Frendship Is Like Peeing On Yourself

Hey Audrey!! **I'm a slut and I'm not ashamed** Now for a note from Audrey: "Quote retracted"

[bpdlavender]

someone: speaks louder than normal with a slightly aggressive tone me: here come the tears

[jovan]

this is so … Caucasian 😰

[ruinedchildhood]

Knowing there was a chance they might be blood related, they still went and got once last fuck in before finding out they are, in fact, related.

True white romance.

[fragmentconsiderrevising]

I warned you

[shesaware]

i dont trust people who can look good with messy hair

[irlbeb]

[itsgonnabeathing]

[bittersuggestion]

Life gets better when you stop looking for approval from others

[digg]

Tender, it’s how people meat.

[ragetweetmachine-blog]

Don’t stop reblogging this 😂😂😂

[bang]

😂😂😂😂

[idaholy]

The year is 1 A.Z. (After Zayn)

[thebestoftumbling]

[msslsworld]

A single sperm has 37.5MB of DNA information in it. That means that a normal ejaculation represents a data transfer of 1,587.5TB.

[fituring]

Now that’s a lot of information to swallow

[dragongirltitties]

how do I delete other people’s posts

[hardcore-park0ur]

[najaaozixxjsiaaiaiia]

where do i start lmfaoo

[plasticcflower]

Lmaoo dndnndnddn

[mercedesbenzodiazepine]

I’m both

[agirlnamedally]

[residentevil2-deactivated201603]

friend: wyd

me: studying

friend: let’s gossip

me: 

[bouncystyles]