HOLOCENE

Iyanna McDonald Fashion and Writing graduate. I enjoy books, plant based food, binge watching movies and tv shows, video games, nature, homemaking, fashion, my family, big ideas and reflective thoughts, conscious people, solitude, and like minded individuals. Striving for compassionate and healthy living. Vegan. 24. Brisbane, Australia. | website | youtube | instagram | twitter | | personal | me |

[recaption]

[understands]

[compulsive]

[especially]

[understands]

[understands]

[just-shower-thoughts]

Mammals both produce milk and have hair. Ergo, a coconut is a mammal.

[blogtitletaken]

I know you’re being facetious, but this is an actual issue with morphology-based phylogeny.

[castiel--for--king]

*leans over and whispers to person beside me* what are they talking about

[sonneillonv-deactivated20220218]

*leans over and whispers back*  Human ability to quantify and categorize natural phenomena is sketchy at best and wildly misleading at worst

[nonlinear-nonsubjective]

consider the coconut

[bemusedlybespectacled]

this reminds me of that time Plato defined humans as “featherless bipeds” and Diogenes ran in with a plucked chicken screaming “BEHOLD A MAN!”

[kascaban]

i love how you say “it reminds me of that time” like you were there.

[heartgemsona]

listen if an immortal feels brave and supported enough to come out we should respect them

[baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa]

This post is a journey

[virtuous-thing]

1 Reblog = 1 Respect

[dovewithscales]

I maintain that humans started attempting classify animals, and some god or another made the platypus, and is still laughing.

[eldbitch-horror]

Zeus: *hits joint* okay so like. It’s gonna have a duck bill right. But an otter body okay? And then a beaver tail. It’s a mammal. But. It lays eggs!

Hades: wait wait dude. Give it. Give it poison. Make it poisonous

[dovewithscales]

Athena: You mean venomous, and make sure the eggs have both reptile and bird traits. Hermes: *takes the joint* Give it extra senses. Poseidon: It should be aquatic.

[hyratel]

I MEAN where’s the lie

[dovewithscales]

Demeter: … And where exactly do you expect me to put this? Everyone: Australia.

[giada-luna]

Reblogging for that last exchange.

[hugintheraven]

@shanastoryteller

[iyannamcdonald]

Lol how do I stop being depressed, tho. The sort of intense happiness I used to feel is so foreign now and I can’t imagine how I’ll ever feel that again.

[recaption]

[johnnybravo20]

Jocelyn Chew

[recaption]

[makeuphall]

[destroymylife]

[understands]

[recaption]

[destroymylife]

[dkny]

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