Welcome to the Margarita Zone

Indie Joseph Christiansen. Non-selective, OC/Dadsona friendly!

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Happy Birthday, friend! :D Woooo!

[ Thank you so much!! 💕 ]

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queue this post when it’s your birthday and be surprise

I queued this like 8 months ago I’ve waited a long time for this moment

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[ I'm so sorry for my absence. Work schedule has gotten stupid and I'm swinging wildly between 6am opening shifts and 5pm closing shifts. My muse has been very quiet, probably due to lack of sleep. I love you guys though and once I'm back to myself I'll get some posts in. <3 ]

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i have 2 reply velocities

[antiquexbeast]

Option one: you will wait until the end of the year for a reply

Option two: I WILL REPLY THE FREAKING SECOND YOU DO

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Keep reading

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There was little room in Joseph’s mind for any sort of thoughts right now beyond chasing that pleasure that they were both so very close to. Nothing else mattered in the moment, besides Robert and his hands and his mouth and his cock and every part of him that Joseph still found himself wanting to worship - maybe later, once their eager lust had worn off, he’d take the time to do just that. But now, with both of them right on the edge, there was no time to explore, just to take what they needed.

His heart skipped a beat at the heat of Robert’s mouth at his neck, strong hands at his hips holding on tight as they moved together. One little shift of his weight and every thrust was hitting just the right spot; out here, on the water, no one could hear him moan and he took advantage, the sounds he was making downright lewd, especially once Robert’s hand closed around his cock. Then, it felt like his brain short-circuited, white hot pleasure taking the place of any rational thought, his own movements becoming urgent and uneven.

“Oh fuck--” he panted, hands clenching hard where he was still gripping Robert’s shoulders, “G-Gonna come, fuck, Rob, don’t stop--” All it took was another few hard thrusts to have him crying out, spilling between them, Robert’s name on his lips.

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Not on the list, but I wanna ask anyway: Would you kiss your muse?

[ I would smooch Joe any day of the week. Man’s probably one hell of a kisser. Not to mention I feel like he needs some good smooches and cuddles. ]

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"I had to carry you to bed last night, and let me tell you, it was no easy task."

“Ugh. I’m so sorry,” Joseph murmured, rolling over and lifting a hand to block out the sunlight, the brightness only making his head pound even worse than it already was. He couldn’t remember the last time he’d been this hungover. But going shot for shot with Sonny the night before had been an awful lot of fun, if not a challenge. He hadn’t meant to pass out on the couch when they’d gotten home. “I’ll make up for it. I’ll carry you to bed next time. Deal?”

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"That's not exactly a good coping method..."

“Maybe not,” Joseph admitted with a heavy shrug of his shoulders. “But keeping it to myself is still better than burdening someone else with my issues. Everything going on in my life, all of my problems...they seem so insignificant in the grand scheme of things, you know? I’m not dying, I’m not sick, I’m not starving. It would just feel wrong to even bring attention to my little emotional issues when there are so many people out there who have it so much worse than I do.”

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[ Woooo I love waking up at the crack of dawn on my day off. Husband has another interview with the sheriff’s department today and I’m awake and stressing on his behalf. I’m gonna try to get some posts in so I can think about something else besides that~]

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You're one of my favorite people to write with i love you friend

[ I am not sure who this is but I’m sure I love you tooo if we’re writing together <33 ]

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[ So I was gonna settle down and write but now apparently my roommate’s mom is coming to stay with us for a week and will be arriving tonight so I guess I’m going to clean the house first. ]

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The person I reblogged this from is super cute and deserves to have a nice day

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[ I’m going to crash but I’m off for the next two days so I plan to catch up on all of my drafts tomorrow! Goodnight guys <3 ]

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Guy who likes music

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Is he an alien

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This is the funniest thing I’ve ever seen

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@margaritaxz0ne Joseph, is this you?

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Mary was eavesdropping on Joseph. She had slept quiet long today due to her hangover, so the kids were at preschool/school etc. She just came into the living room, looking at her husband. “Are you watching porn?”, she jokingly said, making her way to the kitchen to get some pain killers for the massive headache she had.

Joseph startled at the sound of Mary's voice, looking up at her as she walked straight past him and to the kitchen. "Mary! Goodness, I would never--" Okay maybe that was a lie. He wouldn't never, but he wasn't right now. It wasn't porn, he'd just gotten a little caught up at looking at this season's men's swimwear - not his fault the models they picked were downright gorgeous. He hastily closed his laptop and put it aside, getting to his feet and following her toward the kitchen. He'd never been honest with Mary about his attraction to men, and was so used to making up excuses that this one came just as easily. "I was just trying to pick out a new swimsuit for this summer..." His voice trailed, and he leaned against the doorframe, watching her go about grabbing painkillers and water.

[musingmemes]

domestic couple starters

“you forgot to take the trash out again.”

“do you think we should just order in tonight?”

“what’s the point of making the bed if we’re just gonna mess it up?”

“will you pick up your clothes? it’s like a pig-sty in here.”

“you cooked, it’s only fair that i clean.”

“i haven’t shaved in like a week.”

“let me run you a bath.”

“you used all the hot water.”

“oh come on, i just cleaned the kitchen!”

“can you stop using my bath bombs? they’re expensive.”

“dinner was ready a half hour ago.”

“you cooked me dinner?”

“i had to carry you to bed last night, you were exhausted.”

“do you even know how to load a dishwasher?”

“your red sock turned all my whites pink.”

“what’s with the hat? are you having a bad hair day?”

“we’ve spent too much on pay per view this month.”

“are you watching porn?”

“next time it’s your turn to do the dishes.”

“my parents are coming over for dinner tomorrow.”

“play hooky and let’s sleep in tomorrow.”