i neeeeed to get paid already. i need to commission katarcher from you so bad........... do you have any crumbs in the meantime...... pls..
SMILES BIGLY !!! THANK YOUUUUU I'm so glad you like my freaks. #Myfreaks. I would be honored to do that... I have a billion crumbs of them you can ask me about it anyday and I'll just start yapping. But here's some fun facts about them in the meantime !! (ft a the freaks image)
Despite Archer's insistence on it not being the case, he looooves scaring the shit out of Hansuke by coming up behind him quietly and going "Hello Katagawa." in his scary voice. It makes Kat jump every single and he HATEEEES it but Archer says that it's just him not paying attention to his surroundings. You know, like a liar.
Kat tends to fall asleep near Archer because he trusts him a lot, and because of this, he has now found out he snores in his sleep. It's very quiet, most people wouldn't be able to notice unless they were REALLY listening in, but Archer notices because he's a #creep and stares at him intensely everytime he's asleep (<- contemplating how easy it'd be to kill him. Also admiring his pretty face but don't tell anyone). He likes to compare it to how cats purr in their sleep. If he ever said this outloud Hansuke would have his head on a platter.
Archer likes to follow behind Hansuke and glare at people who piss him off whenever they're at parties for fun. Kat is completely unaware he does this, because in his mind Archer is so harmless he could never be genuinely intimidating unless something was truly, horribly wrong. He knows to some degree that he's done things that are reprehensible, but it doesn't even register as the same person to him. He likes to take advantage that Kat does this and act all coy when he's inevitably caught by someone <3
Kat loves """jokingly""" flirting with Archer just to see him get all embarassed and annoyed, mostly because it amuses him to see his entire face go red after he says something scandalous, but sometimes he says something back at him with a nauseating amount of genuineness, and it stuns him so hard it leaves room for Archer to make fun of him in the meantime. They keep playing Gay Chicken and neither one is ready to make an actual move for Professional Reasons (<- what is their fucking deal)
Kat and Archer mostly hang out in the Zanara, but on the rare occasion they ever go to Archer's place, Hansuke almost always forgets something behind on the way out. This is not an accident despite Archer foolishly believing it so everytime. This is just so Hansuke can make Archer act Gentlemanly and give it back to him repeatedly. Archer doesn't suspect anything, he just figures Kat is forgetful, and plus looking dreamily at his forgotten coat while sitting on the couch isn't hurting anyone (<- Freak !!!)
Depending on the day, they like to go out for dinner together. And with the rest of the team but they don't really talk with them, they're just mostly conversing between themselves, like snobs. They get something different everytime and share a little from the other's plate when people aren't looking. Hansuke always complains if Archer doesn't give him a little.
Sometimes Hansuke teases Archer for staring at him so often, and Archer has to clumsily explain that he Wasn't staring (yes he was), he's just ensuring everything is okay and that no danger was around. And he's just like Uhuh yeah sure buddy, did you find any danger in my scalp while you were surveying. And Archer just has to be like (embarassed he got read to dirt) ...No. I did not sir
They have a lot of activities that overlap, so they'll usually practice together if they both have availablity— Haha Just kidding they cancel so many plans just to hang out, they don't even care. Archer is guiltier of this though, he can be busy as hell with work but if Hansuke is like "Hey Ace :) Do you want :) to go play golf :) with me :)" Archer will literally not even hesitate to drop everything and go to him. They like to fence and play golf together the most but Archer will tag along to anything at all. He can be like "Hey Ace do you want to go just walk around a space station pretending to be busy with me" and Archer will be like Yes Sir Of Course Mr Katagawa :)
When Hansuke has a choice, he only ever has Archer accompanying him to business meetings and corporate parties. If anyone else comes with him he leaves them on their own corner while pouting and yearning for his stupid boytoy I mean his best friend
And that was the Katarcher crumbs for today ! I'm very honoured you like them. Here's another funny doodle of them I found laying around to finish off