Dance With The Devil

Jason Anderson recently released felon. new to the dad thing Did my time and paid my debt to society, now I'm ready to get on with my life and take care of my family. In need of Raising Kids for Dummies series if anyone's got a few extra copies.

[reckless-tunes]

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“Boiling heat, summer stench ‘Neath the black the sky looks dead Call my name through the cream And I’ll hear you scream again”

[am-i-evil]

Rest in peace, Chris Cornell.

[jaceanderose]

TEXT + ANDERCLAN

Ryan: Ladies and gentlemen, I'm engaged.

Jace: I swear to God, if I find you in the backyard exchanging vows with a My Size Barbie again I will have you committed this time.

Jace: I'm fucking with you.

Jace: Congrats. I want to be a bridesmaid.

[rubyanderose]

Knowing the two of you has been the greatest privilege of my life. You’re both such cool kids that remind me so much of me and your dad in so many ways. Thank you for a new adventure every day. I can’t wait to see what the rest of our lives has in store. I love you, little monsters. @jaceanderose

Happy 5th birthday, Harley and Gray. 

[jaceanderose]

It's almost like cheating that you get two days cause you don't got a vag to push a kid out but you still do all the work of two parents in heels and look damn good doing it, so I guess you deserve some credit too. @sweetbaby--ryry

[jaceanderose]

I don't think I ever gave my actual mom flowers and looking back now that she's gone I regret it but my dad's never been happier than he is with you so I guess that's a good thing. Especially after everything you did for us. Happy Mother's day, Val. @sultryvalentina

[jaceanderose]

I still find it weird that you had a secret kid or something but whatever the case, Happy Mom Day. I'm proud to call you my surrogate mom and big sister. I know that kid is gonna grow up awesome thanks to you. @itgirlanderson

[jaceanderose]

The Shining Twins and I wanted to do something special for this day. So after breakfast we have a flight to catch. Harley thought the best way to celebrate you, would be to go to Bobby Mackey's. @rubyanderose

[jaceanderose]

@sweetbaby–ryry you know it. Me and my tic tac dick would look like a junkless Ken doll is shit like that.

[uesnat-blog]

Maybe one day we could do a transplant. There’s enough of my 12-inch snake to go around, Jacey~

[jaceanderose]

Don't worry, I'm already plotting your death by masturbating accident cause you're an organ donor and then I get to have your junk.

[jaceanderose]

@sweetbaby--ryry you know it. Me and my tic tac dick would look like a junkless Ken doll is shit like that.

[jaceanderose]

[text from Blaine] Jerk.

[TEXT]: Bitch. @bumblebeeanderson

[jaceanderose]

bumblebeeanderson:

[TEXT] You’re having a cougar chaser in there ;P

]TEXT] Very nerd. And very hard, but I’m dealing with it good. I mean, I hope that’s the case. It has coast me a lot, haha.

[TEXT] I do, J. And it’s so cool. I feel like I can do a lot, you know? So much more than I used to give myself credit for, and it feels good. I’m very happy.

[TEXT]: And an epic musician already.

[TEXT]: What did it cost?

[TEXT]: As long as you’re happy, kid. Lemme know if you need something or whatever cause I’m always willing to help a couple of fuck ups be less fucked up.

[jaceanderose]

[text from Blaine] Jerk.

[TEXT]: Bitch. @bumblebeeanderson

[jaceanderose]

bumblebeeanderson:

[TEXT] Dude, that sounded bleak. Even for you. How are Ruby and the Shining twins? JK. 

[TEXT] I stepped into my own little hobbit hole and wrote a book and had great adventures!

[TEXT] I wish it was so. Just crazy busy with midterms and classes. Plus, I’ve been volunteering at this school down in Brooklyn where they had no music teachers. I go there a couple of hours every other day. It’s been pretty cool. But I got off the grid on purpose though. I needed sometime with my own thoughts.

[TEXT]: Well, I’m alive so it’s not that bleak or whatever. Rubes is good... She’s pregnant again so there’s been a lot of late night cravings and swollen feet. Also, I’m pretty sure that the kid inside of her learned to kick the drum solo to Hot For Teacher...

[TEXT]: I don’t know what that means... but it sounds like some nerd shit.

[TEXT]: That sounds cool, B. You got some new shit to keep you busy, then?

[jaceanderose]

[text from Blaine] Jerk.

[TEXT]: Bitch. @bumblebeeanderson

[bumblebeeanderson]

[TEXT] And that right there is why I like you. How are you, brother?

[jaceanderose]

[TEXT]: Shouldn’t you like me because I didn’t absorb you in the womb?

[TEXT]: I’m surviving, I guess. You? Where did you disappear to?

[jaceanderose]

[text from Blaine] Jerk.

[TEXT]: Bitch. @bumblebeeanderson

[thebadassonerose]

jaceanderose:

Nah. Coop’s too pretty for me. If I were gonna sin like that I’d do it with Ryan or Blaine, at least it would be like masturbation. Well… that’s fucked up. But shit I don’t know. If it were Ruby and I had the same kinda thing going on that you guys do, I’d be pissed of course but I’d get over it cause shit happens and you make the best of it. Depends on what you can live with or what you’re willing to give up. Ives doesn’t do crap without a good reason and knowing my dad, she probably did the best thing for the little guy.

Yeah, that doesn’t make it less weird, dude. You and Ruby have a family, a home, a place where the kid would have that to get. We don’t have that. Fuck, we even live each one in different places. We’re not even exclusive… at least not to her. We’re not a family, Jay. I know she had her reason, and I understand that. Back then she wasn’t even close in the right place for her to have a kid with her. But after all these years, after everything we went through, you’d think me and Stevie would matter enough to know about a kid that may or may not be ours. So yeah, I’m pissed. I love her, and I don’t wanna give up on her, but I really, really don’t know what to do, man.

[jaceanderose]

Do you know how long Rubes and I were together before we had that kinda shit? We were friends who fucked for years. We both fucked a lot of other people too for a long time. There was nothing exclusive about us until there was one day. We didn't live together or whatever until literally right before I went away. I was also in fucking prison when she found out she was pregnant and had the kids. Like do you know how shitty that had to be for her? She was basically a single mom until I got out and it wasn't until recently that we're actually like a real couple. I love the fuck out of her and if it were me in your shoes, I'd be pissed beyond words but I'd understand why she did it. Do you know how much it probably sucked for Ives to give up her kid for this long? I didn't even carry my kids inside of me and it was fucking hell not knowing them or seeing them every day. So I can't imagine how it felt being Ivy. Ives raised us but she didn't get to raise her own son... that's fucked up. It ain't got anything to do about whether you matter or not cause it ain't about you. It's about what was good for the kid and that kid didn't even get to be with his mom all this time and you should nut up and stop being a bitch cause your feelings are hurt that she didn't tell you something she didn't even tell her own family about and try to be there for whatever's gonna happen next.

[thebadassonerose]

jaceanderose:

Ya sure cause the only difference between Coop and Ives is a dick and some tits… They even look alike if you squint like the fuck?? How can a guy be that pretty? Shit ain’t right. But yeah, fucked up things happen. Is it your bastard kid that my sister hid away like he’s got webbed feet or some shit?

Are you trying to tell me you’re in love with your brother, Anderson? Cause that would be some whole new level of weird. He could be, I don’t know. He’s five years old and I found out about his existence three days ago. You do the math about the amount of stuff I know.

[jaceanderose]

Nah. Coop's too pretty for me. If I were gonna sin like that I'd do it with Ryan or Blaine, at least it would be like masturbation. Well... that's fucked up. But shit I don't know. If it were Ruby and I had the same kinda thing going on that you guys do, I'd be pissed of course but I'd get over it cause shit happens and you make the best of it. Depends on what you can live with or what you're willing to give up. Ives doesn't do crap without a good reason and knowing my dad, she probably did the best thing for the little guy.

[thebadassonerose]

jaceanderose:

Fuck, I don’t know, man. I was locked up for a long time and weird shit happens… I don’t judge or whatever.

First of all, your brother never did it for me, man. Second, yeah… Weird shit happens, and you never know what’s gonna come your way.

[jaceanderose]

Ya sure cause the only difference between Coop and Ives is a dick and some tits... They even look alike if you squint like the fuck?? How can a guy be that pretty? Shit ain't right. But yeah, fucked up things happen. Is it your bastard kid that my sister hid away like he's got webbed feet or some shit?