No present like the Now

Ivy, she/her, 25, Look, it s a bit of a mess, but what do you expect from me. Hobbies: Being Cringe

[pocketss]

distressing things to say to your friends

[thegenderdruid]

it's truly insane how much more functional society would be and how much happier everyone would be if every job was perpetually 10% overstaffed (and people who weren't needed could chill and rotate in when needed while still getting paid) instead of 10-50% understaffed but that wouldn't be 'efficient' (in the short term, for shareholders) so fuck everyone I guess

[innerchildabortionclinic]

i'll never stop holding the opinion that systemic subjugation of women and children under patriarchy is not a result of degenerate sexuality or "urges" out of control btw. there's a reason ted bundy (yes, the serial killer) jumped at the opportunity to tell the religious right in an interview that he was corrupted by pornographic magazines. in fact i've seen the right increasingly cling to this perspective precisely because they feel it absolves them

[teathattast]

[red-dragon-archiefiend]

i know the joke with 5ds is "card games on motorcycles" and it's funny and all but i think it's way funnier if you watch the show. because if you do it becomes clear very fast tha the show is not going to slow down for the absurdity of the premise. yeah we have card games on motorcycles. the motorcycles represent freedom. anyways we have more important things ot get to, such as CLASS CONFLICT-

[punkitt-is-here]

it IS monday. Let's get it on cunts

[punkitt-is-here]

it IS tuesday. We still must get it on cunts

[punkitt-is-here]

it IS wednesday. cunts you know what we must do. it's time to get it on

[femrobespierre]

did i mention how much I love hotd opening? I love that it's paying homage to tapestry which is an underrated form of art especially linked to the middle age I love that it shows how history is remembered I love the symbolism I love the animation!!!

[charl0ttan]

getting a jobjob from a water cooler with big pronouns

[charl0ttan]

so are there any other fuckable video game water coolers that i should know about.

[aspirationalbrand]

amazing things happening in late series columbo episodes

[philcollinsenjoyer]

explained to an 8 year old that once a fruit is ripe you only have so much time until it rots so you have to eat it soon and she said so i'll never be able to keep it perfect like this forever? no and there are about a million pieces of art for you unrelatedly

[neruomancer]

[dogpuppy]

[nineteenyearoldmeblog]

im fucking crying

[shirecorn]

Fascinating categorization is happening here

[ravioliet]

i literally love saying "ON IT BOSS!!!!!" whenever someone asks me to do something like i'm some sort of henchman. it doesn't matter if they're my boss or not for real even because in the moment they are, and whatever they requested of me i'm on it

[moths-oak]

Sam Reich just casually putting the players through Dante's inferno on game changer is wild

[sockth]

Hey if you See This can you reblog this or comment on this with a character you headcanon as aromantic, asexual, or both. It can be canon it can be founded on absolutely nothing I just need more aroace stuff on here #yay

[kingcatnine]

it is like genuinely touching that grab that toothbrush dattebayo has had a positive impact on so many people i swear ive seen over a dozen people directly reference it as something that helped them improve their habits and that's only the number of times it's made its way back to my eyes. it's been reposted everywhere, even freaking dentman the toothbrush hero quoted it

I just think it's nice that something i said has helped people in some little way or at least given them a new funny thing to reference about an existing mindset

[prokopetz]

If there's one piece of advice I'd give to folks in the US running Kickstarter campaigns, it's that if you're shipping rewards to Canada, please just send them via regular post if you possibly can. Outfits like UPS and DHL charge absurd fees to the recipient for every little thing when shipping from the US to Canada. I just got charged $40 CAD in "processing fees" to receive a package because DHL had to collect $4 CAD in sales tax.