"You can't always just beat people up!"
“Really? Why not?”

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@iwantxtobegood
"You can't always just beat people up!"
“Really? Why not?”
mynameisretep:
                a little psa about shipping:Â
i ship CHEMISTRY. therefore, if i feel there is no chemistry between my character & yours, then i will most likely not ship a romantic ship with you. guilt tripping me into shipping with you does NOT work. if i say that i do not want to ship with you because i do not see chemistry between our characters, then that is the end of it. i’ll of course try to discuss other things, like platonic ships, brotps, enemies- stuff like that. but if you consistently decide to pester me about shipping a romantic ship with you AFTER i have specified that i do not wish to ship our characters- then i will most likely be weary about rping with you, or won’t want to all together.Â
please, for the love of god, be considerate about the other mun when you are discussing a ship. if they say no, yes, it might upset you, but there is no reason for trying to guilt trip them into shipping with you. if they are not comfortable with it, and you keep forcing it, you will most likelt scare them off.
so- be respectful of other muns & their comfort zones when it comes to shipping.
sentence meme based on real conversations i’ve had
“ are you sure you’re not a lesbian? ”
“ but on the bright side, i made out with three people, so, success! ”
“ i’m not even kidding, give me his phone number, i’ll fuck him up. ”
“ you can’t always just beat people up! ”
“ my standards for movies are really low, and i’m a happier person because of it. do you know what i expected from jurassic world? dinosaurs. do you know what i got? dinosaurs. therefore it was a great movie and i’m happier than you. ”
“ oh no. we are not spending any more money so you can see that movie in theatres AGAIN. ”
“ i really wanted to be there when you got drunk for the first time, though. ”
“ who even likes unsweetened iced tea? no one. why do they sell that? ”
“ five dollars i can cartwheel over this picnic table. ”
“ i think i’m the gay best friend in this friend group. when did that happen? also, why? ”
“ the only thing i’ve had today is three cups of coffee and i think i might be dying. ”
“ FUCK YOU FOR MAKING ME CARE ABOUT THIS. ”
“ can you go one day without singing? like just one day. ”
“ this is the second time you’ve set the microwave on fire! how do you fuck up that badly twice! twice! ”
“ permission to kick his ass so hard he can taste my foot. ”
“ if you spray aerosol hairspray in here we’re no longer friends. ”
“ i can’t believe she wouldn’t tell me about her secret girlfriend. like, even after i offered to tell her about my secret girlfriend… ”
[text] yo, just landed. you have thirty minutes to hide the party evidence.
[text] the girl across from me is super pretty send help
[text] you are swift as a coursing river. with all the force of a great typhoon. just look cocky and correct people.
[text] Please bring food I haven’t eaten and i got max 3 hours of sleep
[text] EVERYONE IS SO HOT WTF THIS SHOULD BE ILLEGAL
[text] i feel the accuracy in my bones. my shaky, anxiety filled bones.
[text] i’m emotionally compromised i’m tearing up in a mcds
And yes thebittensilver IM PLAYING MUSICAL ACCOUNTS!
YOURE WHAT
IM SILVERXARROWS TOO
I KNOW I WAS CONFUSED FOR A SECOND
And yes thebittensilver IM PLAYING MUSICAL ACCOUNTS!
YOURE WHAT
Random texts.
[ text ]: I'm drunk on lemonade.
[ text ]: A book told me to bathe in milk. I have regrets.
[ text ]: Help. I'm stuck in [insert name here]'s house and they won't let me leave.
[ text ]: Last night, I used 7 champagne glasses to empty an orange juice carton and drank none of them.
[ text ]: I accidentally sexted my mom.
[ text ]: Why is my TV in the back hard.
[ text ]: I can't find my phone.
[ text ]: Sorry about calling you for pizza last night. I got you and the delivery number mixed up.
[ text ]: I got prank called that my cat was in the freezer but I don't have a cat and I'm scared.
[ text ]: Don't be alarmed. There's a pretty angry cat in your apartment.
[ text ]: I don't know who you are but I want pizza.
[ text ]: Do you have my dog?
[ text ]: A Disney princess dress arrived today. When did I order it?
[ text ]: All I have in my fridge is eggs.
[ text ]: THERE IS A STRANGER IN MY HOME and xhe is politely asking for beer.
[ text ]: All my underwear is gone.
[ text ]: I just got mistaken for a porn star.
[ text ]: Who's house am I in?
[ text ]: I've been waiting for three hours and you're still in the bathroom.
[ text ]: I have a collection of stolen doorknobs.
[ text ]: Police just asked me where you are. You should hide.
[ text ]: I think you underestimated the power of vodka. You told me that rainbows were a conspiracy.
[ text ]: I wish I was a unicorn sometimes.
[ text ]: The sky was green for like a second. fite me.
[ text ]: You were so drunk last night that you hit on your reflection.
[ text ]: I think we need to talk about last night.
[ text ]: Pack your bags. Surprise road trip.
[ text ]: Remind me to never drink again.
[ text ]: Someone stole my table and only my table.
[ text ]: There's a huge ass hole in my couch. It's bigger than my butt.
[ text ]: All my pasta is gone and I can't find it.
[ text ]: When will my dignity return from war.
[ text ]: Apparently 'mmm watcha say' isn't funny anymore.
[ text ]: In not brubk yuu ate.
[ text ]: sleap wwat evn os sleeo
[ text ]: auto cucumber is bae
Like for a starter
silverxarcher:
“Damn…Sounds worst then the Pridelands when my mother was growing up….Sorry I asked.”
“You’re fine. I just don’t like talking about the isle.”
silverxarcher:
”
“Because it’s part of our history. If we don’t know about it, we’re doom to repeat it…plus I want to explore it…”
“You’re history is a bunch of street rats who rarely have homes? All sidekicks who live on the street and fear the actual villains kids. Our parents were never proud of us, they were never happy for us when we did anything. We were never shown what love was like. What an actual mother was like. We scavenged for food most of the time. We were stuck on an island with a bunch of villains, what do you think it was like?”
I really want to do some ben X mal things.
 PLEASE
“When I look at your eyes, I can tell you’re not evil.”
Disney’s Descendants - Mal & Evie
silverxarcher:
:”Yeah I know the Cultural Club sounds boring but we want to know about what it’s like on the Isle.”
“You wanna know about the isle? You really wanna know about that horrendous place? Why?”
“Lets just think about how not fun that sounds and see if it’s a good idea.”
silverxarcher:
thebittensilver:
silverxarcher:
thebittensilver:
silverxarcher:
thebittensilver:
I really wanna play Mal from Disney Descendents
i think you can do her well
Would you role play with me??
Maddie…you think I wouldn’t? Ally’s OUAT (and work for Disney) is Simba’s daughter. It would work!
Yay!! Well I made her
follow me and I’ll follow back
and Sitles misses his Girl
Hi
I’m on it
 the-other-salvatoree:
“I’m not quite sure who he is but perhaps you could describe him and maybe I can try to help.”
“Nathan is about 6 foot tall, Black hair and blue eyes. Jamie scott, he’s about to my hips with sandy blonde hair with blue eyes. He has braces... Please.”
Anonymous requested Naley + protecting each other ↳“I will always be there for you. I will always protect you.”