[iveseenbetterghost]

Decided to revamp this blog and change some things. 

[iveseenbetterghost]

I havent given up on Sally guys Im just busy with school and stuff so she’s kinda on semi - hiatus. 

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Reblog if you actually like my blog (*˙︶˙*)☆*°

[iveseenbetterghost]

@pvaefortis

   It was noon. The calmest hour of the day it seemed, people lingered here and there but none truly stayed posted in one spot. Well not like herself at least, sunlight burned over  the public library’s steps as she waited. Green hues searching for someone in particular, a  someone she’d spoken over the phone too.  Pleaded her case in a sense, waiting for him to appear and meet face to face. Sebastian Marcoffs that is, someone she hoped could  help her. 

[iveseenbetterghost]

*squints into the distance seeing a collective group of men, the tallest of the three in the middle as the other two march forward.* No....my boys are back, my beautiful sons of war!!!

[iveseenbetterghost]

I owe a starter and some replies I'll get to those when I can but for now I need to get some shit together. Hope everyone is having s boss day.

[rinkazu]

Please reblog this, if you’re fine with roleplaying darker plots (abusive relationships etc.). I’ll make sure to follow you and send you a message. I’m in need of more interactions!

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[iveseenbetterghost]

Happy 30th Birthday Max Irons ! (October 17,1985)

[between--rage-and-serenity-deac]

Reblog if you actually like my blog (*˙︶˙*)☆*°

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"You lose yourself bit by bit, Completely alone now, blank page beginning, Empty head the world is spinning, Control the strings, dancing puppet on a stage."

[iveseenbetterghost]

[text]:I'm sitting on our balcony drunk. And in my underwear. Our relationship with our neighbors may improve.

    A snort leaves her before she sighs fingers moving swiftly. 

 [text:] I would say offer them some cherry pie and see if they get the joke [text:] But I doubt they would.. [text:] dont fall btw, but Im making grilled cheese if you want one in your  drunken state. 

[elliesclementine]

[iveseenbetterghost]

Richie Gecko in the From Dusk Till Dawn season 2 episode “Bondage.”

[iveseenbetterghost]

Texts from Last Night inspired text starters [nsfw and sfw]

[text]: I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.

[text]: I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS

[text]: We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out

[text]: I'm sitting on our balcony drunk. And in my underwear. Our relationship with our neighbors may improve.

[text]: two words: fractured penis. two more: emergency room.

[text]: I feel like captain Morgan put his peg leg up my ass

[text]: Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.

[text]: According to google history I spent most of last night trying to buy an elephant.

[text]: You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party

[text]: I'm going to CVS to meet the Craigslist guy who is going to buy my underwear. If I don't text you within the next hour, plz assume that I have been abducted by a stranger with an underwear fetish.

[text]: What's Spanish for "I shouldn't have worn these underwear to work?"

[text]: Also if i get drunk and start crying about the elephants you all have my permission to abandon me.

[text]: YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.

[text]: Hey, it's not my fault that you had a shitty bed frame that couldn't handle the rough sex you're into.

[text]: I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.

[text]: I just wrote the Drag Queen from Saturday Night on FB and apologized for licking her. Weirdest thing I have ever typed...

[text]: You couldn't even walk but you came into the kitchen with the funnel and begged me to put beer in it

[text]: I genuinely attribute some of my blowjob skills to playing saxophone in highschool

[text]: I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.

[text]: Woke up with an e-cig stuck in my asshole. Explain.

[text]: A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.

[text]: OK BUT WHO THE FUCK FORGTS A LIVE CHICKEN IN MY HOUSE

[text]: Come over. Bring cocaine. And my t shirt with the dolphin on it.

[text]: Your drunk naked friend is roaming the living room. Started roaming my room. Please come retrieve him

[text]: I do feel like I owe you an apology for trying to fuck your dad last night but in my defense everyone knows I shouldn't drink tequila.

[text]: I want my tombstone to read "making poor life decisions since 1993"

[text]: Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.

[text]: I just bought a bottle of lube for my car.

[text]: Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.

[text]: I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.

[text]: When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.

[text]: Drinking from the bottle. In bed. Making dinosaur noises. Oh man.

[text]: i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?

[text]: That tampon felt like a stick in my vagina, I am never making a drunken tampon choice again. Friends don't let friends choose tampons drunk.

[text]: I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock

[text]: I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night

[text]: Wall of shame with a backpack full of beer bottles, cowboy hat in hand, and a handlebar mustache. I was applauded by a passing car

[text]: I know the wedding is going to be a good time, I don't have to wear a bra with my dress

[text]: Can you get snapchat back so I can show you all the places I threw up in/on last night?

[text]: Woke up eating a pickle on the bathroom floor this morning in some random guys sweat pants.

[text]: I know you saw me get knocked out after I stepped on that rake why did you leave me there

[text]: She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?

[text]: We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one.

[text]: So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together

[text]: That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.

[text]: I fell into a manhole last night, so there's that

[text]: Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant

[text]: Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night

[text]: I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.

[text]: Turns out the dorm toilet can't take a punch. Gonna be a long year without Mexican food.

[text]: I have an interview tomorrow and listed you as a reference. If they call you, please don't tell them about the time I smuggled a Chalupa out of Taco Bell in my underwear.

[text]: How do you get kicked out of 3 different Subways in one night..

[text]: Mom told me you snuck booze into a concert in a cheez its box...I have never been prouder to be related to you

[text]: I straight up told your dad I've slept with a majority of your family

[text]: You kept whispering to me that the guy making your burrito was an angel.

[iveseenbetterghost]

wearspastels

             “ sounds a little fucked up, don’t you think? we buy the alcohol & they drink it without us!”

            “ the real question is what did you expect? ungrateful mooching in basically a survival skill now. “

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cell phone headcanons

send me ”#” for cell phone headcanons about our muses including:                              - what your muse’s name is in mine’s phone                              - what your muse’s picture is in mine’s phone                              - what your muse’s ringtone is in mine’s phone                              - my muse’s last text to your muse

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Please reblog if you’re OK with your partner ‘fading to black’ even if they’re of age.

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