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Clifford the Big Red Dog removed the top of a goddamn lighthouse and Emily Elizabeth is 1/3rd the size of that dude. Absolute unit.

#in awe at the size of this lad #absolute unit #I'm just sayin #if he's at least 25 feet tall (minimum)#then Emily is like....8 feet?#is that how math works?#I don't know I went to special ed school

👏 If 👏 doing👏 the 👏 scarn 👏 is 👏 gay👏, then 👏 I’m 👏 the 👏 biggest 👏 queer 👏 on 👏 earth.

#I'm here #I'm...something #get used to it #Pride #pride month #the office

metalwarrior22

She’s bi, but that’s not how the meme goes, so ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

#barely edited the panel tbh

queenie504

I’m kind of shouting into the void at this point - I’m not nearly as active on tumblr as I used to be and this reads like a diary entry - but I really enjoy having a morning routine! I feel healthier, I look better, and my mood has improved drastically. I’m not rushing out the door anymore, I’m taking time for myself before I go to work and it honestly feels grrrrrrreat.

#I have quiches for breakfast! being in your mid twenties is wild #I also treated myself to a really nice coffee maker and freshly ground beans #when I took the first sip I thought 'oh shit - this is why adults trade yellow teeth for a hot drink'

daisyjazzridley

Annihilation (2018) dir. Alex Garland

postpunkindustrial

Ben Salisbury and Geoff Barrow - The Alien

The Annihilation soundtrack.

I liked this soundtrack. I liked this movie.

jabbergawky

shout out to the movie that gave me sweaty hands for 2 hours

#it's super good but omg I was spooked

dutchstore

The sea lion is trying to eat my hand by Edward Kim

#what a lil bitch

johanrapper

dobby is a free elf

LMAO

Please brain

Can i have some serotonin??

2017 in Review!

Pros!

I got engaged!

I got a dog!

I made so many new friends!

I think I’ve figured out my dumb face? apparently if you drink more than one glass of water a year, your life will improve and you will stop looking like The Ladies of the Wood.

I became closer with a lot of important people in my life

I got a heated blanket!

and and annnnd I finally got a job I could comfortably retire with.

Cons! (BOOOOOOO)

I am entering the new year with no shoe laces

I went to the ER due to intense chest pain and told everyone I was dying and it was in fact, heartburn, because I am an old bitch and live for drama

boom, nailed like, three milestones this year.

bettedavisgf

you: sweater weather me, an intellectual: seasonal depression

wwechampions

WWE Champions: Free Puzzle RPG

jabbergawky

Okay but what the fuck

I'm crying 😢 my dog has found the only spot on the bed where he's leaning against both my boyfriend and I. he just wants to share the love. dogs are good people.

#This is the only outlet where I haven't posted 10000x things about my new dog #You're welcome

I! Used! To! Look! So! Weirdl

#Looking at my current id is so wild #As I have since changed my hair quite drastically/had jaw surgery/stopped wearing contacts #I feel like I am at the very least 20% less ugly #Exciting times

lemonlazer

Nathan for You - S03E01

#I'm going to pass out

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