Huh… That’s Weird

This curvy Barbie has severe executive dysfunction! 💞 mediocre writing and art 💞

[figofswords]

i miss my beautiful wife joann fabrics it feels as if eons have passed since i last saw her. this guy michael keeps waving her visage in front of me and saying she’s living in his house but he is lying to me. i know this because i went into his house and found only fragments and memories of my beautiful wife joann and pictures of her shadowed face labeled “online only”. michael won’t even let me order swatches from him

[eyewishing]

color theory: theres a lot of them

[dorian-they-ao3]

IT’S A WONDERFUL LIFE (1946) • JIMMY STEWART as George Bailey and LIONEL BARRYMORE as Mr. Potter

[fernwah-funzone]

you could never make blazing saddles today. movies take a really long time to film and it's already 11am on the west coast. also most actors and film staff would probably like to spend christmas eve with their families.

[becomeanunconsciousman-deactiva]

if karl marx was born today he would be a baby. and it would be his birthday

[a-purplebutterfly]

That scene from wicked for good:

[iamkidfish]

what if you were IN LOVE with your best friend but also CLOSETED and about to get MARRIED in a PR RELATIONSHIP but your FIANCE runs away with the LOVE OF YOUR LIFE and they leave you all by YOURSELF to fix the AUTHORITARIAN GOVERNMENT 

[nat-20s]

extremely funny to me that Kermit the Frog is the only main overlap character between Sesame Street and The Muppets. imagine your day job is hanging out in a community of lovely people that genuinely just want to help kids learn and care about everyone so so much and then your night job is the reason that you have to stay up to date on your rabies AND tetanus vaccine

[karvina]

this girl was showing all the signs of being a secret mermaid so i pushed her into the pool and she turned into a forty foot long mosasaurus which is tbh way cooler

[karvina]

not really sure how to get her out though

[karvina]

for those of you asking why i pushed her into the pool in the first place: i work for a duplicitous small town aquarium and i'm trying to kidnap mermaids to jump through hoops and shit to entertain tourists and make money. fucking obviously. now that i know she's actually a mosasaurus though i Have fallen in pure-hearted love with her

[charl0ttan]

calculator wrapped you set three alarms here you dumb bitch

[villainessbian]

pan before meat, it cooks nice and neat

meat before pan, are you a fucking idiot

[parakeet]

went to a michael's only michael meeting thought it might be nice to convene with my fellow michaels but guess what WRONG I got kicked out because my full name is 'michael hunter' and it was 'scaring some of the michaels what if i am a michael hunter' ???? they clearly just don't like me??? fuming right now. i'll show them a michael hunter. i'll show them all

[this-girl-in-the-bubble]

Gelphie being the first gays to NOT be friends of Dorothy is actually frying me, they hated her ass

[the-clock-of-the-time-dragon]

Friends of Elphaba (FOE [of Dorothy]), if you will.

[vinceaddams]

It's weird to think that big hollywood movies are edited on normal editing software and they have to click a little export button just like anyone else when it's done. It feels like they should be edited on a big machine with a bunch of lights and when it's time to export you have to flip a huge mechanical lever.

[aqwult]

it doesn't have to get done, it just has to be perfect

[boringkate]

People get so fixated on the rehabilitation of convicted criminals. Nobody ever talks about rehabilitating law abiding citizens. This is because law abiding citizens are a lost cause. The law abiding citizen is beyond redemption.

[markovchaingang]

ugh of course he has two mothers. they just had to make it woke. and one of them's made of cloth and the other wire too. sick of this forced diversity bullshit