Mmmmyes.

[foolish-masterm1nd-deactivated2]

[adulthoodisokay]

I am here for Ted Cruz’s college roommate constantly dragging him on Twitter.

[qqqqqqqqqwe-deactivated20170301]

*accidentally does something well* ah shit i’ve given them standards now

[angrymuslimah]

Shoutout to all those people that have jobs like cleaning the bathrooms in rest areas or gas stations, to the people that take out the trash and wash dishes in restaurants, school janitors, house maids. You’re doing jobs that don’t get much recognition but are some of the toughest. stay awesome

[ivegottits]

running out of room in an essay: the U.S.

needing to fill up more space in an essay: the United States of America, the freedom powerhouse of the world, above Mexico, below Canada, lemme pledge allegiance to that fine ass flag, God bless America, amen

[blackgirlvevo]

Darth Vader: Luke, I am your father. Luke: Daddy Darth Vader: What the fuck

[mintsuna]

i love it when ppl say ‘i swing both ways’ to refer to being bisexual bc then i picture pansexuals spinning uncontrollably and screaming.

[punksm0ker-moved]

ok i couldnt resist adding to this anymore

[agsapphire-deactivated20211001]

THIS IS SO CUTE!

[fics-to-make-a-winchester-blush]

I am pansexual and I aprove this message

[borkyno-deactivated20160330]

i always loved the swingset and the sandbox, maybe just too much

[alwaysdressedinallblack]

Omg this is adorable

[artimadare]

[mothurs]

friend: you look stressed me: haha yeah it’s the stress

[rdjsass]

me whenever

[sheholdsyoucaptivated]

[ruinedchildhood]

Buster trifling af

[ivegottits]

Darth Vader: *force chokes storm trooper*

Storm trooper: harder daddy

Darth Vader: what

Storm trooper: what

[toocooltobehipster]

[colouredbills]

[dr--john-h-watson]

If anybody asks why Ten is my favourite Doctor, this perfectly shows why.

[awwwton]

me starting my presentation in class