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[dogpuppy]

[creepycrag]

Needlessly poetic in a way that draws your credibility into question. The whimsical typography also reduces the gravity of the statement. Please see the revised edition attached below.

[dragon-in-a-fez]

does the body ALWAYS have to keep the score? maybe we could just have a friendly game this time. maybe we can just have fun without putting numbers on it

[fursonas]

"sorry for party rocking" I don't think you are. I think you're sorry you got caught

[keenbugg]

they got ads for nothing now

[markovchaingang]

RULES FOR DATING MY DAUGHTER:

my daughter cannot, through action or inaction, harm a human or allow a human to come to harm

a daughter at rest or in constant motion remains at rest or in constant motion unless acted upon by another force

daughters are never created or destroyed, only transformed

always treat every daughter as loaded, even if you know she isn't

you do not talk about my daughter

[abalidoth]

6. If x and y are my daughters, then there exists a set that has x and y as elements.

7. You can fold my daughter through any two points.

8. I have exactly one daughter parallel to a given line passing through a given point.

[inthefallofasparrow]

9. If my daughter is hung on the wall in the first act, then in the following one she must be fired. Otherwise don't put her there.

10. When two or more daughters are offered for a phenomenon, the simplest daughter is preferable.

11. Any sufficiently advanced daughter is indistinguishable from magic.

12. Without a clear indicator of intent, it is utterly impossible to parody my daughter without someone mistaking it for the genuine article.

13. My daughter is nine-tenths of the law.

[niceinchnails]

[sadhopz]

smoking that shit that made halo reach

[omegaversereloaded]

Whens the last time you played with a slinky

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[lord-squark]

I hate it when they're mean to detective gumshoe

[dogpuppy]

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[rustyfknhook2026]

[teathattast]

[mahafamily1]

FOLKS THIS IS A VERY IMPORTANT UPDATE!!! 💔

In some way, I hope you can help Maha.

The mother, Maha, is 31 years old and, as we explained, has a history of stomach problems. She contracted a serious case of viral gastroenteritis, which is circulating in Gaza. She is suffering from a high fever, abdominal cramps, and vomiting, and requires immediate intravenous treatment.🤕🤒

The cost of her treatment last week was 1000€, and doctors have indicated that the treatment period will be extended for at least another week and could reach 2000€.💔😭

Donate to Support My Family To Rebuild Our Lives, organized by Ahmed Alhabil

I am physiotherapist Ahmed Khalil Al-Habil from palestine _Gaza I have be… Ahmed Alhabil needs your support for Support My Family To

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[northgazaupdates]

Maha has been vetted by el-shab-hussein and nabulsi, and her family is listed on line 163 of their vetted campaign master list!!

[quasi-normalcy]

We Are the Daughters of the Microbes Who Could Survive in an Oxygen-rich Atmosphere

[dogpuppy]

[mutationgirl]

(having a good week) that’s right. the goal is to increase my baseline. make the spirals shallower until they spin lazily on the surface of the water, lose their suction. im not trying to fix it all at once, im trying to incrementally improve my way into something tolerable. and once im there maybe i can shoot for good

(having a bad week) and in my terrible forge i will temper the flames of ruin

[deanwinchesterapologist]

something either is or isnt happening to me