Captain Jack

Take ya time an look around. Don’t be afraid to speak... NSFW 18+

[beardedmrbean]

[theman]

I GOT A FUCKING RAISE THE POTATO WORKED WTF

[tattooedzombigirl]

This potato works. Every. Fucking. Time.

[imanutcase-10]

Then bring me luck

[thirddeadlysin]

the day after I posted this last time I was notified that I was selected for a really cool mentorship gig and got an unrelated glowing review at work

[sonarthebat]

Apparently Tumblr blessings actually work, so shooting my shot.

[threaded-in-feelings]

I'm just going to follow the crowd on this one 🤷🏾‍♀️

[magical-maybee]

Just saying..,it’s been about a year since i reblogged this and life has been falling in place in unexpected potato-like ways… I’m not gonna say for sure this works but I’d advise you to reblog it…also I’ll reblog again…not because I’m greedy but to support!

[sadlover101-deactivated20251231]

Claiming with positivity ✨

[aninsomniacstar-offical]

begs. fucking Begs

[zeehasarrived]

please magical Tumblr Potato Of Luck I beg

[you-got-zefroned]

You've been Zefroned! Tag someone else to Zefron them! We're all in this together!

[oak-the-professor]

Hello again Zefron...

the golden pot actually works. I reblogged it and the next day got an award at school. reblog the golden potato. and golden potato zefron because he is amusing

[thehopefulquotes]

“Life appears to me too short to be spent in nursing animosity or registering wrongs.”

— Charlotte Brontë

[expensiveity]

2026 is not the year for reruns. no going back to old friends, old love, old conflicts, or old energy. if the bridge is gone, then the season is over. i’ve learned what i needed to learn. i forgive, i release and i move forward without you.

[akaya-gx]

Water has no fear of transformation. It bends, curves, breaks, and rebuilds itself — all without losing its essence. And maybe that’s one of the greatest lessons life tries to teach us quietly.

You don’t have to stay in the same shape just because people learned to recognize you that way. You’re allowed to evolve, to soften, to overflow, to gather yourself again and come back stronger.

Water does not resist the path — it studies it. It senses every obstacle, moves around what blocks it, carves through what challenges it, and rises above what tries to drown it.

That’s the art of flowing: knowing when to bend and when to break free.

Life will ask you to reshape a thousand times. To adjust, to redirect, to begin again. But never forget — flowing isn’t about becoming what the world demands. It’s about moving in the direction where your soul feels most alive.

Be like water: adapt when needed, transform when called, but always — always find your own way to flow. 🌊

[anonymousladybirdliveshere-deac]

Have you? Do you dare tag them? 😈

[thequotespot]

"Every dawn is proof that no night lasts forever, even the darkest ones."

[willgrahamscock]

being an adult and watching others succeed because they have stable relationships with their families can actually be so demoralizing, because while they were experiencing growing up you were only surviving

[willgrahamscock]

they were learning how to love and be loved and maintain good solid relationships but you had no time for that because you were learning to differentiate between your families footsteps and listening for the volume and suddenness of doors closing and opening

[willgrahamscock]

and sometimes all this comes crashing into you when you’re out of danger, living completely alone and you’re making pasta and watching the water boil but you’re still back in your childhood home scared to come out of your room because your moms washing dishes angrily and all your friends are online wishing that they could save you

[nastyastheycome]

Reblog if you’re STD FREE

Hopefully this gets a lot of Reblogs.

[thickasszlove]

💯💋😍

[ohddaniellee-blog]

Reblog this if you are literally suprised when people find you attractive.

[i-always-listen-princess]

1000000000000000000000%

[wifislim]

[my-divine-rhythm]

Never forget that!..

[vybewitme]

I deserve a sloppy drunk fucking all over the airbnb vacation

[kkkkkkkkklkkkkkl]

💯💯💯😇

[jack-sparrow1221]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[in-tenebris-et-in-solitudine-de]

[thoughtkick]

“Never leave a person who touches your soul more than your body.”

— Unknown

[perfectfeelings]

“Sometimes you have to lose your mind before you come to your senses.”

— Socrates

[thehopefulquotes]

“So, if you are too tired to speak, sit next to me because I, too, am fluent in silence.”

— R. Arnold