is it too much to ask to watch a horror movie while she cockwarms me
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is it too much to ask to watch a horror movie while she cockwarms me
this screams modern!Aem
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A/N: this spur of the moment fanfic is loosely based on a tiktok video by dabisjuicycums0ckk. enjoy!
p.s, i’m not sure who the owner of the gif is so if you do know please lmk and i’ll credit them!
also, a HUGE thanks to @runeterrankhaleesi for proof reading this fic for me!
The persistent vibration from your phone under your pillow disrupted your sleep.
Groaning, you flipped onto your side and pulled the blanket further above your head, hoping it would somehow block the vibration of your phone and allowing you to return to sleep.
Seconds later, the vibration stopped and you sighed in relief. Just as you were about to fall back into sleep, your phone vibrated again but this time, the action was small. This meant you had a message. Whatever, the person who was texting you at this ungodly hour can wait till the morning when you were awake and had plenty of sleep.
Your phone vibrates not five minutes later. Annoyed and the last bits of sleep had all but disappeared, you propped yourself on your elbow while your other hand searched for your phone under the pillow. Once you’ve come in contact with the rubber material of your phone case, you pulled your phone out and tapped on the screen.
Squinting at the harsh brightness of your phone, you waited until your eyes adjusted to the screen before blinking down at the notifications.
5 Missed calls from Dabi
The first notification had read.
Your heart skipped a beat but you ignored it and read the notification above it.
Answer your phone
Right now
Your breathing had become shallow and your heart quickened. Dabi was pissed. If there’s one thing you’ve learned about Dabi it’s that he does not like to be kept waiting. And, not wanting to be on the receiving end of his fury, you heaved a heavy sigh and called him back. Noticing that it was just a few minutes past three in the morning.
“Took you long enough.” His rough voice greeted you after two rings. “Why didn’t you answer?”
Rolling your eyes, you calmly replied, “I was sleeping.” You hoped that your groggy voice would somehow inform him that you were too tired to do whatever shit he wanted.
“Well, too bad.” Dabi scoffed. “I need to see you.”
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Lofn’s Blessing - 2 (Ivar x Reader)
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Fandom: Vikings
Character: Ivar the Boneless
Persona: Christian!Female
Word Count: 1,052
A/N - Not quite sure where I plan on taking this series but I have a vague idea! If you wanna be tagged just let me know! Love y’all xoxo <3
Read Part One here!
Tag list: @nataliehasgrace, @oh-captain-rum, @poisonous00, @imcreepininyourheartbabe
Ivar swished the yellow ale around in the horn he was holding, a sombre look plastered on his face, his head was resting in his other hand as he thought deeply. His blue eyes stared ahead at the full Great Hall with an empty gaze; his older brother, Ubbe, who was sat near Ivar’s throne eating noticed this. Taking one last bite out of a piece of chicken, he called out to the youngest Lothbrok with a smile, “Are you not happy brother? She is quite a beautiful thing”.
Upon hearing Ubbe’s voice, Ivar was pulled from his thoughts. He chose his words carefully, “While (Y/N) is pleasing to look at…she is still Christian”, Ivar sneered taking a gulp of the bitter liquid. It was like saying the word had burnt him for a foul look furrowed his brows, “The only thing I have to be happy about is the rewards that this marriage will surely bring me”. Hvitserk, who had been listening in, laughed at this, “Surely a marriage to a pretty Christian is better than a marriage to an ugly one Ivar, it’ll make consummation much easier”. Ubbe gave a laugh and shook his head at Hvitserk. Typical of his brother to think with what was between his legs than rather about the bigger picture, Ivar thought. “Perhaps you are right brother, but I am not concerned with that”, Ivar replied.
The loud noises of the Great Hall soon filled the empty silence that had ensued, Ivar went back to pondering his next move and his plans with the land he was soon to inherit when he noticed something wasn’t quite right.
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“Honestly, Bucky Barnes can stab me and I’d say harder.”
—My thirsty ass
This is why I don’t tell 99% people im bisexual
I love how gay people do it too. Just… really? You’re literally saying the same shit to bisexuals that straight people say to you, and you don’t see the hypocrisy?
If youre biphobic or hate bisexuals, fucking unfollow me, for serious.
If youre biphobic or hate bisexuals, fucking unfollow me, for serious.
Why is this a thing like really? Homosextual people of ALL beings should understand that you like what you like and if the answer multiple choice then that’s just more love to go around non?
BY REBLOGGING THIS YOU ARE SAYING THAT YOUR BLOG IS COMPLETELY ACCEPTING OF BI FOLKS!!! BISEXUAL PEOPLE ARE PART OF THE LGBT+ COMMUNITY AND IF YOU DISAGREE, PLEASE UNFOLLOW ME
ALL bi people are welcome here! No exceptions.
Everyone is safe here with me <3
Everyone is safe here with me
IF YOU’RE BIPHOBIC UNFOLLOW ME THIS INSTANT
Not naming Killer Whales ‘Pandafish’ was the world’s greatest missed opportunity.
pls reblog and tag whether you were a peter pan, wizard of oz, or alice in wonderland fan as a kid and ur astrological sign thank u
OMG THE AVENGERS 4 TITLE HAS FINALLY BEEN REVEALED!
https://www.express.co.uk/entertainment/films/976063/Avengers-4-title-Avengers-Infinity-War-sequel-Marvel
holy fucking shit?? bruh i fucking KNEW it wasn’t gonna be end game i fucking TOLD YOU ALL
hello did someone order a goth b*tch???🔪⛓
purgatory.
🖤🐥🖤🐥🖤🐥🖤
I hate him more.
AN/: I’m rewatching Vikings and got angry at Sigurd in this one sence so yeah.
Word count: I don’t know
Warnings: AuNGst! Violence and swearing
Summary: what happens when Sigurd pushes it too far.
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“Come, fight me!” Hvitserk asked. I don’t understand why he continues to fight me when he loses every time. He threw me a sword and the other Ragnarssons watched in anticipation.
“You’re only going to lose again, Hvitserk,” Ubbe chuckled. Hvitserk just rolled his eyes.
“Come on princess. I don’t have all day.” I said getting into stance. Our swords collided and clanging nosies roared thought the training feild. We continued like this for two minutes until I took my foot and sweeped him on this bum. He fell with a thump and pointed my sword at in between his eyes. “I told you. Watch your feet.” I chucked. Again he rolled his eyes. It was then I began to hear clapping. Slow sarcastic clapping. Ivar.
“Very amusing Y/N.” He said with his devilish smirk. I wanted to slap that smirk off his face. But I couldn’t. All I did was roll my eyes at him. “If you keep rolling your eyes my dear they are going to fall out.”
“Shout it boneless.” I say knugging him so he fall of the tree trunk he said upon. Sigurd began to laugh.
“You can’t even take a girl little brother.” His laughter grew.
“You’ll be next snake eye. So fuck off.” I snapped at him. “I must get going. I have to change before we begin eat tonight. Farewell boys.” The boys all said their goodbye as I wondered off.
During the dinner
I said at the end of the table. Facing Ivar and his new toy. Next to me was Sigurd and Ubbe. With Hvitserk next to Ubbe and Aslaug next to Sigurd. The discussion of love was what we were conversing about. Sigurd felt the need to say to his own mother have you ever loved anyone.
Everyone went quite.
“She’s always loved me.” Ivar smirked.
“She pitted you. We do. Sometimes we even wish she leave you to the wolves.” Sigurd spat at Ivar. I felt an anger raise in me. Ivar stood up and began making his way to Sigurd. “Oh are you coming here little brother?” Sigurd chuckled. Ivar continued to get closer to him. Once he got to Sigurds chair he pulled it out from underneath him, Ivar falling to the floor. “Oh no. Did you fall little brother?” Sigurd said sarcastically.
I placed my grip on my knife. He continued to do it another three time. Each time getting Ivar angrier and angrier. Everyone sat and watched. He did it one last time once I snapped. I stood up and I threw my knife right into his eye. Aslaug screamed as Sigurd screamed in pain. The brothers sat there in shock. Ivar remained on the floor however with a smirk of joy and amusement.
“I’m leaving.” I said bluttly. I exited the grand hall, hearing Aslaug pleads to the god to ensure her sons safety and Ubbe yelling after me.
I ran into the forest.
Hours later
The sun had set and I sat along the river. “Y/N!” Ubbe called. Finally they’d found me. I rolled my eyes as he came and sat down next to me. I sat eating a rabbit I’d caught only minutes ago, due to the fact that I left with out eating. We sat in silence until I spoke.
“Is he dead?”
“No.” He said. “However he lost his eye and now looks like Odins less impressive twin.” He chuckled. I did too.
“Good.” I knew it wouldn’t kill him. If I wanted to I would have gone for his next.
“Why’d you do it?” He said.
“He need to learn not to disrespect others.” I said coldly. “I’d had enough of him being a dick.”
“I thought you hated Ivar?” He questioned.
“I hate him more.”
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A/N: who wants a part two?
I know I messed up my name. Oops.
1 from the prompt list for Bjorn? Love your work!
Sure x
13 and hvitserk pleaaaase? "But I love you"
Looks like we have a part 2 to but I love her xx