I was looking at a tattoo artist and she has cute handkerchief flash⦠itās a sign
folks,
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@bisneezebabe
I was looking at a tattoo artist and she has cute handkerchief flash⦠itās a sign
folks,
crazy how everything is about sex. hockey is about sex. sneezing is about sex. everything is about sex. except for sex. which is just some penis bullshit
Yaāll donāt like long hitchy buildups, right?
Or nostrils helplessly twitching and flaring, right?
Finally ending in big let out sneezes, right?
I swear these are some of the longest buildups Iāve ever experienced š®āšØ They felt like an eternity and like the sneeze might never come!
Snot for all you mess lovers
Just abusing my sinuses with chhinkni, I'm so fucking horny and I can't stop sneezing, it just feels too good
CW: duct taped mouth, mess š«¢
Especially mess at the end š«¢
If you know me and my sneezes⦠a lot of my let out release comes from my mouth.
So one day I had a thought š¤ What would happen if I couldnāt release a sneeze through my mouth? š§š
Honestly these were sooooo hard to record š®āšØ
SO itchy and SO tickly⦠but also sooooo stuck because it felt like I couldnāt get a big enough breath to let the sneeze loose š¤§
Just curious if springtime has blessed you with a case of hayfever yet, so that you may in turn bless us with some of your amazing hayfever sneezes?? šš„°ā¤ļø
(⦠but only if you feel up to blessing us wee horny folk š )
Hello curious, wee, blessed, horny asker š
I have held onto this ask a while - it is snowing rather than Spring! Also because recording a hayfever set of sneezes feels so vulnerable and embarrassing sometimes idk. There's a lot of helpless stuff happening at once of that makes sense? E.g making a complete show of myself ššš
But seeing as IT IS MY BIRTHDAY TOMORROW i am feeling brave and don't care so here is my gift to you. Plus I need to delete it off my phone already š¤Ŗ.
I really really hope this is what your request was asking for and thank you for being patient. ā¤ļøš¤øš»āāļø
Under the cut because tissues are not the best at containing spray and that's not for everyone!
shoutout to the anon who suggested the sneezy princess should hide her sneezes behind a fan. i personally love the repressed desperation this conjures, thinking of her at a ball dancing with all those fancy guests wearing sweet perfumes, flowers tucked into their lapels and braided into their hair...
maybe passing around a burgeoning cold through their constantly changing dance partners
constantly rebuttoning my shirt but i just keep popping my buttons open and sometimes i'm sneezing too much to work the buttons
Dresses and pantyhose are baaaaaaack š¤
Yall didnāt miss me sneezing into my skirts⦠did you??
I have covid :/ Luckily it only feels like a mild cold at this point.
And for inquiring mindsā¦Iāve sneezed 4 times today (definitely above average for me). Plus 2 induced ones- one from the covid test and one on my own accord to try to relieve some congestion. So technically 6.
A guy on TikTok said āI donāt care who you are, there is absolutely no reason to sneeze more than three times in a row, like get your shit togetherā. Here are my favourite responses:
i made the grave mistake of inducing while iām under the weather. iāve been sensitive for days (i sneezed 24 times last night). i donāt have a voice, im so hoarse today. so i thought id sniff chhinkni and see how it went. now i just need to STOP sneezing.
felt cute might delete later š«£ (chhinkni + mask snz)
my makeup looked good but i only wore it out for like an hour so i needed to put it to more use... š«¶
this drag queen i know from my city literally performed a lip sync of a wav at a club a few weeks ago
Decided to be a bit more daring with this one š Sneezes and holdbacks from inducing with a q-tip. Hope yāall enjoy! š
Trying to say "I have to sneeze" during a chhinkni fit. It was so hard through the hitching and sneezing!
variety pack!
cw: stifles - audible and not, let outs, MESS, a little coughing, some talking, some āIām gonna sneezeā, oh also Iām st*ned