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the dumping ground for an insatiable need to procrastinate

[slimegargoyle]

growing up finding girls attractive without registering it as attraction sucks because you basically end up weirdly fixated on them but also super insecure and competitive

[y0un0y0u-deactivated20170526]

SOMEONE PUT IT INTO WORDS

[niccillustrates]

I’m prouder of this than I should be

[pershuns]

mccree nO-

[j-ception-blog]

Dumbledore: After all this time?

Snape: Always

Dumbledore: Yikes..

[iguanamouth]

Have you ever thought of a Chinese dragon combined with a dachshund or a ferret?

you mean like. a little. wiener dog dragon ohhohoohh man

[babyanimalgifs]

[alliwannadoisbangscrew]

I wanna kiss on the nose

[they-hold-their-breath]

@memeufacturing

[did-you-know]

This liquid is boiling and freezing simultaneously because it’s reaching its ‘triple point,’ which is the temperature and pressure at which three phases of a substance (gas, liquid, and solid) co-exist in equilibrium. Source

[deebott]

You’ve gone and confused it for fucks sake

[crewdlydrawn-deactivated2022072]

Fucked up a perfectly good chemical compound, is what you did. Look at it, it’s got anxiety.

[thebookishscienceteacher]

I show this to my kids when talking about phases of matter and phase diagrams. Super useful!

[heathledger]

Critics' reviews of Leto: "Robbie runs rings around her “Puddin”, The Joker; in that role, Jared Leto plays to the back row during every second he’s on screen (happily it’s only a few scenes)" , ''Leto’s Joker is barely in the damn movie, and when he is, he’s entirely underwhelming,'' "Jared Leto's awful Joker is like Scarface meets Jim Carrey", "For all his insane preparation, Leto’s Joker is basically just a 1930s gangster with green hair and bad tats"

“only a few scenes” “barely in the damn movie” “underwhelming”

[sicklesium-moved-deactivated201]

i dont get offended at white people jokes even though im white because: 

i can recognize white people as a whole have systemically oppressed POC in america, which is where i live 

most people when they make white people jokes only mean the shitty white people and i am not a shitty white person 

im not a pissbaby

[damncommunists-deactivated20180]

my white friends that have reblogged this give me life

[zelda-tempest]

4. Sometimes I am a shitty white person and the jokes remind me to FUCKIN STOP

[lallamariamhabibi]

If ur white and like this post I fux with u

[birdpapi-deactivated20171121]

^absolutely

[verdant-witch]

5. It’s hard to be offended when white people jokes involve bland food/tourist dads in socks and sandals/white girls in yoga pants obsessed with pumpkin spice/suburban PTA moms and other harmless and mostly true stereotypes while jokes about POC involve them being called thugs/criminals/slurs/uneducated/illegal immigrants.

[blackpoeticinjustice]

i fucks with u heavy if ur white and you reblog this

[sm0k3-ring-deactivated20160109]

6. They’re usually really fucking funny and don’t perpetuate stereotypes that will ever affect me economically, politically, or cause me any true harm, let alone create risks that “justify” my murder and/or death

[satyrical-prince]

Waits for my white mutuals to reblog😌

[anar-tea]

yesyesyesyes

[kirkspocksmoved-blog]

[mcgooglykins]

#WHAT IF THIS IS THE CONSEQUENCE OF LETTING CHEKOV HAVE COFFEE  #HE JUST BOUNCES ALL OVER THE BRIDGE  #SPOCK MERELY RAISES AN EYEBROW  MAKES A MENTAL NOTE TO ADJUST SETTINGS ON THE SHIP’S REPLICATORS SO THAT THEY AUTOMATICALLY DISPENSE DECAF WHEN RECOGNIZING CHEKOV’S VOICE  #BUT CHEKOV MAKES PUPPY FACES AT SULU SO THAT SULU ALWAYS ENDS UP ORDERING IT FOR HIM  #KIRK THINKS IT’S FUNNY AND JUST WATCHES ON FONDLY  #HE LETS CHEKOV BOUNCE ALL AROUND HIS CHAIR AND MAKES REFERENCES TO TIGGER THAT ARE COMPLETELY LOST ON SPOCK  #SPOCK IS TOTALLY NOT HAVING ANY MORE CHILDREN WITH KIRK

[balphesian]

#THE MOST WONDERFUL THING ABOUT ENSIGNS #IS ENSIGNS ARE WONDERFUL THINGS #THEIR TOPS ARE MADE OUT OF CURLS #AND THEIR BOTTOMS ARE MADE OUT OF SPRINGS #THEY’RE BOUNCY SPACEY FLOUNCY RUSSIAN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN #AND THE MOST WONDERFUL THING ABOUT ENSIGNS IS #ZEY CAN DO ZAT KEPTIN!

[pikeisaman]

This was top tier comedy in middle school let me tell you

[jump-n-shootman-deactivated2019]

this is still top tier comedy today

[phil-the-stone-deactivated20180]

Brooklyn Nine-Nine + tumblr textposts, THE CONTINUING SAGA

[luthiermark]

[spockck]

i want to punch chris pine but a soft punch. open palm. gentel. a caress .i want to caress chrips pines face while i cry

[walterwyatt]

We want to talk to your manager.

[whoopsrobots]

WHAT IS THIS SHOW IT IS GOLD

[baronessvondengler]

😂😂😂

[certainlyunsure]

I need to catch up

[sale-aholic-deactivated20190809]

I’m so happy that Constance got a critics choice nomination.

[b0yskylark]

Show: Fresh Off the Boat (ABC)

[imjustalonelyperson-deactivated]

omg. one of these is not lyk the others

[darkskinloverboy]

I just took a nap while you were talking…with my eyes open 💀😂😂

[toastbutteregg]

THIS IS GOLDEN I WATCHED THE WHOLE THING

[jauregxis]

[bob-belcher]

Who needs Meghan Trainor’s “NO” when there’s this masterpiece?

[brokebackbianca-deactivated2020]

YOU ASKED ME WHAT MY SIGN IS, & I TOLD YOU IT WAS STOP!!!

[thehollsteinship]

I LOVE THIS SONG SO MUCH!!!

[dysfunctunal]

this is just beautiful, hope it spreads!!