J. Markowski

Employee of the Year 2023 M ❤️

[blanklystaringatwalls]

oh goodness! oh dear!! oh no!!!

[culturevulturette]

Seal Lullaby Oh! hush thee, my baby, the night is behind us, And black are the waters that sparkled so green. The moon, o'er the combers, looks downward to find us At rest in the hollows that rustle between. Where billow meets billow, there soft be thy pillow; Ah, weary wee flipperling, curl at thy ease! The storm shall not wake thee, nor shark overtake thee, Asleep in the arms of the slow-swinging seas.

Rudyard Kipling

[gregoryisthebest]

I keep hearing about how good the past was compared to my present and I just gotta wonder, what went so wrong? What changed in people for my world to seem so much worse than others?

[plagalmouse]

are there any historical events from our present that line up with your past.

perhaps you could compare with someone and look for the earliest event that is different. and see what caused that.

[gregoryisthebest]

That could work…

DOES ANYONE KNOW ABOUT HENRY EMILY?

[j-markowski]

Isn't that one of the founders of FazEnt?

[plagalmouse]

they told you to.

they asked me to. and i did it. and i didn't say anything.

[j-markowski]

Is this really true? You said that you were against it, but Licorice and Fancypants said they "didn't hear it" when you originally told them.

Please be honest. Message me privately if you'd prefer.

[j-markowski]

polyamory is ljike. yuo know how u have 2 hands. what if u used both of them tjo holjd like. 2 mppeoples nmhands. or mor epeopele's hands. instthead of just likej 1 person hand

Oh, I do that all the time!! Does that make me polyamorous, then?

[gregoryisthebest]

YOU CAN BE. Go to pride PLEASE go to a parade

[j-markowski]

I guess I could go if Lance invites me, I'll just be there to support him.

[j-markowski]

polymaorury is lijke if you hhkissed ttwo or more pepole. but at once?

Oh! Is that not cheating?

[gregoryisthebest]

it’s consensual mutual kissing. Like if you triangle kissed all at the same time and loved it

[l-valentine-placeholder]

s not cheating if all parties are aware of/chill w it nah

[j-markowski]

Ohh, I see

[gregoryisthebest]

I have a few quizzes you should take

[j-markowski]

Quizzes? For what? I enjoy fun quizzes

[j-markowski]

polymaorury is lijke if you hhkissed ttwo or more pepole. but at once?

Oh! Is that not cheating?

[gregoryisthebest]

it’s consensual mutual kissing. Like if you triangle kissed all at the same time and loved it

[l-valentine-placeholder]

s not cheating if all parties are aware of/chill w it nah

[j-markowski]

Ohh, I see

[childsacrifice]

(no beers in) So how do you perceive me in the privacy of your thoughts

[l-valentine-placeholder]

otter vibes i think. maybe sealion ?

i sea

[j-markowski]

I like otters!! They're very cute.

[prince-of-the-moon]

congrats on the spay/neuter

… what?? is this, like, a weird threat????

[gregoryisthebest]

I fear that anon here would die before getting there. Only the moon has made it that far

[prince-of-the-moon]

STOP.

[gregoryisthebest]

Many have tried, only one has succeeded… Will YOU be the next? Or can only the stars swoon this man…

[prince-of-the-moon]

NO one has succeeded. no one will EVER succeed. and i doubt anyone would even WANT to try

[j-markowski]

What are we trying to do, exactly??

[j-markowski]

polymaorury is lijke if you hhkissed ttwo or more pepole. but at once?

Oh! Is that not cheating?

[j-markowski]

polyamory is ljike. yuo know how u have 2 hands. what if u used both of them tjo holjd like. 2 mppeoples nmhands. or mor epeopele's hands. instthead of just likej 1 person hand

Oh, I do that all the time!! Does that make me polyamorous, then?

[j-markowski]

just trust me ok thats ur name now

Okay.

[j-markowski]

your polyamory. thats your name now

Oh, I see. Why is that my name, exactly?

[j-markowski]

you

What about me?

[j-markowski]

polyamory

What is this, again? I was originally told it meant I had multiple pieces of armor, but that's not true and I forgot the real meaning.

[j-markowski]

what if we put a big old table in your room, and we told you it was antique and belonged to our bgreat breat grandma and she died for it and it means everything to us but the people are gonna try to get it. so we need you to protect it. except we put it somewher ein the middle of the room and now you can't get anywhere in your room easily and every time you try to touch or move it it's like operation BRRRRRRRR

This sounds like a strange dream, haha.