quit bitching.

Yeah, you could say I'm going in a downward spiral, but damn, has it got me high.

[deesharpe]

Yeah.

Majorly.

[izzy-tfc]

You're taking all this ok aren't you?

...like you're not pissed at me that I left as well right?

[izzy-tfc]

Anyone still out here?

No party can end this early.

[rad-monroe-deactivated20140730]

Wonderful. [sits next to Izzy]

I understand. I do the same, which has actually gotten me into some little rifts with Dee lately. [sighs] Did you do anything worthwhile?

[izzy-tfc]

The real question is: did I do anyone worthwhile? [uncorks bottle and takes a swig]

You could say I did. Mostly just blew off steam, sulked in a warehouse by day, hit parties at night. Or day. Everything starts to get a little mixed up after a while.

[deesharpe]

The Killjoys? Cool.

I went on a car ride into the city with their leader once. It was… weird. Had to find that dumb Whirly girl I rescued. She ran off. Then she did it again later, and now she’s probably dead.

[izzy-tfc]

Well that's wonderful to hear. It's her own fault, we tried to help her, she wouldn't oblige.

Sucks though, she was a young one.

[deesharpe]

It means that you’re super hot and everyone loves you.

Knitting club. Fuck you, Jagger. [Laughs] Rager? Where?

[izzy-tfc]

The Killjoys are throwing one. Change of pace from the rest of the fucked up shit going on lately.

[bexmccarthy]

Then, you better get on that shit, Bright Eyes.

— M’not a fuckin’ Barbie doll, if that’s what you’re suggesting. That actually sounds beyond perfect.

[izzy-tfc]

I didn't think you were. Just checking, some people are all talk though. Gotta weed them out.

I'll grab a couple targets and meet you on the west side of the church in ten? 

[deesharpe]

Says you!

I can’t even get people to kiss me. Look at me twice, even! It’s terrible!

[izzy-tfc]

What's that supposed to mean?

Kidding, I know exactly what that meant. You just haven't been going to the right places, trust me, you will not get laid at knitting club, not even if it's for nymphos. Come out to the rager on thursday in something short and sweet, trust me, no one will be able to pass you up.

[bexmccarthy]

We should put your friend at the spearhead of the government. Life’d be a hell of a lot easier if we did.

Anywhere. So long as there’s hell to be raised, I’m in.

[izzy-tfc]

Yeah, he'd be great at it. 

Sometimes I shoot, to blow off steam. That kinda thing doesn't freak you out right?

[rizzofitzroy]

Oh yeah. You name it, we got it. 

[izzy-tfc]

Perfect.

I'll see you there.

[deesharpe]

Ugh, no. My entire life is a disaster. I don’t know how everybody else manages to get laid and not me.

[izzy-tfc]

Well that's the problem then, you just need to get laid.

Which isn't that difficult actually. You've probably been informed but you have these things on your chest called breasts. Use them properly and you can score any guy, or girl if you try hard enough.

[bexmccarthy]

I’m telling you, everyone’s so tense because fucking and weed are now worthy of capital punishment. Someone could probably even prove that scientifically.

Only temporarily though.

[izzy-tfc]

People have proven it scientifically. My da- an old friend of mine was always going on about old studies proving weeds beneficial properties.

Well it looks like the permanent solution is to get away from this old church for a bit then. Where do you want to go?

[deesharpe]

I know, right?

I don’t know why she thinks she can be our leader when she’s only here like once every two months, staying holed up in her room and then leaving again. It annoys the crap out of me.

[izzy-tfc]

I don't even want to start. Talking about the hypocritical bitch pisses me off way too much.

Besides the whole Whirlybird fiasco, anything else significant happen while I was gone? How about you? Go to any killer parties? Do the birthday dance with any pretty people?

[bexmccarthy]

S’not their fault, really. A simple tweak of Mary Jane could solve all of that, but the fuckin’ government is, well, the government.

I’ve been feeling a bit cooped up as of late. Haven’t really had the chance to stretch my legs, y’know?

[izzy-tfc]

My utopia is a world where everyone is stoned. Not that I'm going to go sharing my stash with everyone, thanks to the fuckin' government that shit isn't as cheap as it once was.

Yeah, that'd make me antsy as well. Luckily a smoke can fix all that.

[rizzofitzroy]

It’s been kinda fucked up around here so… I decided that it’s time for another Killjoy Rager.

Thursday I want you to bring your people and every illegal substance you can think of to the station! We’ll have booze running like a fucking river so don’t worry about getting hammered. Everything’s gonna be in black light and I’ll have some of my boys running around with paint guns, so come dressed in white and leave with a brand new fucking outfit. Whatever! Just come and get fucked up. 

[izzy-tfc]

Hmmm, sounds tempting.

Supplying anything stronger than booze?

[deesharpe]

No idea, but I don’t really care. Just came in, crying and apologizing. Guess you can ask her, if you want. I think she’s upstairs, unless she’s run off again. Ha.

[izzy-tfc]

Ugh I'm not dealing with all that ooey-gooey emotions crap. If she's looking for any sympathy for disappearing off to wherever the hell she was, she shouldn't have come back.

[bexmccarthy]

What’s got you all wound up then, Bright Eyes?

[izzy-tfc]

I've been flying solo for the past month or so, coming back to the coop  has reminded me how much fucking baggage people have. Also how annoying they can be.

What about you?

[bexmccarthy]

Suppose they’ll have to do. I’ve been craving something to take the edge off all fuckin’ day.

[izzy-tfc]

Funny, I feel the same way.

Here then, have a light. [Takes out her lighter]