I've Got a Bad Feeling About This...

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so my phone just fell out of my pocket and somehow managed to balance on the seat of the toilet instead of plunging to its watery demise. Some times, good things happen. Have hope, friends.

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some days i think i'm gonna be productive and then i just

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Playing Batman Arkham City.

Threatening Henchman: your own mother won't recognise you when I'm finished

Me: MY MOTHER IS DEAAAAD!!

[virgobitxh]

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Tony Abbott's 'election victory speech leaked'

NEWS.COM.AU has secured an exclusive first look at Tony Abbott's victory speech.

Sounds about right, really