āNot me. The second you grow a porn stache, Iām outta hereā¦āĀ
Good riddance, if you canāt fuck me with myĀ āstache, you donāt deserve me clean shaven.

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āNot me. The second you grow a porn stache, Iām outta hereā¦āĀ
Good riddance, if you canāt fuck me with myĀ āstache, you donāt deserve me clean shaven.
He smiled at the guy and noddedĀ āYeah, hey by the way Iām Joshā
Jason, man, nice to meet you. You get theĀ āJust Josh-ing aroundā thing a lot?
āWow,āKendall said, the sarcasm apparent in her voice. āYou got some timeon yer hands there, donāt ācha.
So much time I donāt know what to do with it all. Need some hobbies, and surveying might be next on the list.
āOh,I doubt it would be creepy. Have you grown one before?ā
Not intentionally. Iāve been lazy and not shaved, but thatās about it.
Thatās a bit bizarre, but still sweet, quite a cute love story. Youāre a romantic then, I see. Mustache-combing ladies are very hard to find these days, Jace, prepare for a long hunt.
Are they hard to find? What happened to the good old days when all ladies wanted was the right to comb mustaches and vote?
āUhm,ā he started, unsure of how to talk to the stranger whose back was turned to him.Ā āExcuse me, can you please hand me that guitar?ā He pointed to the instrument laid on the table next to them. Major wouldāve gone to get it himself but the place was too crowded.
āOh yeah, sure thing,ā Jason said, grabbing the instrument on the table and handing it to the man.Ā āWhat kind of stuff you play?ā
Iām sorry, let me make sure I heard you correctly. You honestly think Iām going to swoon at the sight of your magnificent thighs?
Again, I promise Iām joking.
I definitely understand. Ā Thinking outside the box is the only way to be successful nowadays.
That or the lottery.
Or just her let make the decision, then sheās happy.
Ladies like a man who can make a decision, and a man with a plan. Always gotta have the restaurant picked for the first few dates.
I sure do! Very old school and vintage..youāll start a new hair trend but you can be all hipster about it and say you did it before it was cool.
I may need you to be my hair and facial hair consultant from now until the end of time.
You could see it in my eyes? I find that like really hard to believe Jaceā¦.like really hard to believe. Ah, yes, your sensitive side. How could I have forgotten, like when you cried during Finding Nemo is marine biology. Such a catch, like I now completely understand why the ladies are mad for you, Vesey. It wonāt be a hard decision, the kid is hot but I donāt fuck with married men. Bad karma and I already have extremely bad luck, donāt need bad karma coming for me too.
Keep denying it, thatās fine. I know the truth. Finding Nemo never got to me. I had allergies! My eyes were watery! Air Bud, that got to me. Good choice, I knew I liked you for a reason.
āAh you see, but you do know about it, not a lot of people canāt name more than two charactersā He chuckledĀ ābut yeah thatās Linus.ā
Somewhere in between completely clueless and expert on the ins and outs of Charlie Brown. Iām impressive, yes.
If you promise me you can grow a Tom Selleck mustache, then I say go for it. But you have to groom it, love it and comb it. It is, isnāt it? You should see their eyebrows. Or eyebrow, eventually they joined and became one.
I can groom and love it, maybe meet a nice woman who will comb it for me. Thatās always a good look, and a nice love story.
āItās all fun and games until someone walks into a wall.ā Christian joked.
Then itās fun and games for everyone but him, right?
āSure⦠I mean, you couldĀ do that. If you wanted to neverĀ get laid againā¦āĀ
There has to be someone who would stoop so low.
āYāgot proof of thaā, yer own opinion canāt count.ā
I could take a survey around town?
āItās fine man, to be honest, Snoopy is more famous for the merchandise than actually the show. So you not knowing like names or story, but knowing how they all look, makes total sense. ā
Linus is the dirty one with the blanket, right?