afraid of torture beams

lobotomite

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I always get invited to the cookout because everyone loves to see a honkey c-walk

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The Foppish Gentleman

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Making #soup and #bread because I'm trying to pretend its autumn

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I want to be recognized for my poltergeisting but people only care about my hypercompetence

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Today its OK to reapply vaporub to your nips every 15-20 mins to maintain a nice perk. Tuesday

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I don't really understand the slowly expanding hole behind where I live. Its not a burrow and its not a sinkhole but it just keeps getting bigger even though I filled it with rocks

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This is my dog Velvet Worm

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Edgar Allen pie for desert tonight

- Quoth the raven

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Everyone loves my honey sesame loaf

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Cordyceps could never invade my mind because it would get lost + im not ant

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The bossman hates it when I ouroborus my limbs during work hours. This place is a fucking prison

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It is what it is is whatnot is what a is tautology was is

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can we play left 4 dead 2

The capability of man is a thing beyond the measure of imagination; yet one may only partake if mother allows me to stay up late

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Feels good as fuck to crack your neck and loose propriocepion for a split second

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Its gotta feel good as fuck to derrange yourself and detach your worldview from reality

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I'm lowkey virtuous + my ass is fat

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Juicing up on stolen articaine until operating my limbs is closer to esoterica than muscle memory