Chaotic Neutral @iwilleventuallykillmyparty - Tumblr Blog

A redesign of my first dnd character, Isidora!

Couldn’t decide on the white “hair” or black. Probably gonna go with black.

#dnd character #dnd #dungeons and dragons #bard #dragonbard #dragonborn #dragonborn fighter #fighter

Isi is just optimistic…

#dnd character #dnd #dungeons and dragons #bard #teifling

trickstarbrave

i love counterspell. "i cast fireball!" no you dont

trickstarbrave

Note: this is only funny when I do it. If an enemy counter spells me I want to commit mass murder

My newest dnd babey

#dnd character #dnd #dungeons and dragons #tiefling genasi

An oldie but I love this video

@tiefli

#dnd character #dnd #dungeons and dragons #arcane trickster #fire genasi #drow

MAE’S DICE JUST CAME IN THEY’RE SO PRETTY

#dnd #dnd character #satyr #dnd satyr #dice #dnd dice #dungeons and dragons

This is Mae. She’s a barbarian Satyr and is going to be part of a very special twitch dnd live-stream with me and 5 others!

It’s still a ways off but if anyone’s interested lemme know and I’ll be sure to let you know when it’s up and running

#dnd character #dungeons and dragons #cute #announcement #dnd satyr #satyr #barbarian

Nobody’s gonna touch Isidora’s babey

#dnd #dragonborn #dnd character #bard #dragonbard #cute #couple #funny #lovey dovey

Talking with Jindosh, God of Invention.

Jin: hm. Okay let me put it simply. picking up scraps of metal and stuff from the floor and putting them together we are all made of atoms my dear, and due to what happened with the holochrons and causing you to get Arcane Feedback, your very soul has become unstable.

Isi: ???

Jin: I’ll put it like this. holds up a model of an atom he just made from the scraps This was your atoms before the incident. Following so far?

Isi: mhm yeah?

Jin: okay. smashes the atom model onto the floor, shattering it into pieces

Isi: !!!!! gasps and covers her maw

Jin: That’s your atoms now.

Isi: ...Ah-

Jin: you probably have roughly six months left.

#dnd character #dnd #dungeons and dragons #bard #dragonbard #dragonborn #dragonborn fighter

Isidora paying the Sage of Blades a visit to pick up her shield she left for repairs, and finds him dealing with a difficult and very entitled human barbarian.

Sage: ah Isidora! *hugs her*

HB: Hey! I was here first bitch!

Isidora: ....

Sage: *takes a few steps back*

Isidora: ..... *turns back to the Sage* so anyway, is my shield ready?

Sage: ah yes. *pulls it out and hands it to her* I make a few minor adjustments. Should fit better.

Isidora: awesome! *slips it on*

HB: Hello???

Sage: ah yes. You get no sword. You leave.

HB: I am a paying customer!

Isidora: did you pay for anything?

HB: I have the gold!

Isidora: yes but did you exchange it for anything?

HB: I was ABOUT to but-

Isidora: you’re not a paying customer then huh?

HB: Listen here lady!

PersonInLine: just kick his ass he’s been up there for 45 minutes!!

Isidora: *to the Sage* do you need me to carry this guy out for you?

Sage: ... I no get involved..

HB: This WOMAN can’t carry me! I’m a warrior!!

Isidora: ...... *takes a deep breath and sighs for a long time before punching the man square in the face*

HB: *immediately falls to the floor, out cold*

Isidora: ...... huh. I broke a nail.

#dnd character #dnd #dungeons and dragons #bard #dragonbard #dragonborn

She’s ready to go singin’

#dnd character #dnd #dungeons and dragons #bard #dragonbard #dragonborn #fighter #dnd character art

Not even Leaf can escape the purr inducing head pats

#dnd character #dnd #dungeons and dragons #rogue #tabaxi #tabaxi rogue #cute #cats #cute cats #head pat

Martin: I am the God of Death, Sorrows and Agony.

Also Martin: I like soup.

yourplayersaidwhat

DM: “One day I want my games to be so good and immersive that I make someone cry or something- besides you, [player 1] because you’re easy to make cry. No offense.” Player 1, who just finished crying over an NPC death: “I mean, you’re right.”