J0ey

Just some guy.

[j0eyhalf0]

Howdy. Ain’t wantin to make a regular pinned post so you get whatever the hell this is.

Names Joey. He/They. That’s all ya gotta know right now.

[evil-vampire-official]

Did you guys know I was a nurse in the 1700’s?

[j0eyhalf0]

how fucking old are you?!?

[evil-vampire-official]

Old enough to be a nurse in the 1700’s generous

[j0eyhalf0]

man, I thought I was old.

you’re ancient.

vampires can’t die from old age can’t they-

[evil-vampire-official]

Did you guys know I was a nurse in the 1700’s?

[j0eyhalf0]

how fucking old are you?!?

[fazbear-ent-official-archived]

The yellow bear with eyes that make it look like it emerged from the void is freaking me out. It keeps staring at me.

it means he likes you :) don't stare back for too long tho or you might start feeling side effects

[j0eyhalf0]

note taken.

[folktaylor]

u know what makes me lowkey sad? when someone says ‘i know it seems silly’ before talking about something they clearly care very deeply about bc u know that means someone gave them shit for caring that much about that thing before which is Fucked Up.

[queen-haiz]

or when they’re like “i know i talk too much, just tell me to shut up when u get tired” n they say it as a joke but u can see that they’re uncomfortable, n i get so sad n i wanna fight whoever made them feel like they’re not worth of being heard.

[apolladay]

Are you in love with your best friend right now?

Yes

No

No but I used to be

Dont have a best friend/results

Are you in love with your best friend right now?

Yes

No

No but I used to be

Don't have a best friend/results

Voting ended onJan 6, 2025

[yerfriendmolly]

they really gotta invent the furry hrt man.

[h4zardousch3micals-moved]

By the way "some aroace people still date and have sex" and "it's weird how internet spaces makes every single aroace character romance and sex favourable" can and should co-exist. Sincerely, an aroace person

[thoughtsofacoolkid]

Reblog if you say "fuck" more than 5 times a day.

[moosemoosey]

I use it as a coma

[geopsych]

I’m not saying that watching this baby bunny eat a blade of grass will heal and strengthen you but on the other hand it can’t hurt.

[j0eyhalf0]

I want to pet the bunnyyy

[nostalgiathriving]

Actually I do hate romance and love and I want to live in a cave all alone thanks for asking

[jadejemdoesstuff]

I had an interesting night last night

[under-the-arch]

I’m so glad I have tumblr gold so I can view this post

[irishironclad]

Tumblr gold users rise up

[babanabread]

you can only reblog if you have tumblr gold. dont even try if you dont.

[j0eyhalf0]

Is this some Goncharov level fuckery?

Tumblr Gold ain’t a thing.

[evil-vampire-official]

Guys, this bloke doesn't have Tumblr Gold. Let alone Tumblr Red, make fun of him.

[j0eyhalf0]

the fuck is tumblr red???

[j0eyhalf0]

Merry Christmas. I’ve heard of something fucked up where people are gonna send gore n shit in tags on here soon. Gonna, turn my asks off for a few days just in case, aight?

[j0eyhalf0]

Why did some weird account message me about a dating site or some shit? Was that one of those sex bots or somethin?

[huellitaa]

"match my freak!" match my sweetness. match my benevolence. match my empathy. match my ability to feel emotions so deeply it tears me apart from the inside out

[tortured-poets11]

I love you DVDs, I love you VHS Tapes, I love you Cassettes, I love you Records, I love you CDs, I love you Books, I love you Journals

[punished-venom-solitair-e]

its so sweet to me whenever a reconstruction of a neanderthal's face shows up on social media and people are like "oh they would have loved minecraft" "they would have loved weed brownies" it's so sweet. i hope that continues on to the next stage of human evolution. i want whoever comes next to dig me up, reconstruct my face, and for the girlbloggers of this far-flung civilization to go "duuuude she would have loved churfing back a freefing zarbee"