CHAMPION

..of people who don't believe in champions..

[ironpour]

-_-

[jaehaerys1]

[ra11y]

[freepalestine]

[dont-at-m3]

[twitterlols]

I would trust him to defend my life

[ottermatopoeia]

Warrior, barbarian, battlemage

[ivyx44]

I wanted to suggest to put them Infront of a green screen to make it even more epic but they green

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[lookatthesefuckingbirds]

This is what my sleep paralysis demon looks like

[jehovahhthickness]

This is it. This is the animal I wanna come back as in the next life.

[pedalfar]

[daddyfuckedme]

[veryfunnymemes]

[shiftythrifting]

an iced out minion i found at an antique mall in Florence, KY

[animatedtext]

no clue what to do with these bois so ill leave em here

[i-am-a-fish]

!!!!!!!his name is Gourdon!!

[huffpost]

[shittycryptids]

Deer, except they’re predators

[whatthesnickerdoodle]

[zarohk]

@shittycryptids That’s a terrible one, especially because they’re real.

[da-boy-o-kultur]

Switchblade Deer

[pancakedcat]

in case anyone is wondering, they look like this:

[kaijuno]

Literally no one ever is gonna just give away their weed for free. Grow up

[worldoffizz]

[theouijagirl]

Reminder that nobody has ever, not ever, put drugs in Halloween candy and passed it out to kids. Religious extremists exaggerate false stories way out of proportion and started anti-Halloween propaganda with it, not because they don’t want their kids winding up with drugs, but that they believe Halloween is evil or Satanic or contrary to their belief. 

Snopes article: https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/halloween-non-poisonings/

[themanicnami]

The only truly known case of it was when a dad who poisoned his own children’s candy tried to blame the crime on people giving his kids laced candy. It was traced to being his doing.

There has never been any proof in the united states at least of this happening and all of the myths about it happening have mostly been ‘sparked’ by this crime.

[millennial-review-deactivated20]

[chaos-and-cookies]

Hey isnt the U.N supposed to intervene during huge signs of uhhhhhh fucking genocide???

[mudaship39]

Who is reminded of when colonizers stole kids from indigenous people just like this when they committed cultural genocide against us

[feralphoenix]

similarly, this reminds me of when christians used the holocaust as an excuse to kidnap jewish children and forcibly convert them, then refused to return them to their families. this shit’s a very common factor of genocide & should set off every red flag possible

[peonipun]

ADOPTED?? ADOPTED. WHAT THE FUCK.

[shiftythrifting]

This absolute nightmare brought to you by Savers in Fall River, MA.

[deaf-teen-deactivated20230326]

i say this too people a lot 😂

[fanonical]

my girlfriend wanted more than the amount of children you can adopt in skyrim so she taught herself how to mod it so that you could adopt them all, and uploaded it to a skyrim modding community so other likeminded player could utilize her code.

months later, an update was added to skyrim that was basically her code, verbatim, lifted directly from the mod, without credit or even permission. this made her so angry that she, at age seventeen, booked a flight to maryland, went to bethesda headquarters and demanded to see todd himself to yell at him.

of course, she was immediately denied this request and escorted out of the building because she was a scary six foot seventeen year old canadian lesbian who had flown all the way to yell at a man who probably had no idea her code was stolen, but she is still legitimately, 100% furious with him to this day

i fucking love her.

[dorkery]

FACE YOUR CRIMES, HOWARD

[cheaphalloweencostume]

i’ve long since retired from collecting fake internet stories but this stands out in my mind as one that’s just so bold faced and iconic because at no point in skyrim was there an update that allowed you to adopt more than 2 children. i love this post