onyx

heyooooo enjoyer of all things whimsical and wonderful just a lad ae/hy/thxm

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what is up people! lil intro for those who happen upon my blog

name: onyx or ivy

pronouns: any pronouns but prefer ae/hy/thxm

interests: severance, ever after high, dungeon meishi, arcane, mlb, moon girl + devil dinosaur, mlp!, spiderman (mcu + spiderverse), Minecraft, my ocs <3. (I might be missing some things lol, will update)

dni: proships, racists, sexists, homophobes, transphobes, and others that follow this line of thinking

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MHA oc where their quirk is called Seedless Fruitful and their power is that they can make any living organism seedless (yes this does mean they could potentially remove sperm from humans, only if they trained it properly) and preserve the seeds/seed that can function just fine if replanted. They use this power to run a seedless fruit business, running a separate plant section of Home Depot kind of store on the side. They are very happy.

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I love House MD and also love making sexuality and gender headcanons so here are mine for House! (a bit more specific than my previous House MD is a bisexual show post):

Gregory HOUSE: bisexual, cis male, he/him but honestly doesn’t gaf and will respond to any

James Wilson: pansexual but has no idea, cis male, he/him and will ask patients for their pronouns upon meeting indirectly. like he’ll go “I’m Dr. Wilson, he/him”

Eric Foreman (I LOVE him): omnisexual with a pref for women, cis male, he/him

Allison Cameron: bisexual cupioromantic, cis woman, she/her

Chase: omnisexual with a pref for women, trans woman, she/her. I also like to headcanon Chase as a trans man, he/him so both. Both is good.

Lisa Cuddy: bisexual, cis woman, she/her.

I haven’t gotten to season 4 yet so headcanons for Kutner and Remy and Taub will come later, probably sometime in November? Maybe earlier depending on how much time I have. Anyway share ur headcanons I love hearing them. I might make a more “woke” version of this cause this is my more canon variant if that makes sense.

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y'all may have thought i would never return but guess whose on season 6 and has time to actually think about headcanons??? THIS GUY!!! anyway my headcanons for the new sillies

Thirteen/Remy Hadley: bisexual (canon! YAY!), genderqueer, they/she

Lawrence Kutner: pansexual, unlabeled gender, he/him/any

Chris Taub: bicurious (TRUST CHAT), cis male, he/him

Amber Volakis: omnisexual w/ pref for women, cis woman, she/her

Alvie <3: gay (woah onyx not making everyone bi thats crazy!), transmasc, he/they + neos

uhhhh that's all i got for now. i know new characters show up later on so i'll def be returning to this. i also might make my more non-canon variant soon because fun. if y'all wanna see any headcanons for other house characters let me know!!

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gregory house with glasses chat its all over

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WARNING: THIS POST CONTAINS BRIDGERTON SEASON 4 SPOILERS!

I just watched the new Bridgerton season and with the announcement of the next season coming out, I have some thoughts.

I personally really enjoyed season 4, despite the ending being a bit anticlimactic (like seriously if just lying about her being of full noble blood was that easy, all of the tension surrounding the would-be scandal of a noble and a maid getting together was unnecessary). Sophie and Benedict were so fun, and I loved that out of all the siblings, of course it was Benedict who fell in love with a maid with such a complex backstory. Sophie is such a great riches to rags then back to riches character, and you can really see how her past influences the decisions she makes. Her relationship with Violet was peak, I love Mrs. Wilson always and forever, and Sophie befriending Hyacinth and ELOISE was so, so fun.

The side plot of Francesca and John's marriage was so sweet. Francesca finding someone that she could be comfortable around and not have to worry about acting less awkward made me so happy as a neurodivergent person. John was so kind to her, and gave her exactly what she was looking for/needed. I think Michaela coming for a surprise visit was a little... interesting seeing as she had spent their honeymoon with them, but I do love her. I like that when she broke the structure that Francesca had so carefully crafted, she apologized and that Francesca apologized for her actions and that they got to be friends. Michaela brought out a side in both John and Francesca that they hadn't seen of each other before, and it was so nice seeing all three of them get along.

To be honest, I had a feeling that John was going to die since Francesca stuttered when meeting Michaela for the first time. I think John and Francesca were a perfect match, so seeing some sparks between Fran and Michaela pretty much guaranteed his death in my mind, so when it happened I wasn't all that surprised. Seeing Fran grieve broke my heart anyway because she is one of my favorite characters, but watching Michaela lift her spirits again when they celebrated John's life was so meaningful to me. I love the side of Fran Michaela brings out, and I think they could be a great pair too.

This is where my personal gripe comes in: Francesca and Michaela being the center couple of Season 5 is too soon. I know there is a time skip between the seasons, as there is for all of them, both in real time and in-universe, so maybe my opinion on this will change, but right now I feel like John's death is just too fresh in my mind. To make things clear, I do NOT hate Francesca and Michaela. I think they are going to make a great couple, and the gender swap of Michael to Michaela in the series allows Bridgerton to do something unique and creates something of similar tension to Sophie and Benedict's situation. My issue stems from the fact that they are almost discarding John. I know that this also happens in the books, and I know Fran and John weren't supposed to last, but Francesca and John's relationship broke the "love-match" that the Bridgerton's praise, and I thought that them not necessarily being one was so important. I will stand by the fact that John and Francesca were soulmates until the day that I die, so not being able to see Fran work through her grief even more while another Bridgerton's love story is completed is just a little disappointing.

However, some of the things I've been seeing about Francesca and Michaela have been nasty and completely unnecessary. Francesca is allowed to be queer. Whether they make her bi or a lesbian doesn't completely throw away the fact that she clearly loved John, just not in the traditional sense. Again, I stand by the fact that they are soulmates, and being soulmates does not mean you must romantically be in love. Assuming that Eloise is "the lesbian one" just because she doesn't want to be part of the marriage mart is so ridiculous and just enforcing stereotypes. Eloise has expressed interest in men before (Season 2, the newspaper boy!). Her reasons for not wanting to be married are because she doesn't want to become what is expected from wives in the Ton. She wants to read and write and do something "greater" with her life than just be married to the closest man. I am not saying you can't see Eloise as queer, I am just saying that her refusal to be married isn't rooted in the fact that she doesn't like men.

I think its important that Francesca, the softer spoken, more feminine one, likes women. I think it shows that being queer isn't accompanied by the stereotypes people normally associate with it. Michaela and Francesca are going to make a good couple. I only personally wish that there had been another season in between their love story, and that we had gotten more time to see Fran grieve.

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Kutner and Taub are the funniest duo I sincerely love them

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reading a beautiful Harry Potter fic right now and I’ve got to say it’s one of the best ones I’ve ever read. It’s called The Apprenticeship and it’s peak

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thinking about Jackson’s diary and reading the new updates and just seeing how the top comments are about literally every character other than Jackson. like I get that Jackson’s diary has a lot of side stories going on and I love all of the characters in the webtoon, but i really like the main story and I wish more people seemed interested in it.

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sometimes I think about how amber and Wilson look at house in that same “oh that idiot (but he’s MY idiot)” and dream of a house amber wilson throuple. the children crave it

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the children crave mumscarian with scar and grian competing for the affection of one Mumbo K Jumbo while he is heads over heels for both of them and doesn’t know how to handle this information.

AKA:

- Lots of spectacular tension between scar and grian that WILL lead to some hate fuckery

- A very flustered Mumbo Jumbo

- Pinning scar and grian

- The rest of the hermitcraft server looking onto this situation and placing bets (cub, gem, and a very reluctant xisuma started it)

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Mr. Joel “Everything is Normal!” Smallishbeans

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keep seeing the comment “tenko shimura was born to touch the stars, tomura shigaraki was cursed to never touch again,” but that’s not true.

Tenko Shimura wasn’t born to touch the stars, he was born to be a weapon. Tenko Shimura was never free. And that’s why his story is so tragic.

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desperately need a fic where shinsou has beef with midoriya but midoriya doesnt have to tell him that he was quirkless for them to get along because as much as i love the classic "i was quirkless" reveal, especially when its written well, im also tired for shinsou getting off basically scot free for being an asshole all under the assumption that midoriya has a "perfect quirk" so he cant have had a bad life. IM TIRED OF IT. shinsou hitoshi faces consequences oh how that tag calls to me.

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Everything’s fine!

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fry the ant.

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just curious but does anyone else have a weird relationship with names?

my legal name is rare and is what ive been called for most of my life before i found people who now call me by my preferred name, but even then, i find myself not wanting to be referred to at all. no pronouns. no name. nothing. i get super squeamish sometimes whenever someone refers to me by either of my names or with any pronouns. just wondering if this is just a me thing or if other people have also gone through this lol.

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my hyperfixations change like every couple of weeks and it’s driving me nuts because I feel like I’m getting hyper fixated on Harry Potter again 💔💔💔 guys I don’t think I can do it 💔💔💔