise website

Here you can simulate gravity

Here you can create your own guardian of the galaxy

Here you can make your own galaxy

Here’s a website you can get some support at.

[becausewhatiam-iswhatimnot]

to find later

[addiewho]

Here you can split circles into smaller and smaller pieces (I found this really satisfying)

Here you can have images of people point to where your pointer is

Here you can paint someone’s nails

Here you can grow a garden across your screen (Audio included)

Here you can try out all kinds of mind illusions (Trigger Warning: Flashing Lights)

Here you can see how many miles you have scrolled

Here you can watch a website load forever, although you might be getting enough of this on Tumblr mobile

Here’s a rickroll

Here you can remind yourself that you’re awesome.

Here you can throw trash into a dustbin only for it to bounce right back out (Audio included)

Here you can make sand dunes using sand (Audio included)

And here you can generate more cool websites like these

[boy-in-the-stars]

pinning thissss

[fiddlepickdouglas]

And yet more!!!

Here you can listen to a gentle rainstorm

Here you can make snowflakes

Here is a Line Rider feature film with relaxing music

Here is the entire script to the Princess Bride (many don’t need it but it’s fun to read anyway)

Here is an abbreviated script for the entirety of Book 1 of A:TLA that I made out of anger at the film that definitely doesn’t exist

Here is a playlist of the top 10 most relaxing songs ranked according to science

Here’s a site where you can make a dude beatbox with fun animations

[moniquill]

[clementiens]

[joomju]

Reblog so she lives forever.

[beardedmrbean]

[theman]

I GOT A FUCKING RAISE THE POTATO WORKED WTF

[tattooedzombigirl]

This potato works. Every. Fucking. Time.

[imanutcase-10]

Then bring me luck

[thirddeadlysin]

the day after I posted this last time I was notified that I was selected for a really cool mentorship gig and got an unrelated glowing review at work

[gracefuldisasters]

Mario Galaxy Movie: Bowser Jr discovers his love of Home Improvement

[lethalhedgehogs-archive]

gotta share this one here too :)

[owlgams]

Hello old friend, I sent you out there years ago and you went and spread a lot of good karma, I just need your favour again, help me find some work 🧡

[jxwmv]

YES PLEASE!

[ilikeicecoffee-blog]

The goobers both act a little silly when they're drunk🤭🤭

Reference belongs to phony_baboney on Twitter

[lilmamabeyellin]

[liquidlimits-deactivated2019032]

I just opened up a check in the mail, went to the ATM & found 20$ 😭 I’m not passing these shits up NO more on my mama!

[razxion]

Even if I do not receive money or good news, I did smile at seeing this smiling Buddha.

[niuniente]

Reblogging again because last time I got positive news immediately, something I had wished for :3 Thank you, and

You know what.

I didn’t even get to reblog this

I already got a new positive news while writing this!

THANK YOU! If possible, I would like to have another good news or money.

[jxwmv]

Hell yeah! Why not?

[loldelly]

[anotherbrahmsfangirl]

Just picturing brahms mesmerized as he watches his food spin in the microwave.

[jxwmv]

Okay, but hear me out: Brahms watches records spin.

[blueskittlesart]

more college chara and frisk because i had so much fun with the first one lol

[jxwmv]

This is so fun, I love this!

[pocket-deer-belly]

autistic infantilization is this fun trap where if you go along with it people continue treating you like a child and you just get smaller and smaller and smaller but if you ever get angry about it you're also a child because being mad when people "help" you is childish and someone needs to put you in your place

[pocket-deer-belly]

you can't argue with people who view you as autistic infantile, no amount of "proof" is ever adequate to the person who will see your attempts to prove your adulthood as themselves infantile, no amount of "i really fucking hate you" will ever be seen as anything other than childish emotional outbursts, there's just no fucking winning. and the most annoying fucking part of it is that you do in fact need help with a lot of things, you just need to somehow magically find another adult who doesn't see fulfilling those needs as taking care of a retarded child

[bayleylovebug]

Designs for my Welcome Home Human AU!

Whewww this took a while, but I finally created designs for the neighbors of my Human AU!

For context, this au is essentially the neighbors of Welcome Home where they are humans who live in the neighborhood of a city (not really any specific city, but I’d say a mix between Sacramento and NYC).

It is also a more modern setting, so they all have phones and the same technology as us! It’s just a fun little au, no horror, just these neighbors getting into fun little situations and comedic stories every now and then.

It’s very sitcom coded to a degree, but there is also themes of belonging and some implied romantic relationships, especially between Frank and Eddie!

I will be making a lot more content on this au now that I have designs for it down! I hope you enjoy and feel free to ask questions on it!

[mrfrillypants]

hello tumblr hope this finds the right audience

[jxwmv]

AUDIENCE REACHED, HELLO! @miss-freak, I have a feeling you'd like this!