˚*. . ✧ * ⊹

cancer sun on the rise

[towritelesbiansonherarms]

[kyary]

would you like to buy some turnips

[memecage]

When the ride isn’t even over yet and you already want to speak to the Manager.

[theshitneyspears]

*sexting*

me before I nut: I can’t wait to do all these awful things to you him: and then? me after I nut:

[psyce]

i wish british accents were real and weren’t just invented for the ppcu (peppa pig cinematic universe)

[dankmemeuniversity]

[rnock]

[mysharona1987]

[memewhore]

[iguanamouth]

first date ideas: show your date to everybody in town… wearing a salmon suit

[manrippedapartbydogs]

[shesaware]

*washes hands with my tears*

[sexemulators]

[showerthoughts-lol]

I don't think I have ever picked up a pair of tongs without clicking them together a couple of times.

[cillart]

Gotta make sure they work

[shinosarna]

channel your inner crab

[shut-up-jab]

[sweaterwithpaintstains]

3 am is such a powerful time. there are people sleeping. there are people partying. there are people having a movie marathon. there are people crying. there are people loving. there are people dying. there are people living. toegther at 3 am.

[susielesbian]

don’t romanticize 3 am everyone should be in bed!!!! go to sleep bitch!!!!!

[chadgamer]

your heart is a muscle the size of a rat

[lesbianredpanda]

SPONGE BOB SQUARE PANTS

[martian-martian-martian]

Your brain’s about four times the size of a cat’s

[hzs-modblog]

SPONGE BOB SQUARE PANTS

[lawbreaker13]

Your lungs can hold 5.5 liters of air

[dreamsanddabs]

SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS

[lawbreaker13]

The soles of your feet can never grow hair

[ineedtostopchangingmyusername]

SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS

[lawbreaker13]

SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS

[theswedishelf]

SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS

[lawbreaker13]

SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS

[theswedishelf]

SPONGEBOB…

[lawbreaker13]

SQUAREPAAAAAAAANTS

[theswedishelf]

*~deedlee-doot-dee-doot doo-oot~*

[catchymemes]

Welcome to Japan

Where cars are parked orderly and in reverse

Where fruits can be cubes

Where people keep left

And lamps have different brightness for double beds

People queue up in lines

Applies to stickers too

Where what you get is the same as the poster

you get waved goodbye..?

Relieving both mind and body

Yup.

Smooth train operator

No embarrassing knocking or barging into rooms to check out if they are occupied

When you need an extra hand

For the selfiestas

Brolly holders

Because normal manhole covers are too mainstream

Think diagonal

And anytime u need to soak your feet

Where you raise responsible adults, not brats

And luggage is organised in color codes

When you need help after the condom broke

Instant sanitary gratification

Why they are so welcome at football matches

Where water is that clean in the drains

Nuff said

Source: imgur.com

[teenagerposts]

me when my fave song comes on after ive pressed shuffle 53 times