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a sideblog

[spring2000]

I never know what’s going on and I believe it’s just very sexy of me to be like that

[kalesbug]

Trying to find something to motivate myself and I found this little line from Van Gogh

[0x1naevis]

me walking to the kitchen after a 5 hour nap

[trzns-deactivated20190422]

me: i’m a bottom. i can’t do this

the drivers ed instructor: for the last time i don’t know what that means. i’m just trying to teach you to parallel park

[lizabethbennets]

Loving Vincent (2017)

[fishbanana]

“I can never read all the books I want; I can never be all the people I want and live all the lives I want. I can never train myself in all the skills I want. And why do I want? I want to live and feel all the shades, tones and variations of mental and physical experience possible in my life. And I am horribly limited.”

— Sylvia Plath

[aroseforno-one-deactivated20221]

sorry i forgot to reply i dont feel fucking alive

[arahir]

god my neighbor just called me and she’s like… is this your chicken in our driveway… like who else has a chicken in this neighborhood yes it’s my chicken… so i get over there and kylo hen is chilling in their driveway eating some specs and stuff and there’s this actual crowd of people around her and i’m like… hi sorry mb let me get her… and oh my god… they’re like do you need us to call someone?? should we get help?? how should we do this?? do you need a net? like bitch it’s a chicken not a fucking komodo dragon. so i just… i was kind of joking around so i crouched down and patted my thighs and all the chickens are trained to come to me on sight because me = food… so i got down there and went “here girl!! come here!!” and the chicken comes running over and this group of actual adult ass individuals were staring at me like i was the fucking pied piper… and i didn’t know what to say…. so i just kind of walked back to my yard with the chicken following me and none of them moved or said a damn word and i think i literally just convinced them this chicken is trained like a dog…

[airfryerenthusiasts]

your chicken’s name is kylo hen

[charliebrownyoublockhead]

[k-eke]

[episodeixs]

since my gay ass loves space, i decided to take this buzzfeed quiz that determines which planet matches your personality. tag your results and zodiac sign. i’m a gemini and i got venus!

[komaedakuns]

how it’s like to try romancing amami in the bonus salmon mode 

[foxyclock]

op literally has a public humiliation kink so go off but beware

[imp-deactivated20171219-deactiv]

Son Of a Bitch Everything’s Real

[soradinnersready]

when you load up kingdom hearts and the title screen fades in and you can hear the ocean swooshing and dearly beloved starts playing and all of a sudden all life issues go away and all internal conflict is resolved and it doesnt matter who loves u and u feel eternal

[ryostrenchcoat]

the differences between ryos

crybaby

akira: i’m hungry; i’m gonna go to mcdonalds and eat fries off the floor

ryo: sit down; the chef is making wagyu beef

ova

akira: i’m hungry; i’m gonna go to mcdonalds and eat fries off the floor

ryo: *drives him to mcdonalds and watches him eat floor fries*

manga

akira: *meets ryo at mcdonalds where he is clearly high as a kite and already eating floor fries*

[timeimages]

Émotion (Nobuhiko Obayashi, 1966)