Put on your armor.

Hello, it’s me, ya girl. I have no friends and I sleep to avoid feeling.

[bifocalblaster]

Hope ya'll ain't sleepin' on the fact that February's a whole-ass stardew season 😳😳

[vaporwavemilk]

i love the pelican town preps so much i always like to hang out with them at the ice cream stand

[xtheromanticrealistx]

imagine if someone made a fat girl skinny in their fanart, how that would go down lol

[jo-zee-deactivated20200619]

shut the fuck up lmao

[xtheromanticrealistx]

ugh, i don’t have to shut up. It’s happened before and a girl got bullied till she tried to kill herself lol ok

[ivealwaysbeenasupersaiyan]

Imagine being so stupid you get mad at someone drawing a character fat 🤡

[biyuu]

[saw2trap]

[blackpyrefly]

i am really losing it over the take of “women can’t understand the genre where the characters say the themes of the story out loud to each other constantly”

[ivealwaysbeenasupersaiyan]

First page of my sketch book for next year.

[catchymemes]

Meet Smudge the table cat

https://instagram.com/smudge_lord

[andmaybegayer]

Old Town Road but he just keeps listing all the places he has horses

[shieldfoss]

I got the horses in the back horses on the track horses in the shack and I got horses fetching snacks

I got the horses in earth core down under the floor horses in the store and I got horses on the moor

[pawjamas]

[sirartwork]

Approach, mortal, and receive thy judgement.

[babyanimalgifs]

When you’re sorting the tank filters and a big boye wants cuddles. 

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[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

“Gotta make sure they are cherished”

[a-book-of-creatures]

Someone with a degree in biology please explain this, is the grouper really cruising for cuddles or are we misinterpreting its behavior?

Because it looks awful cuddly is what I’m saying

[bogleech]

Fish are WILDLY intelligent and many are so social that they naturally have social behaviors for interacting with other different species as a whole reef-wide community!! When it comes to interaction with humans, many fish can learn to recognize specific humans and increasingly seek attention such as scratches, rubs and simple play behaviors!

[linguisticparadox]

@linddzz can you confirm the fishy desire for skritches?

[linddzz]

I’ve had a 4ft goliath grouper come up to me and stare reproachfully until I started giving her scritches and gravel showers. Picking up handfuls of the gravel and gently dropping it over their back is a nice fish massage. We encourage the behavior bc it’s a great time to check over them for any health concerns.

Also this looks like maybe a diver helping with a gravel vac tube. Basically a big siphon used to take junk out of the bottom of tanks.

But yeah this is pretty standard grouper neediness lmao

[go-drink-the-kool-aid-deactivat]

My betta fish used to love getting little pets

[irisbleufic]

I’ve had 5-6 bettas over the years that have enjoyed cuddles. Half of those would do just about anything to swim into my hand or butt up against my fingers during tank cleaning to “ask” for attention. Fish are smart and some species are very, very sweet if they happen to imprint on you.

[radiantroach]

[heartseeker]

me listening to foreign music and not understanding a single word of it

[bob-belcher]

[picsthatmakeyougohmm]

[twizzlersandvanillacoke]

[somethingusefulfromflorida]

[megabegf]

[hype-kaminari-kun-deactivated20]

don’t ever duel me or my son again

[ainawgsd]

The hellbender (Cryptobranchus alleganiensis) is a species of aquatic giant salamander endemic to the eastern and central United States. Other vernacular names include snot otter, lasagna lizard, devil dog, mud-devil, grampus, Allegheny alligator, mud dog, water dog, spotted water gecko and leverian water newt. The genus name is derived from the Ancient Greek kryptos (hidden) and branchion (gill). The species is listed as Near Threatened on the IUCN Red List of Threatened Species.

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