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[eightbitpale]

The prodigal codywan returns

[aj-illustrator]

More Magical Girl March! I saw "Sweets" and got the idea for a rainbow sherbet color palette. It was really challenging at first, I don't typically like green OR orange and I don't normally think they look good together but the pink really helped and pulled it all together.

I think this will be my last entry for the event, these take a long time to make, more than I thought they would, and while they're super fun I just don't have time to make a third like I wanted before March ends. Still can't wait to do this again next year!

[halbrd]

personal obi wan hc <3 details and a bonus cody under the cut

- cane because everyone in this fandom loves to give that man a disability, and i know that motherfucker needs it. and i get to give him my problems.

- 2003 TCW armour and robes. i think it looks way cooler and i love how dramatic it is.

- open circle fleet and jedi order pauldrons

- vambraces with 212 gold. yes it’s a show of solidarity with the men under his command, yes they are cody’s <3 might draw him with more paint in the future.

bonus cody with blank braces. wonder who gave him those. he’s being very polite.

[wishfulsketching]

LISTEN. Ambessa could've solved the situation. She is the Twink Hunter 3000, she could've confused Silco enough to save him from himself

Although, now that I think about it, Silco is a bit too old for Ambessa :(

[space-blue]

Since we know her writer confirmed she'd bang Sevika, you know who else could be in that tub lol

[wishfulsketching]

It's getting crowded in there. Come on, Jayce. Last chance to hop in

(Also, the age thing is a dig at Ambessa for liking her men younger than her)

[psina-dubina]

Royal Quiobi

[transificationbeem]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY @orion-the-onion !!!!!!!!!! 💚💚💚💚

[hellofromtheshadowrealm]

ICONIC

[professor-doc-emeritus]

I worry that the omnipresence of ygotas and just ygo shitposting in general will mislead some less informed viewers into believing this is a little fan joke/edit. He actually said this. This is canon dialogue for kaiba that Eric Stuart was paid money to perform.

[necromanticcowboy]

Maybe Maul didn't need to go to such extreme lengths to make sure Obi-Wan had no means of escape...

[shukruut]

park ranger obi wan

wildlife photographer cody

[slipping-into-madness]

[niceferatu]

He was visited by the Christmas ghosts 'Deny', 'Defend', and 'Depose'

[darthflake]

If you're having a bad day, just remember that it's going to be winter soon and imagine what will happen to all the Cybertrucks ❤️

[the-library-alcove]

Salt-rusted unprotected steel panels... Meltwater getting into poorly constructed and poorly isolated electronics... Stuck in snowdrifts that a real truck would have been able to deal with... Oh, those are indeed happy images. Yes indeed...

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

It's winter in the US is anything happening to all the cybertrucks

[zerphses]

No snow here yet. Lots of Cybertrucks in my area, so I’ll keep an eye out.

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Keep us updated I am so curious to see how they handle Normal Weather

There should be Cybertruck Winter, like Fat Bear Week. Where we see which cybertrucks fall first and which ones make it to the end in usable condition.

[ironborealis]

Dispatch from the far northern hemisphere and have witnessed a Cybertruck in the winter wilds.

We're early enough into the snow season in that the damage isn't obvious. My guess is that exposure to road salts are really going to destroy these ambulatory dumpsters, but we won't start to see that until spring. Road salt is difficult to impossible to get off in a regular car wash, and we know that Cybertruck can't handle even that.

On the one I saw, any metallic shine that the Cybertruck had was completely lost in a combination of cold winter temps, light street grunge, and lower ambient sunlight. It was the same color as my friend's early 2000s silver pickup truck. One of the big draws, imo, is that stainless steel panelling and to see it turn into the same shade of grey as one of the most popular truck colors twenty years ago would be disappointing to me. It's not special anymore.

Local Cybertruck enthusiasts who are salty dogs at winter driving have started vinyl wrapping their automotive basket cases. The trend seems to be to go from the door windows down, which gives them a beach cooler vibe that is similarly underwhelming.

[hanniecat922]

They’re already having issues! The head lights are sunken in for some reason. This means there is a shelf to hold snow in front of the lights and block them.

Now, every car has to have the snow cleared off the headlights before you drive, but this is way worse. That shelf collects snow as you drive. People have to pull over and clear the snow off mid-drive because they lose their headlights.

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

WHY ARE THEY BUILT THAT WAY

[phoenixyfriend]

AU where Dooku has a heart attack and ends up in a coma because of Old Man Syndrome and Ventress becomes incidentally in charge of the entire Separatist Army but nobody TOLD HER Sidious’s identity and when he reaches out, she doesn’t like his tone and cuts the call before he can convince her he’s her boss’s boss, so she just runs the army HER way, which is still a comprehensive war effort against the Republic and devastating to the Jedi, but in a way that really doesn’t help the Sith Plot.

Ventress: I’m going to be a problem.

Obi-Wan: For us or for the Sith?

Ventress: I’m going to be a problem.

[phoenixyfriend]

Ventress and Grievous don’t get along but they agree on the goal of Causing Problems and Separatist leadership is too scared to actually tell them No about anything. They’re begging Dooku to wake up and stop the unhinged generals. Please. They both have multiple lightsabers and battlelust, and Nute Gunray is getting a LOT of angry calls from that Sid guy.

[kiwikipedia]

They don’t know who this Maul guy who showed up is either but causing problems? Good.

And that Sid guy still won’t stop calling

[phoenixyfriend]

A WONDERFUL ADDITION, THANK YOU

Ventress and Maul don’t like each other much either, but at least one time Ventress just does the SW equivalent of “Dathomiri represent” because the Separatist Council is being assholes at her about being from an ‘uncivilized’ planet again.

And Ventress might be a bitch, but if they want an uncivilized Dathomiri, let her grab her asshole maybe-cousin who spent ten years going insane on Planet Trash

[phoenixyfriend]

NOBODY on the Republic side knows about Dooku’s coma except Palpatine. The Separatists are all trying very hard to convince people that their charismatic, hella powerful leader is still totally kicking. Yep. The Count is definitely alive and just lurking around the corner to fight the next scary Jedi.

Ventress, Maul, and Grievous together manage to take out Palpatine with the combined forces of their frankly batshit plans, because he no longer has an in regarding Separatist plans since nobody tells Nute Gunray things, and Good Ol’ Sheev isn’t arranging his own kidnappings now, this is just happening, he has to pull out his own sabers in an attempt to fight off eight lightsabers from three individuals of varying hingedness, which is caught on camera because reasons, and there are a lot of questions flying around but Ventress and Maul posed on the corpse to scream about the Rule of Two so everyone’s now pretty sure that not only was Palpatine genuinely a Sith Lord, but that Ventress’s weird rampage to Coruscant for purposes of Murder was actually her cutting the knot on not being a proper Sith Apprentice by killing her Master’s Master because she was tired of Dooku not treating her like the dangerous young lady that she is.

All three of them get distracted when Obi-Wan shows up, but immediately get into a shouting match with each other about who’s his Real rival.

At some point, Quinlan seduces Ventress to the light side. Nobody’s sure how. They’re also not questioning it too hard.

Dooku wakes up eventually to find out that while he was down with Being Old Disease, his apprentice went and killed his boss and everyone’s hoping he has the answers, up to and including some visiting Jedi.

Because Ventress went and killed the Sith Master and then apparently got bored of being a Sith because she met a hot kiffar dude and so the Sith are now just Dooku and Maul, which are distinctly opposite ends of the Sith Spectrum:

The vaguely evil art collector who got into it for the theory VS Trash monster who’s obsessive about the murder of one (1) individual and will rave about it endlessly

Maybe Dooku looks at that situation and just decides that, no, actually, he’s going to retire. Ventress is gone, because she threw away the war she’d literally just won to boink a Jedi, so that’s a bust. Grievous can go do whatever, Dooku doesn’t care.

So now it’s just Maul.

Still chasing Obi-Wan.

Still screaming.

[snaxle-deactivated20260531]

today was single handedly the best day of my life. i caught a cop stealing from the store i work at

[snaxle-deactivated20260531]

literally watched him slide a candy bar into his sleeve and i literally felt like i was on top of the world. i felt like i could throw a car over my head. he walked around the store for a bit after that looking to see if we have any locally made pickles and then when he couldnt find any he was about to leave and im like ^__^ have a good night, are you going to pay for the candy bar you stole :3? and then i got to watch a grown ass pig shyly walk up to the counter to pay kinda just awkwardly laughing about it and was like "whoops forgot about it haha...." and then left without another word. this opportunity will never happen ever again. being able to tell a cop that he needs to pay for a candy bar he attempted to steal makes me feel incredibly powerful

[advanced-passenger-train]

[accessible-tumbling]

ID: A meme image of two muscular men holding hands, as if preparing to arm wrestle. The arm of one man is labeled, "If you saw someone shoplifting, no you didn't." The arm of the other is labeled, "Everyone's welcome at Pride." Their linked hands are labeled, "except for cops." end ID.

[ripeteeth]

omfg i forgot that i never showed tumblr my greatest achievement. my pride and joy, my pi-ass de résistance

[ripeteeth]

you're welcome

[ripeteeth]

if you reblog this i am kissing you on the mouth. no that is not negotiable. we are in love now. we are dating. we are planning the wedding. i will be with you on your wedding night

[ripeteeth]

whoa whoa whoa in this house we love pathetic babygirl victor frankenstein

[ripeteeth]

if this hits 100k, i'll shame another literary character via booty shorts

[memeuplift]

[brittle-bold]

good shirt from the market today

[aj-illustrator]

Some Art Nouveau inspired coloring pages! I've finally caught up with the coloring pages I have for sale. This last batch are only 3 bucks as well on my kofi!