The queen of nothing

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[angelicguy]

my wife just screamed at me for using too much shampoo and forced me into my husband hole. whattaya gonna do?

[8675309yea]

What is a husband hole

[angelicguy]

kind of like a hubby cubby

[p1usultra]

what is a hubby cubby

[angelicguy]

kind of like a husband hole

[sabertoothwalrus]

I was gonna make a joke about how I say “I need to go the circus again” the way people used to say they need to go to the sea to balance their humors. But I realized the circus balances humors too

[sabertoothwalrus]

how I balance my humors

[silly-detector]

I was gonna make a joke about how I say “I need to go the circus again” the way people used to say they need to go to the sea to balance their humors. But I realized the circus balances humors too

how I balance my humors

this post contains:

1 clown!

1 jester!

1 mime!

[sabertoothwalrus]

one of each……. The Balanced Humors

[harakiri-schoolgirl]

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[pukicho]

Is your entire name just a front so people call you puki (pooky) because you dont feel validated by your own partner?

My username predates the nickname pookie. Does the name "doktor schruum" have to do with the fact that physicians keep finding strange fungal infections on your testicles?

[datafags]

'Pookie-bear' is attested back to 1959, and 'Pookie' by itself at least as early as 2003, per Wiktionary

[pukicho]

I was born in 1997

[datafags]

You made your username when you were 5?

[shencomix]

[shencomix]

[mobylace]

It’s like this

[puppygirlbelly]

Reversed version so you and your mutuals can bonk back and forth.

[fluffehwuffeh]

i drew a character a day for warmup before work starts hehe :>

[konoko]

[byjove]

Just saw a woman talking about contracting AIDS at age 20 in 1990 due to her husband knowingly passing on the virus and the comments were repellently homophobic. Saying bullshit like “This is why DL men are so dangerous.” she hadn’t liked any of those comments and she had clarified that he went on to infect another woman later. She was trying to educate people on her experience as a heterosexual woman with an AIDS diagnosis and the comments still found a way to blame gay people and imply it is the fault of homosexuality. HIV transmission rates are now higher in the heterosexual population than the homosexual population due to education and protection. She thought she was safe because he was her husband but these women think they’re safe because they don’t date ‘DL men’. This is why education on the AIDS crisis, HIV transmission methods and gay history is so important. The stigma has never gone away and it is still detrimental to EVERYONE’S health.

[pukicho]

my classroom had 2 pet fish and the really fat one ate the small one that biggie 😭

Not surprised. Trap me inside a room with a floating burrito and it's bound to get eaten.

[pukicho]

Wait a damn minute. My analogy makes no fucking sense.

[irl-donut]

What would you do to a bunnygirl or squirrelgirl (not to be confused with Squirrel Girl) if you found one in a common dog area?

[rapidlydecayingcorpse]

reverse suicide note where everyone you write on it dies

[rapidlydecayingcorpse]

wait

[definitely-not-a-plant]

and we could call it something like... murder note.. or something.. Kill note.. die note... we can workshop it later

[tchaikovskaya]

jkasjdkasjksajfdasfdsafd goodbye

[tchaikovskaya]

“there are two types of americans:

1) i am from bumfuckville south pennsylbumfuckia, you of course know this great city

2) im not sure if you’ve heard of this place called miami?”

[mikkeneko]

[irl-donut]

I was referring to testicle

[officialyoda-deactivated2024050]

does anybody else remember that reality show where they gaslit a bunch of americans into thinking they were competing to marry prince harry but it was really just some guy

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