Write my own checks like I write what I sing
Beyoncé could never.
stupid bitch
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Write my own checks like I write what I sing
Beyoncé could never.
stupid bitch
fav venom quotes
“this is dead. dead!”
“could a parasite make me climb a really, really tall tree, but super, super fast?”
“pile of bodies… pile of heads”
“jump.” *ding* “pussy. “
“lemme tell you something, bud. i’ve spent a significant amount of time with one of those things up my ass. not a lot of fun.”
“that is the ugliest thing i have ever seen in my life!”
“oh, he… has one up his ass, too.”
“what really changed your mind?” “you. you did, eddie.”
venom at 3am, knowing full well eddie’s trying to sleep: shakira shakira
Tom hardy’s oddly small princess peach lips have been banished from cinema for 10 years only to be released for a single, all important purpose, kissing venom
just…some silly things
venom + tweets/memes/whatever
LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
MY CHEST 💀😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
What tf was he trying to do
HE BOUNCED😭😭
“COUNTRYYY BOii”
Lmaoooo
that scream ended me
I’m in bed crying real tears 🤣🤣🤣😂
I’m ugly gulp laughing 😭
i gotta reblog this every time it ends up on the dash
aye y'all wanna see a dead body lmao
“With no shews er nuffin! WITH NO SHEWS!”
That scream omgosh 🤣🤣😂😂😂
Looooool
Rickey is out here living his BEST LIFE
Wisest words of this century
This is the realist shit ever spoke
you ever have 8,045 bad mental health days in a row
you ever have 8,046 bad mental health days in a row
thats 22 years of bad mental health are you okay
you ever have 8,050 bad mental health days in a row
They’re deactivated now and I really hope they are okay, but my nihilism is telling me something else. :(
nah i just changed urls a few times. i came out and transitioned, graduated college, and got an amazing girlfriend who lights up my life. i had to delete the queued update to this post that said 8400 days for my 23rd birthday because i’m in a really good place right now.
to everyone struggling: it really does get better.
Reblog to break your bad mental health streak
Magneto: if you guys keep trying to kill mutants we’re gonna have to defend ourselves
Humans: that sounds like a threat.
Magneto:
LEMONADE set (½)
Kids are just like “ppptppptppthhptpppthh” until one day they’re like “oh shit I can think” and then it’s all downhill from there
message to all babies: think before you think
Fun fact: Cheetahs only attack prey that runs
jesus that is good to know.
Yup, that’s the point you just stay still and let it do whatever the fuck it wants that doesn’t involved you getting eaten.
REALLY FUN FACT for big cats cheetahs are fucking docile as shit
my grandfather ran a cheetah sanctuary in south africa and he’d just lie with them and sleep among them and they’d rub against him and chirp at him they’re big fucking babies
Another Fun Fact: Cheetahs are incredibly nervous animals. One of the (many) reason’s they’re going extinct is that cheetahs are so sensitive and nervous, some of them are literally too nervous to breed. Others will breed, but stress themselves out so much, they’ll lose their cubs. So zoos with breeding programs had to figure out how to make cheetahs comfortable enough to first of all, get laid and secondly - not spazz themselves into miscarrying. So what’d they do? They gave the cheetah’s their very own Service Dogs! The dogs make them feel safe, protected and secure!
AJHHHHFDDGHH SO PRECIOUS
this post just got so much better
THIS IS OFFICIALLY MY FAVOURITE POST
God makes cheetas, god kills cheetas, god makes man, man makes dogs in order to live, man gives dog to cheeta in order for them to live, god is dog backwards
do you think your character would survive a zombie apocalypse?
No. You have to like run and stuff. I’d be toast. - RLT
I don’t know how they’d ever find me in my sparkly green suit. - CMS
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