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nyanletnest

bwaow

littleguysdaily

Yeah

targetedknowledge

frankiesbullshit

someone tell OP i did it, i spent about 3 hours on it

programmerhumour

Made that feature you requested boss

n4r3n

We have done dat in Hungary too

lady-wildflower

2008: The Welsh reads: “I am not in the office at the moment. Send any work to be translated.”

jisuto

transgenderer

every spelunker should go in with a cyanide tooth capsule so if they get stuck they can take the gentle way out instead of being tortured by the earth for 72 hours and then dying anyway

transgenderer

@kropotkindersurprise said:

it should be an explosive device, so they widen that part of the cave at the same time and no other spelunkers will get stuck there

beautiful vision. i love the idea of a minecraft-style world where if you explode underground it just clears a radius

valtsv

sick of hearing about "healing crystals" that "cleanse your mind and body of negative energy" i want to know which rocks can hurt you and fuck up your vibe so bad

valtsv

everyone suggesting uranium isn't wrong but anyone who said "literally any rock if you're willing to resort to violence" are the only people who can get on my level. you're hired.

milfbaitt

caincore

valtsv

okay which fandom that sprung up out of nowhere overnight like mushrooms after rain is this a reference to i can't keep up anymore

valtsv

oh you meant like. that guy from the bible who invented murder. right.

corviiids

was talking to a coworker and realised i could not for the life of me remember his name but i was too embarrassed to ask because we've spoken multiple times so mid-conversation i started concocting a plan to nudge the conversation towards the ID photos on our building passes so that i could be like oh my ID photo is awful haha the camera they use to take these has a real talent for making me look as unphotogenic as possible and then he would say oh yes me too haha everyone says that (because they do) and then i would be able to say well let me see yours it can't be as bad as mine! and he would show me his ID because we are coworkers and why wouldn't he and this would allow me to see his building pass which of course would have his name on it and then i would be able to say well yours is perfectly nice it must be me that's the problem! and then we would have a polite chuckle about it and i would have his name without needing to ask for it and he would be none the wiser and all would be well but then before i could execute this fine plan a little voice in my head went "so this is some light yagami bull shit you are about to pull" which was such a violent reality check it shocked me completely out of my embarrassment and i went "hey im so sorry your name has slipped my mind could you remind me" and he did and it was fine.

chrliekclly

confuse spell

pseudomantis

Scientific fraud is the most baffling thing ever to me like do they think they're just going to make a huge breakthrough and no one will notice that it's fake by trying to replicate their results

pseudomantis

Yeah actually I just discovered how to turn plastic into gold. Oh you want to know how I did it

Starts running away cutely

A Formosan white-headed flying squirrel (Petaurista alborufus lena) in Taiwan

by Dash Huang

columboscreens

beesmygod

i read this to adam and he just yelled, outraged, "THEYRE BABIES"

wonderhecko

TRUE HATERS, SINCE DAY 1 THEY HAVENT BEEN GIVING THEM A FUCKING INCH

beesmygod

this is next level

wonderhecko

20 years later. you're kermit. opening night at the muppet theater. you look up. you can't believe it. those two awful cunts from next door are here. neither of them died yet. they're going to be here, forever.