whats good thots

elena?

[concealedblade-deactivated20210]

bro quit questioning the nature of your reality you scaring the hoes

[catchymemes]

[mikedawwwson]

Why Did They Come?

[wobblyjimbles]

TOO FUCKIN’ phenomenal to NOT reblog!!!!

[arbyscurlyfries666-deactivated2]

*butler voice* your vibes, sir

[whitepeopletwitter]

[frogmp3]

i was never 12. blue lives don’t matter

[stimman4000]

bro keep this between us but your vibes are luscious as fuck today

[byjove]

i can and will eat an entire log of smoked mozzarella

[byjove]

me: if I marinate this log of mozzarella in 4 tbsp of balsamic vinegar, 4 tbsps of olive oil, 2 tbsps of fresh chopped parsley, 1 tsp of garlic and ½ tsp of red pepper flakes, I will not consume the entire block of cheese and will in fact wait for the flavors to infuse

me: eats the entire block of cheese 20 minutes after putting it in the marinade

[gaypeopletwitter]

[iwashighwhenididthis-blog]

Lenoms

That’s right

[anancientheart]

ok universe, i’m ready to feel good things. make me feel good things.

[anancientheart]

whenever i post this it works  reblog if u want to feel good things & the universe will bring u something sweet 

[c-bassmeow]

[dankmemeuniversity]

[just-shower-thoughts]

Each word is just a number in base 26

[feministism]

[swiftlywiththefoxes-deactivated]

January 2019:

[suite-dee-reynolds]

I lost weight when I went on my medication initially because it made me very sick and when I told people that was why, more than a couple would say stuff like “I wish I could get some of that” like you want a weird disorder that is awful and to be violently ill? just to be skinnier?

[existentialismandmakeup]

“After I got the biopsies, they did another mammogram. And I had to have my shirt off. And I was standing there at the machine. And the technician said, oh my gosh, you have such a flat stomach. What is your secret? And I was like, oh, I’m dying.“

-Tig Notaro

[theconcealedweapon]

More proof that the ideal of thinness never had anything to do with health.

[valtsv]

calling ur dad “my father” is just the socially acceptable way of saying “my dads a bastard and i hate him”

[thrussy]