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Interview
“I see here on your list of special skills, you’ve noted ‘pun-making’ as a strong suit. Would you like to elaborate on that?”
“I’d be happy to, but perhaps we should finish the rest of the interview first. Then we can résumé discussion on my wordplay skills after.”
Clowning Around
Elton John goes out on a date with a clown.
“I hope my being a clown doesn’t bother you,” the clown says.
“That’s fine by me, but I hope you don’t mime, I hope you don’t mime,” Elton replies.
Fun with the Salamancas
TUCO: Walt, have you heard of my Uncle Hector?
WALT: Hmm, not sure. Rings a bell, though.
betty & james
Betty: What all do you know about Blink-182?
James: I don’t know anything, but I know “I Miss You”
It’s Elementary
“My dear Watson, what differentiates Monday and Friday from the other days of the week?” “No s, Sherlock.”
Thai Diet
How does the hippie chick stay so healthy? She decided to Thai diet.
Lizzocean
Lizzo walks on the beach, hunting desperately for a little trinket to take home with her. Finally, she finds what she needs. She bends over, picks it up, and examines it gleefully. “Good, a shell,” she says.
Zoom!
Why doesn’t George Michael like online classes? ‘Cause he’s gotta have face to face, to face, he’s gotta have face to face to face
Reservations
“Why didn’t you go out with her on Friday night, man?” “Well, I wanted to, but I had my reservations.”
“I thought you booked reservations with her?”
“I did, but I had other reservations, and I had reservations about my reservations.”
“Reservations about which reservations?”
“Reservations about my initial reservations, but being as reserved as I am, I couldn’t reverse those reservations, so I chalked my resurgent reservations up to my previous reservations and revealed to her I had to cancel my reservations with her on account of my reservations.”
“I revere you.”
Farmer #1: Wow, I just saw that hay bale reading a Torah!
Farmer #2: That’s incredible! And here I thought that was a Christian bale.
A loud clamoring noise is heard in the barracks, so a military leader bursts in to investigate.
“PRIVATE! What was that sound?”
“It was nothing, Major!”
“I think I’ll be the judge of that, Private. What was it?”
“No, honest, it wasn’t anything, Major!”
“I don’t care how insignificant you may think it is, I need to know.”
“Hey, my phone might cut out; I’m driving into a tunnel.”
“A tunnel? What are you talking about? What’s a tunnel?”
“Ugh, forget it. You don’t understand what I’m going through.”
Never Tell Me the Odds
Han Solo, still in Kindergarten, excitedly goes up to his dad after school.
“Dad, Dad! Listen! Dad! I can count to 50 now! Lookit! 1, 3, 5, 7--”
His father cuts him off: “Han! How many times do I have to tell you this? You need to practice your even numbers, not the odd ones. You know those, but you keep skipping over the evens. From now on, never tell me the odds. Only count the even numbers.”
Han looks down, dejected. “2, 4, 6, 8, 10...”
He makes it to 50 without a glitch. His dad smiles proudly and praises his son. Han dances around gleefully, bragging about his success to everyone around. In response, his dad just shakes his head, sighs exasperatedly, and says “You’re doing great, kid, but don’t get cocky.”
Cheesy Humor
Leslie Gorgonzola - It’s Havarti and I’ll Cry if I Want To
How a Bill Becomes a Law
Bill Hader and Jude Law meet at an awards show. They get drinks afterwards and really hit it off. It leads to a whirlwind romance; they’re madly in love now. Jude proposes to Bill, who doesn’t hesitate to say yes. They get married. Bill, tired of all the “Haders gonna Hade” jokes, decides to change his last name to Jude’s. And that, kids, is how a Bill becomes a Law.
I now would like to present the rarest of nature's marvels, previously only seen in the far north - the incredible Aurora Boring Alice.
Taylor Swift: *stands in an outdoor marketplace, crying* Person: Why are you crying? Taylor Swift: 'Cause he's the reason for the teardrops in my bazaar