Reap'resenting

“This thing of darkness I Acknowledge mine.” ― William Shakespeare, The Tempest

[haydenbarrett]

Or the handsome swan.

[ivory--tempest]

Swan? Could of chosen something more... Manly?

[bowies-bitch]

The guards around here are so retarded.

[bowies-bitch]

Dodger strolled down the hall, hands behind her back. As she came round to walk next to Ivory, she bumped her playfully. ”I like getting into trouble. Unless it results in the collars.”

[ivory--tempest]

"I'd much rather stay bellow the radar." Ivory shrugged her off - really not wanting to get caught at all in this when she had to try and break the life force rule weekly and this definitely wouldn't help her. "Why'd you like getting in trouble?"

[bowies-bitch]

The guards around here are so retarded.

[bowies-bitch]

Someone’s eager. Cmon, maybe we’ll get in trouble. 

[ivory--tempest]

"I'd rather not. Only just got off the hook with Felix." Ivory followed cautiously, quite eager to see what stuff she had confiscated - hardly remembering what she came in here with.

[bowies-bitch]

The guards around here are so retarded.

[bowies-bitch]

I don’t know what your stuff looks like, sorry chickadee. 

[ivory--tempest]

Can you take me to see it?

[bowies-bitch]

The guards around here are so retarded.

[bowies-bitch]

A whole room full of confiscated shit. 

[ivory--tempest]

Did you see any of my stuff?

[bowies-bitch]

The guards around here are so retarded.

[bowies-bitch]

Chips, a few cans of pepsi’s a necklace, new smokes and a pair of shoes in my size at the place they store inmates belongings. 

[ivory--tempest]

Inmates belongings?

[haydenbarrett]

More like the cool unattached cat.

[ivory--tempest]

Or the helpless baby duckling...

[bowies-bitch]

The guards around here are so retarded.

Its so easy to steal shit.

[ivory--tempest]

Whatcha got? Something for me, I hope?

[mr-l-byrne]

Then maybe we can get out in a van…

[ivory--tempest]

Nope. Not helping you - I'd rather stay in this dump.

[haydenbarrett]

Of course not. Why would you?

[ivory--tempest]

Because you seem life the attached puppy type.

[mr-l-byrne]

But we could escape so easily! You can kill people for fuck sake, how did they even get you in here?

[ivory--tempest]

In a van...

[haydenbarrett]

Nice to know.

[ivory--tempest]

Aww, hurt your feelings?

[mr-l-byrne]

Nah, think of it as Fairly Odd Parents. You guys are my Cosmo and Wanda, and you’re gonna grant my wish to get the fuck out of here.

[ivory--tempest]

Thanks for the offer - really it was tempting, but no.

[mr-l-byrne]

Shut up and listen. Since I’ve been here I’ve learnt two things, that if you take a staff member’s ring off you can use your power on them, and that you’re a cunt. I’ve befriended a kid with mind control, combine that with your power, and my natural leadership skills to keep us together - we stand a chance.

[ivory--tempest]

I'm not playing power puff girls with you.

[mr-l-byrne]

Why would I tell you?! You’re a girl.. and you might… copy me!

[ivory--tempest]

I won't even consider helping you if you don't tell me. Oh - and while you think about whether your going to spill the beans or not - act your age first.

[mr-l-byrne]

You can kill me, but you shouldn’t. Because.. ahh.. um, I’m important. I’m the key to your escape, you see. You can kill, you’d be very important in my rather, if I say so myself, brilliant escape plan.

[ivory--tempest]

What's the plan?

[mr-l-byrne]

How the fuck are you planning to get out? All you can do is give me man flu for a week, or whatever the fuck you did. Face it: you.. need.. me.

[ivory--tempest]

I can kill you.

...I'm really not seeing this - I'd rather have the one that can turn into a snake.