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semi-selective aph!romano | sideblog | canon-based

[ixruin-blog]

A four-year-old looking Patsy was just aimlessly roaming about as she usually did when she heard some noise coming from behind some tall tomato plants. Curiously, she followed the sound until she poked her head through said plants and saw a child who looked a few years older than her. He was holding a tomato and, seeing as she hadn't eaten all day, her mouth began to water at the sight of it. "Umm.. little boy?" she asked, moving closer. "What's that, n' can I have some too?"

@sweetsugarsprite

His first thought may have been along the lines of ‘what kind of idiot doesn’t know a tomato when they see one?’ but he managed to keep it to himself. Just from the sound of her voice, he could tell this girl was young. The best little boys certainly didn’t make little girls cry.

What was a single missing tomato? Antonio had plenty more.

“It’s a tomato,” he said, holding it out to her. “Call me Romano.”

[ixruin-blog]

[ixruin-blog]

Mystic River Starters

Maybe some day you forget what it's like to be human & maybe then, it's ok.

We bury our sins here. We wash them clean.

I loved her/him so much. I'm never gonna feel that again. It doesn't happen twice.

I know you can speak. So say it, say you love me.

This part...you do alone.

What the fuck am I gonna tell him?

Oh, I get it. You're the good cop.

He's been acting kind of nuts lately. I'm almost afraid of him.

Neighborhood needs a fucking crime wave.

I know in my soul I contributed to your death.

I'm tired of wishing things made sense.

The dead are still dead.

Because everyone is weak. Everyone but us. We will never be weak.

You could rule this town.

So that's when I see the knife.

Your wallet or your life, bitch. I'm leaving with one of 'em.

There was blood everywhere, and I might've killed him!

It makes you feel alone, you know, hurting somebody?

I guess I dont' know my own strength.

The moment I laid eyes on him, I could tell he'd done time.

They never lose it, you know.

The tension in his shoulders, that's prison.

The girl just wants to bed you. She don't wanna wed you.

Admit what you did.

He'll shoot you. And then he'll kill you.

[kol-calamity-blog]

I Need Entertainment

[oflightningandstorms-blog]

ANONYMOUS TIME!!!! (or ask in character!)

HYE have you ever?

FMK fuck marry kill

KHC kiss hug cuddle

NML a night, a month or for life?

AMA ask me anything

HON hot or not?

WWY well would you?

WYR would you rather?

TOD truth or dare?

SMW ship me with?

TOT this or that?

WIS who I ship? (with myself, or with others — specify)

or anything else hilariously entertaining you can think of!  

[memestockpile]

true grit (2010)

“  malla-men what? “ “  you must pay for everything in this world, one way and another.  “ “ there is nothing free except the grace of god. “ “ i call that bold talk for a one-eyed fat man! “ “ fill your hand, you son of a bitch! “ “ while i sat there watching, i thought about stealing a kiss. “ “ i have a mind to give you five or six good licks with my belt. “ “ one would be just as unpleasant as the other.” “ a saucy line will not get you far with me. “ “ in what direction are you going? “ “ put your switch away! “ “ how many men have you shot? “ “ keep your seat, trash. “ “ who is in there? “ “ if you would like to sleep in a coffin, it would be all right. “ “ it will embarrass you every time. ” “ it’s not spelled ‘f-u-d-e-l.’ “ “ that is quite a horse. “ “ i will give you ten dollars for it. “ “ it’s time for your spanking! “ ” ow! no! stop whipping me! “ “ now you do as grownups say! “ “ i will get myself a birch switch and stripe your leg! “ “ hoorawed by a little boy / girl. “ “ we have entered a wild place. “ “ a snake would not bother you. “ “ i think he / she has got you pretty well figured. “ “ this is a business conversation. “ “ who worked you over with the ugly stick? “ “ don’t go flapping your gums, [name]! “ “ i’d give you $3 for a pickled buffalo tongue. “ “ pencil-necked son of a bitch! “

[annielovestohelp]

tina belcher rp meme

feel free to change the pronouns and things to fit your muse!

“danger is my middle name but i spell it r-u-t-h.”

“i’m no hero. i put my bra on one boob at a time like everyone else.”

“is it possible to be in love with twenty five people all at once?”

“that, goes in the butt bank.”

“uhhhhhhhh.”

“brr. it sure is cold in here. i wish some strong man would give me his jacket…or his pants.”

“if you need me, i’ll be on the floor. dying.”

“time for the charm bomb to explode.”

“here’s a bunch of numbers. they may look random but it’s my phone number.”

“i’m a smart, strong, sensual woman.”

“your ass is grass and i’m gonna mow it.”

“do you think horses get songs stuck in their heads?”

“i have a photographic butt memory.”

“by the way, with a cartwheel, are your hands or your face supposed to touch the ground first?”

“everything’s fine. look at my perfectly normal face.”

“it smells…exotic. like ranch dressing.”

“when he looks at my molars, it’s like he’s looking at my soul.”

“flirt a little, wink a little.”

“tough love. aka love, am i right?”

“he’s a bad kisser. but he’s a bad boy and i guess bad boys are bad kissers.”

“i don’t need a boy to pay attention to me, i’ll pay attention to myself.”

[ixruin-blog]

Ask my muse for a favor:

"I need a place to spend the night."

"Can I come over and use your shower?"

"I need you to buy me a pregnancy test."

"Will you come bail me out of jail?"

"My basement flooded, wanna lend me a hand cleaning up?"

"Can you come over and help me study for this test?"

"Pick me up something to eat on your way over?"

"I need a ride to work tomorrow."

"Help me clean my house?"

"Can you watch my dog for me this weekend?"

"Do you have a jacket I can borrow?

"I need some condoms and a leaf-blower, can you bring them over ASAP?"

"I need you to be my date this Friday night."

"Can you come pick me up?"

"Lend me $500?"

"Can I borrow your car?"

Lets play 20 questions, the first 20 asks I get sent I will answer, no matter how personal, creepy or sexual

[ctcsherry-deactivated20210308]

This is my second fanart of Italy with a Doge, but a different one this time :D Enrico Dandolo was in his seventies when he became Doge, but he didn’t let old age or blindness (caused by cortical injury) stopped him from being ambitious and ruthless. He is a successful financial leader for Venice, but most well known for his involvement in the 4th crusade.

I was very excited to draw Venice, then realized the CIV V leader screen looks too much like modern Venice and I don’t have any decent reference on what Venice looks like in 12th century. Please excuse the ambiguous background ;;

[ixruin-blog]

(( I want to rp with you and your muses because you seem very nice and approachable and also your muses seem like they'd be fun for my muse to interact with. :) ))

o | Accepting | @sweetsugarsprite

[[ really??? ;v; aaa, thank you! same here- i thought your muse sounded like fun to interact with! i hope to RP soon, then! ‘v’ ]]

Show the Mun a lil love, Send anon or not why you RP or want to with the Mun and their Muse(s).

[ixruin-blog]

"When you cry, he cries, when you laugh, he laughs, when you ask who he is, he says 'You know'."

o | Accepting | @wangyao-of-china

This was a bad idea. He hates feeling dumb.

“Is it… my reflection..?”

Go on Anon and give my muse a riddle and they’ll try to solve it.

Send me "What happened?!" to find out what state your muse found mine in.

Use a Random Number Generator to find out!

Bruised and beaten up

Passed out somewhere

Extremely happy about something

In the ER

Suddenly only 5 inches tall

Running away from someone or something

Bouncing off the walls hyperactive

In their underwear on your muse’s doorstep

Bought way too much stuff at a store

Completely lost

Very late to a meeting

Extremely frustrated with a pair of chopsticks

Showing up after disappearing for a week

With a stray or injured animal

Mun’s choice!

[awkwardhetaliascreencaps]

[ixruin-blog]

|| Open to Followers

“Come on, there’s lots more where that came from! Eat up! Don’t tell me y’ can only handle one helping.”

[wangyao-of-china-deactivated201]

At the young boy’s harsh tone, China’s eyebrows furrowed and his mouth pressed together in a thoughtful line. “Hu! You young troublemaker, eh?!” the older man raised his hand to strike Romano, but held back, instead curling his hand into a fist and bringing to his side again, “You watch that tongue, young man, you’ll have it cut-off while it’s waving like that!”

[ixruin-blog]

The aborted motion wasn’t lost on him. The very thought of being struck sent an angry, hot shiver down his back. If he had been hit, would it have mattered to anyone? Would he have deserved it? Would China have simply turned on his heel and left?

He was already on thin ice- he should just stop and stomp off somewhere to mope.

“No, I get it- I’m just a stupid brat!”

But not without having the last word.