The Dog Beneath the Skin

Paleontology, birds, evolutionary biology, me being gay, anarchism and some other stuff

[memesonthehour]

[effemimaniac]

idgaf what college those girls went to get your damn shoes off the bed!!

[only-tiktoks]

[virgoboy]

to survive working full time you need:

a work crush to boost your morale and get you through the day

a work nemesis to keep you alert for opportunities to take revenge on them for minor slights

[fallingtowers]

i fucking haaate being a castle guard dude the king's coat of arms is fucking stupid and all the female courtiers laugh at my tabard. can somebody come usurp this guy already

[fallingtowers]

oh AWESOME someone sent the king this post and now i'm getting drawn & quartered for treasonous speech 🙄 real cool and mature sending my employer a vent post i made on my PERSONAL BLOG. thanks a million.

[fallingtowers]

LOLLLLLLL he got dethroned by his nephewwwww!!! execution avoided!!! someone will come along and free me from this oubliette soon i bet

[oliviawebsite]

its 2023 girls we no longer need to apologize for hornyposting. you gotta committ. do you want a catgirl footjob or not i cant tell if ur rly about it unless you say it with some heart! kill your haters live your life!

[circularsidewalks-deactivated20]

When she doesn't reblog one of my tumblr posts in 28hrs I promptly delete it and waterboard myself in the bath until I've repented

[play-now-my-lord]

choose your future

[hungwy]

He was forced to begin or end an activity at a time which didn't end in 30 or 00

[quebecbyween89-deactivated20240]

*Dictating suicide note to my secretary who is typing it in on a big antique typewriter*

*Phone rings, i go to answer it*

Mhm. Yeah. Mhm. I see. Thanks. *hangs up*

Sharlene you can go ahead and cancel that, i've just been informed that We're Back

[girl-debord]

me: hey what happened to my theory of commodity fetishism

guy devore: im soooooo full 😣

[animarchive]

Angel’s Egg - illustrations by Yoshitaka Amano / Animage magazine (08/1985) 

[papasmoke]

the most marked for death mercenary to ever live has just died of natural causes in an ordinary plane explosion

[alonglistofbirds]

[1815/10977] Brown-headed cowbird - Molothrus ater

Order: Passeriformes Suborder: Passeri Superfamily: Emberizoidea Family: Icteridae (icterids) Genus: Molothrus (cowbirds)

Photo credit: Brad Imhoff via Macaulay Library

[oliviawebsite]

*cums and immediately tabs over to "soup recipes"* hm. i dont know if id call that a "minestrone" personally...

[sorairoknife]

Today's lesson is: never make a joke about your favorite characters or you'll end up with a new kind of brainrot. Anyways. Look at the happy family :)

[revindicatedbyhistory-moved-dea]

Bitches be like cant stand greek mythology

5 minutes later me and the minotaur