does your post contain clowns? 🤡

well we're gonna find out!

[silly-detector]

🤡 silly gimmick blog, one of my special interests is clowns

🎪 i look for the words "clown," "mime," and "jester" in tumblr posts!

🎈 call me clownie! pronouns are they/it/he/clown/honk!

🍿 feel free to tag me in posts you want detected :oD

🎉 tag directory:

#honk honk honk! - yappin'/non-detection posts

#silly detector - detection posts

#fools of a feather - posts where i interact with/detect things on other gimmick blogs

#clowns - posts where i found clowns

#jesters - posts where i found jesters

#mimes - posts where i found mimes

#clown gallery - my art, sometimes clown related, most of the time not

divider credit: 1: sister-lucifer 2: ??? (if anyone can find the og confetti post it'd be greatly appreciated)

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Little early to be saying this so I'll reblog it again before I leave, but I will be on a ten day vacation (plus possible post-travelling recovery time) in early June, and there will be no silly detecting at that time! Probably no queue either but if I see somethin worth detecting I'll try to get it out to you guys.

Thanks for the continued support of my silly gimmick! There are so many of you and I am scared (light-hearted)

[everybidenjusthavegoodtime]

give a man a guitar and he’ll play for a day, teach a man guitar and today is gonna be the day that they’re gonna throw it back to you

I swear to God I am so tired of this meme. You guys need to leave Wonderwall alone, seriously by now you should’ve somehow realized what you gotta do

[hannah-the-lion-deactivated2023]

my friend asked if i was gonna stop laughing at wonderwall jokes.

i said maybe

[worldheritagepostorganization]

World Heritage Post

[ufo-offical]

*flies past*

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give a man a guitar and he’ll play for a day, teach a man guitar and today is gonna be the day that they’re gonna throw it back to you

I swear to God I am so tired of this meme. You guys need to leave Wonderwall alone, seriously by now you should’ve somehow realized what you gotta do

my friend asked if i was gonna stop laughing at wonderwall jokes.

i said maybe

World Heritage Post

*flies past*

this post contains:

3 mimes!

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:o0

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this video contains:

2 clowns! one is a seal and the other is a tiger!

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:o0

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Anyway. thinking about making this part of my banner in the future maybe

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please don't refer to my blog as "gimmick slop"

[silly-detector]

Little early to be saying this so I'll reblog it again before I leave, but I will be on a ten day vacation (plus possible post-travelling recovery time) in early June, and there will be no silly detecting at that time! Probably no queue either but if I see somethin worth detecting I'll try to get it out to you guys.

Thanks for the continued support of my silly gimmick! There are so many of you and I am scared (light-hearted)

[circusgoth-dotcom]

Got Secret Window and Clerks II (with bonus features disc) from the thrift store for two bucks. Score!

[circusgoth-dotcom]

Oh and they were playing Sin by Nine Inch Nails over their really shitty speakers, truly the most 00s moment of my week and it's only Monday. And tomorrow I see Shrek in the movie theater.

[silly-detector]

Got Secret Window and Clerks II (with bonus features disc) from the thrift store for two bucks. Score!

Oh and they were playing Sin by Nine Inch Nails over their really shitty speakers, truly the most 00s moment of my week and it's only Monday. And tomorrow I see Shrek in the movie theater.

prev tag: "#i know pretty hate machine was 1989 but c'mon"

this post contains:

1 clown!

3 mimes!

[weaver-z]

I think that the Hamilton musical is objectively the funniest thing that could happen to that man's memory. Imagine dying of a gunshot wound infection in 1804 and learning from the afterlife that tweenage girls in 2017 are drawing thousands upon thousands of images of you making out with your fellow congressmen because someone wrote a 2-hour rap opera about you. I like to imagine that Hamilton found a monkey's paw and wished to leave a legacy, and this is what it did to him.

[happiebirdie]

you don't control who lives who dies who tells your story

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I think that the Hamilton musical is obj ectively the funniest thing that could happen to that man's memory. Imagine dying of a gunshot wound infection in 1804 and learning from the afterlife that tweenage girls in 2017 are drawing thousands upon thousands of images of you making out with your fellow congressmen because someone wrote a 2-hour rap opera about you. I like to imagine that Hamilton found a monkey's paw and wished to leave a legacy, and this is what it did to him.

you don't control who lives who dies who tells your story

this post contains:

3 clowns!

6 mimes!

1 jester!

[3000s]

what the hell did i do

[3000s]

home goods blocked me

[3000s]

they told me to go Home cause i'm no Goods

[silly-detector]

"Access Denied"

"You don't have permission to access 'http://www.homegoods.com/' on this server."

what the hell did i do

home goods blocked me

they told me to go Home cause i'm no Goods

this post contains:

1 mime!

[pnglove]

Mate, you’ve got a chubby lizard on your dashboard

[markscherz]

Graced by Geckolepis typica from Madagascar. I love that they’re quite round creatures and then they have these dainty little toes. Also, their scales are full bone and both scale and skin come off when they get grabbed, which is…unpleasant. Consequently, catching these geckos for research without damaging them requires special techniques. 19th century researchers used bundles of cotton wool, but I imagine this wasn’t very effective, because cotton still has a lot of friction and the friction would pull the skin and scales off. In my (quite extensive) experience, the best technique is to carefully and quickly flick the geckos from their tree trunk or branch into an open dry plastic bag using a finger or stick.

[silly-detector]

Mate, you’ve got a chubby lizard on your dashboard

Graced by Geckolepis typica from Madagascar. I love that they’re quite round creatures and then they have these dainty little toes. Also, their scales are full bone and both scale and skin come off when they get grabbed, which is…unpleasant. Consequently, catching these geckos for research without damaging them requires special techniques. 19th century researchers used bundles of cotton wool, but I imagine this wasn’t very effective, because cotton still has a lot of friction and the friction would pull the skin and scales off. In my (quite extensive) experience, the best technique is to carefully and quickly flick the geckos from their tree trunk or branch into an open dry plastic bag using a finger or stick.

this post contains:

4 clowns!

3 mimes!

[i-am-a-lazy-mess]

hate when I type :) and this 🙂 fucker appears. Go away you evil soul

[eingedeutscht]

ich-bin-ein-faules-kuddelmuddel

Hasse es, wenn ich :) tippe und dieser 🙂 Pisser erscheint. Hinfort mit Ihnen, Sie verdorbene Seele

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hate when I type :) and this 🙂 fucker appears. Go away you evil soul

ich-bin-ein-faules-kuddelmuddel

Hasse es, wenn ich :) tippe und dieser 🙂 Pisser erscheint. Hinfort mit Ihnen, Sie verdorbene Seele

this post contains:

1 clown!

[hollowtones]

basically, i think the general rule of thumb is: if someone REALLY wants the blood that’s inside of your body, and they’re like… a vampire, or a dracula, or some sort of mansquito, then that’s probably okay. a dracula and a mansquito are made for removing things like blood and swords from inside your body. that’s basically fine.

if something wants to get at your blood, and they’re, say, some kind of murdersaurus, or maybe a really big frog, that’s where the problems start to arise. a really frog is not made for removing blood, and your blood knows this, which is why it is so vehement about wanting to stay IN your body instead of coming out. 

unfortunately this will not deter a really big frog, because a really big frog is full of things like prizes, and value, and quite a lot of hatred, and it would REALLY rather like to replace any and all of those things with your blood, and basically by any means possible.

[fidefortitude-deactivated202011]

These words scan with a fantastic degree of confidence considering that together they make no sense at all

[blood-heritage-posts]

Blood Heritage Post

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basically, i think the general rule of thumb is: if someone REALLY wants the blood that’s inside of your body, and they’re like… a vampire, or a dracula, or some sort of mansquito, then that’s probably okay. a dracula and a mansquito are made for removing things like blood and swords from inside your body. that’s basically fine.

if something wants to get at your blood, and they’re, say, some kind of murdersaurus, or maybe a really big frog, that’s where the problems start to arise. a really frog is not made for removing blood, and your blood knows this, which is why it is so vehement about wanting to stay IN your body instead of coming out. 

unfortunately this will not deter a really big frog, because a really big frog is full of things like prizes, and value, and quite a lot of hatred, and it would REALLY rather like to replace any and all of those things with your blood, and basically by any means possible.

These words scan with a fantastic degree of confidence considering that together they make no sense at all

Blood Heritage Post

this post contains:

4 clowns!

8 mimes!

[silly-detector]

Little early to be saying this so I'll reblog it again before I leave, but I will be on a ten day vacation (plus possible post-travelling recovery time) in early June, and there will be no silly detecting at that time! Probably no queue either but if I see somethin worth detecting I'll try to get it out to you guys.

Thanks for the continued support of my silly gimmick! There are so many of you and I am scared (light-hearted)

[correctopinionhaver]

It's coming

[solely-ashes]

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