bears.

5t4s

[ixcot]

hello is anyone alive here

[tropius2-deactivated20160313]

lucas is faster than ness because he doesn’t carry around a backpack

[cremia-deactivated20210626]

and cause lucas isn’t weighed down by having living family members like ness

[unclefather]

[basketballhoopshowerhead]

(Chanting) ancient cheese with a deadly disease ancient cheese with a deadly disease ancient c

[sci-the-superb]

CAN WE STILL EAT THE FUCKING BOG BUTTER?

[dreamingofbabylon]

Fellas we’ve got ourselves 2 outta 3 ingredience for a legendary Grilled Cheese

[socialmediapeasant]

Grilled cheese!!!!

[dreamingofbabylon]

HELL YEA BAYBEE WE DONE IT !! GOD HERSELF GONNA GRILL US A CHEESE

[socialmediapeasant]

Tonight we dine like kings

[foointerrupted]

This is still my favorite post on this whole site

[emotions-oper9r-deactivated2021]

I’m here for the fossilized tomato

[tsunamiwavesurfing]

“hey bruh lemme stuff this toilet with ps1′s. im gone kill the tumblr game with this one”

[cardi-pee]

What?

[yoyofreak888]

[gayavatarstyle]

can you imagine how the whole energybending scene must have looked to Sokka and Suki

[gayavatarstyle]

[doritoprincess]

Sokka: “ohmygod, I think aang’s losing!”

Suki: “you dont know that, maybe red is aang’s color”

Sokka: “you think the motherfucker who was planning to genocide the entire world with fire has a *blue aura*??”

Toph: “what the FUCK are you guys TALKING about”

[yourplayersaidwhat]

[The gnome cleric tragically died, and was then for various reasons revived as a skeleton.]

DM: Okay, so you can cast your spells and everything, but your health is one. If you take any damage, you are dead again.

Warlock: [begins laughing hysterically]

DM: What?

Warlock: A short skeleton with one hit point? Really?

DM: [realises] Oh, no! NO!

Cleric: Oh my god, I’m Sans Undertale!

Rogue/Bard: Wait, wait, does she have one glowing blue eye? Please?

DM: Fine, I’ll roll for it, just to humour [natural 20] oh for fuck’s sake, yes, she has a single glowing blue eye.

Warlock: YES!!

Cleric: I’m about to have a bad time.

Rogue/Bard: Next time we get into a fight, I’m playing Megalovania.

[eijiroukiriot]

this is the funniest tweet i’ve seen in months bye

[bigratbastard]

[fxr-yxur-amusement]

[chaos-storm]

[aaawunder]

[nomuru2d]

these are all the geek equivalents of Lovecraft’s Cat’s Name

[official-lucifers-child]

his cats name couldn’t be that bad!!!! it’s a cat, what’s the worst name?

[official-lucifers-child]

i am wrong, what the fuck

[sogothimdead-deactivated2020060]

[miyaneiarchive]

people who don’t like twices cuter songs like tt or cheer up are literally so boring. like? what’s it like having no taste? you think you’re too good for a good signeul bonae signal bonae? fuck u

[retrogamingblog2]

[sirartwork]

Th-thanks, Audie.

[ixcot]

so after some research and just prior knowledge im pretty sure i have SAD.

wild to think about but like im pretty sure.

this sucks so much. this and my work from home schedule leave me starved for social interaction or meaningful conversation. cant even make new friends with quarantine . all piles up. all i can do is scream into the tumblr abyss

[postllimit]

[benkenobee]

Fun fact y’all, the reason why so many Ancient Greek and Roman statues have tiny genitalia was because large ones were associated with stupidity, ugliness, and foolishness. Smaller penises meant rationality, wisdom, and authority. If you look for ancient statues of well-known horny and mischievous figures like Pan, they have hella large dicks.

[communistbussy]

i’m stupid and my meat is huge

[iprayforangels-deactivated20220]

himbos

[tdwhisperer]

[ixcot]

today is my friday. another work week is almost over as im counting down the last few hours of my shift.

im exhausted. im sick of quarantine and i just want some change so i dont have to be trapped in my tiny jail cell of a room.

this is my first time with dealing with this lack of motivation/depression in my life and honestly this fucking sucks. 

[ixcot]

i think im experiencing depression for the first time in my life. its real rough out here in this quarantine. 

[hatsuzuki-deactivated20211122]