erik ◎ minneapolis

a real gentleman of the wombat world

[winterfellis]

[oddlycinematic]

[klyrui]

ig: klyrui

[softwaring]

[powerfulwizard]

octopuses die after they have sex for the first time by the way. and squidward just happens to still be alive and well.

[powerfulwizard]

I hate to disappoint the finest minds on tumblr but

Gallery of fake fans right here.

[butchflirt]

The presence of Squilliam Fancypants would suggest that “Squi-“ is simply a common prefix for octopus names, likely one with great cultural significance and meaning

[truonyx-deactivated20200418]

his name is squilliam fancySON we are exposing TOO many fake fans tonight

[yehudah]

squidward has only 6 tentacles. OCTOpuses have 8 (hence the prefix). the creator is a marine biologist, this isnt some rookie design mistake. literally anyone who has watched the show for 5 minutes would know this come on now yall….

[truonyx-deactivated20200418]

you dont get to decide whether or not all the octopuses in the show’s lack of tentacles is or isnt a design choice when its already BEEN CONFIRMED BEFORE THAT HES AN OCTOPUS IN A MULTITUDE OF OFFICIAL MATERIALS. also, there are actual squids on the show:

[powerfulwizard]

Also where is everyone in the notes getting the idea that 8 tentacles=octopuses and 6 tentacles=squids. Squids don’t have 6 tentacles. Squids have 10 limbs, 2 of which are tentacles and 8 of which are legs that look like tentacles.

[2am-soda-deactivated20211215]

this started as an argument about squidward being an adult virgin

[imalwaysaslutforthevoid]

yeah but nobody is going to argue against that

[melisica]

[vhsvaporwave]

L E A N Y   M A G I C I A N

[coughloop]

if this happened to me id freak out but he plays it so cool

[r-edirect-deactivated20190922]

[stream]

Tammy and the T-Rex (1994) dir. Stewart Raffill

An evil scientist implants the brain of Michael (Paul Walker), a murdered high school student, into a Tyrannosaurus. He escapes, wreaks vengeance on his high school tormentors, and is reunited with his sweetheart Tammy (Denise Richards).

[letyourheartfly85]

…..I’m sorry what?

[edgebug]

scaly pride

[gothiethefairy]

[pangolyn]

You left out the best part of the whole movie! They can’t get his body back, so for some reason the solution is to have his brain live in a jar in Tammy’s room. The film closes with Tammy performing a striptease for her jar-brain boyfriend

[hallucinationhorrors]

And the unreleased original cut is ultra-gory! Unreleased UNTIL NOW, I mean… they have it on SHUDDER!

[xstarxchaserx]

are the straights okay?

[whitepeopletwitter]

[lg-joanne]

When life imitates art.

[chuwenjie]

Cat & salaryman

[homesteadseattle]

[20aliens-deactivated20200625]

[ellacalm]

[isawatree]

[neonsamurai04]