Part of Superman's Secret Harem

Half my posts are made when I'm high out of my mind. live blogging my first watch of Smallville

[ivegotdaddyissues]

Why does Robert Sean Leonard always stand with his legs always in a perfect isosceles triangle?

[ivegotdaddyissues]

Clark Kent fucking sucks at CPR

[mintsky420]

these miis are driving me nuts

[ivegotdaddyissues]

Chloe had no right to get mad at Lana for snooping through her shit considering she went behind Clark's back to research his family and released the photo of the barn with the Kryptonian word for hope. SHE VIOLATES EVERYONE'S PRIVACY ALL THE TIME

[ivegotdaddyissues]

If I was Clark, even with the adrenaline feeding parasite, I would not forgive ANY of my friends.

[ivegotdaddyissues]

Would y'all consider Tina Greer to be the "predatory lesbian" stereotype? I'm not sure if it falls into a different trope since she only had eyes for Lana and didn't try to convert anyone else to lesbianism, but she's predatory towards Lana and is canonically a lesbian so I think it explains itself. Opinions?

Idk what I expected from an early aughts CW Superman show that normalizes a 16 year old having a close friendship with a 21 year old bald man.

[mynorthernattitude]

and for the lady, perhaps a fking break?

[ivegotdaddyissues]

Perhaps not. I'll take a shitty friend, smothered in messiness

[cottoncanyon-deactivated2018012]

Reblog if it’s ok for people to give you $599.99

[ivegotdaddyissues]

BRUH WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS ILLEGAL TEACHER STUDENT BULLSHIT????

[ivegotdaddyissues]

NO CLARK THAT'S NOT HOW YOU REACT WHEN A GUY IS HYPNOTIZING YOUR FRIEND INTO LIKING YOU

[ivegotdaddyissues]

Guys my little cousin said that Tom Welling is kind of chopped and Michael Rosenbaum is kinda fine. What action do I take

[ivegotdaddyissues]

I started watching Smallville. Is Lex this weird the entire show?

[ivegotdaddyissues]

Tom Welling has one expression for all occasions.

Angry? Mog

Sad? Mog

Happy? Mog

Concerned? Mog

Running and searching? Mog

[robinstome]

there's no fucking way

[khytal]

[ivegotdaddyissues]

Can a single grain of rice be classified as a rice dish?

[ivegotdaddyissues]

I started watching Smallville. Is Lex this weird the entire show?

[hotvampireadjacent]

[ivegotdaddyissues]

My God! It IS possible! The prophecy!!!

[cartooncoyote]

This is actually the best intro to a porno that has ever existed

[satanblessitt-deactivated201608]

There is no way this is a porno

[zombiesahoy]

This is the best porno there has ever been.

[usingtimewisely]

The way he says “HEY WHAT THE FUCK” shaped me as a person

[foldingfittedsheets]

I hope today someone is in the lucky 10,000 and sees this for the first time.

[ivegotdaddyissues]

You think they were told to improv and that's the best they could do?

Director: "Wait ten seconds before looking at the tree again"