You’re All I Want

Samuel Leeroy Miller IXI Dad

[obesitysherpa]

Gotta be somethin’

[tiinysatan]

body positive post!! my curves are insane i am proud

[fukkce]

lmaoooo

[gifbro]

[4gifs]

Nailed it

[foulserpent]

i want to see my little boy.. here he comes

[ikaricrossinglines]

my boy!

[blueauradoggo]

Possibilities:

[e-e-r-i-n-e-s-s]

[fuckinl0ser-deactivated20170709]

[ixi-dad]

God I fucking want you.. That's it.. Just you..

[televandalist]

[fetal-dragon]

When you’re high in public

[kittykat-kait-deactivated202005]

I worship nature because there is a feeling I get in the woods I've never felt in a church.

[seereezy]

manager: sir your resume just says “good looking and talented”

me: am I lying though?

manager: …youre right, Im sorry youre hired

[ghostcoin-deactivated20161014]

TOP PLACES TO FIGHT

1. DENNY’S PARKING LOT

2. UNDER A BRIDGE

3. DOLLAR TREE

4. MOM’S GARAGE

5. IN A U-HAUL GOING 100 MPH 

[pureaslife]

[nearermyygod]

[campaignomar-deactivated2014041]

yo gettin married at 22 sounds a lot like leavin a party at 9:30 pm

[supervengers-deactivated2014041]

yeah but you get to leave the party with your favorite person on the planet, and take off all of your makeup, and put on your ugly comfortable clothes and make popcorn and curl up in your bed and watch a movie, and have sex and go to sleep, idk how that sounds like a bad thing.

[awlhf]

And everyone else just wakes up alone and hungover.

[laurenhooper]

this is the best thing ive ever heard

[twinkfl0yd]

CHRISTMAS IS TOMORROW AND I’M NOT FEELING FESTIVE ENOUGH IT’S TIME FOR ME TO SHOVE 350,000 CANDY CANES UP MY ASSHOLE