Definitely Not Family Fun

"Yeah I'm the one that programmed the damn things" ((OC blog for Five Nights At Freddy's! I will go with any head cannon but I really follow Rebornica's. I will get a look to my character but that will come later. Also blog theme will come later))

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((I'm off))

((I need to manage some other blogs so))

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((What’s going on.. I just logged on and there’s a lot of people getting hate, anyone mind explaining.))

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One word- morons

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((Ah, what else is new I guess, it’s a shame that I came back to this, so how…

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Oh no no its not just anons this time

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((Ugh, it’s called the unfollow button. Top right corner on mobile, press it if you don’t like the person))

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I like the fact you have common sense and can notice that you don’t have to follow them or even go to the blog if you don’t like them

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((I know! The problem is the lack of sense, even the hate messages make no sense. “Wow go kill yourself” wow you just broke a law in almost every country.))

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*insert gif of people applauding that statement*

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((I don’t even think they realize that. If you take two minutes to think over what you do or did, if you think you will regret it or already regret it don’t do it or apologize, if you can make sense of what I just said your a genius))

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Yes bravo someone give this person a medal I totally got that!!! No not joking I understand that

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((And I bet you I’m going to get hate for “offending” them.))

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I wouldn’t care do you I just respond to it like “ok hello idiot how may I help you? Go kill myself? You first then I might consider it”

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((Yeah I don't care really. Unless it involves something about my life like family friends etc then I probably will care. But if it's just insults thrown at me I brush them off))

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((What’s going on.. I just logged on and there’s a lot of people getting hate, anyone mind explaining.))

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One word- morons

[jack-the-programmer-blog]

((Ah, what else is new I guess, it’s a shame that I came back to this, so how…

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Oh no no its not just anons this time

[jack-the-programmer-blog]

((Ugh, it’s called the unfollow button. Top right corner on mobile, press it if you don’t like the person))

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I like the fact you have common sense and can notice that you don’t have to follow them or even go to the blog if you don’t like them

[jack-the-programmer-blog]

((I know! The problem is the lack of sense, even the hate messages make no sense. “Wow go kill yourself” wow you just broke a law in almost every country.))

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*insert gif of people applauding that statement*

[jack-the-programmer-blog]

((I don’t even think they realize that. If you take two minutes to think over what you do or did, if you think you will regret it or already regret it don’t do it or apologize, if you can make sense of what I just said your a genius))

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Yes bravo someone give this person a medal I totally got that!!! No not joking I understand that

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((And I bet you I'm going to get hate for "offending" them.))

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((What’s going on.. I just logged on and there’s a lot of people getting hate, anyone mind explaining.))

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One word- morons

[jack-the-programmer-blog]

((Ah, what else is new I guess, it’s a shame that I came back to this, so how…

[misszena-deactivated20210522]

Oh no no its not just anons this time

[jack-the-programmer-blog]

((Ugh, it’s called the unfollow button. Top right corner on mobile, press it if you don’t like the person))

[misszena-deactivated20210522]

I like the fact you have common sense and can notice that you don’t have to follow them or even go to the blog if you don’t like them

[jack-the-programmer-blog]

((I know! The problem is the lack of sense, even the hate messages make no sense. “Wow go kill yourself” wow you just broke a law in almost every country.))

[misszena-deactivated20210522]

*insert gif of people applauding that statement*

[jack-the-programmer-blog]

((I don't even think they realize that. If you take two minutes to think over what you do or did, if you think you will regret it or already regret it don't do it or apologize, if you can make sense of what I just said your a genius))

[jack-the-programmer-blog]

((What’s going on.. I just logged on and there’s a lot of people getting hate, anyone mind explaining.))

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One word- morons

[jack-the-programmer-blog]

((Ah, what else is new I guess, it’s a shame that I came back to this, so how…

[misszena-deactivated20210522]

Oh no no its not just anons this time

[jack-the-programmer-blog]

((Ugh, it’s called the unfollow button. Top right corner on mobile, press it if you don’t like the person))

[misszena-deactivated20210522]

I like the fact you have common sense and can notice that you don’t have to follow them or even go to the blog if you don’t like them

[jack-the-programmer-blog]

((I know! The problem is the lack of sense, even the hate messages make no sense. "Wow go kill yourself" wow you just broke a law in almost every country.))

[jack-the-programmer-blog]

((What’s going on.. I just logged on and there’s a lot of people getting hate, anyone mind explaining.))

[misszena-deactivated20210522]

One word- morons

[jack-the-programmer-blog]

((Ah, what else is new I guess, it’s a shame that I came back to this, so how…

[misszena-deactivated20210522]

Oh no no its not just anons this time

[jack-the-programmer-blog]

((Ugh, it's called the unfollow button. Top right corner on mobile, press it if you don't like the person))

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((Aight,))

((What’s going on.. I just logged on and there’s a lot of people getting hate, anyone mind explaining.))

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One word- morons

[jack-the-programmer-blog]

((Ah, what else is new I guess, it’s a shame that I came back to this, so how many people are getting hate?))

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Quite a few sadly already someone tried self harm and someone is getting really depressed

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((I wish Anons would leave everyone alone, it's unnecessary to go to a blog and randomly spout insults at someone behind a mask.))

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((To those getting hate))

(( I'll try to help the best I can..))

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((Aight,))

((What’s going on.. I just logged on and there’s a lot of people getting hate, anyone mind explaining.))

[misszena-deactivated20210522]

One word- morons

[jack-the-programmer-blog]

((Ah, what else is new I guess, it's a shame that I came back to this, so how many people are getting hate?))

[jack-the-programmer-blog]

((Aight,))

((What's going on.. I just logged on and there's a lot of people getting hate, anyone mind explaining.))

[the-write-ideas]

Mun-Directed Questions About Roleplaying!

If you had to change your character’s FC for one day, who would you pick?

What drew you to rping this character?

What’s something you like about how you write?

What’s something you dislike about how you write or wish you were better at?

What’s something about your character that you’d like if you had to spend time with them?

What’s something about your character that you wouldn’t like if you had to spend time with them?

What’s a negative thing about your character that you enjoy writing?

What;s a similarly you have with your character?

What’s a difference you have with your character?

What’s the hardest thing for you to write?

Do you think you’ve gotten better at writing anything or any type of thing or situation since you started writing this character (or roleplaying in general)? 

Why do you roleplay?

Do you write fiction ever other than rping?

Do you like fanfiction more or less than reading rp threads between characters?

Do you like or dislike OC/Canon character interactions in principle?

What’s your favorite thing about rping a canon character?

What’s something you dislike about rping a canon character?

What’s your favorite thing about rping an original character?

What’s something you dislike about rping an original character?

How much time do you spend roleplaying on average a week?

Do you think about your threads and your character when you aren’t roleplaying? How and for how long on average?

Do you like lots of headcanons or few?

What’s your take on AUs?

What’s your favorite AU?

What’s your least favorite AU?

What’s a ship you really like rping?

What’s a ship you would never rp? For what reason? 

What do you like about roleplaying angst?

What do you dislike about roleplaying angst?

What do you like about roleplaying fluff?

What do you dislike about roleplaying fluff?

What do you like about roleplaying ships/romance?

What do you dislike about roleplaying ships/romance?

NSFW rp — yes or no? Why?

Do you ever read other people’s NSFW rp threads? (be honest!)

Do you ever read rp threads you aren’t involved in? What type of thread does it usually have to be to interest you?

If you do read threads you aren’t in, do you usually let the other authors know, or keep it under your hat?

Has a roleplayer ever changed your view on a character? If so, how? Good or bad? For better or for worse?

Do you like to title threads or not? 

Do you like to plot or improv?

Do you like to make open starters?

Do you like to answer open starters?

Do you usually prefer chat/short replies, or long/para/novella replies?

What’s your favorite thing about rping a chat/short style thread?

What’s your least favorite thing about rping a chat/short style thread?

What’s your favorite thing about rping a long/para/novella style thread?

What’s your least favorite thing about rping a long/para/novella style thread?

Do you prefer gifs or icons when roleplaying? Or no FC at all?

Do you roleplay with people whose characters aren’t from the same dimentional universe as yours? (For example, if your character is drawn or anime, will you RP with people who use actor face claims/play-bys?) 

What’s something you like about FCs/Play-Bys?

What’s something you dislike about FCs/Play-Bys?

What’s a trope or plot you think is overdone in roleplay?

What’s a trope or plot you’ll never get sick of roleplaying?

What’s a trope or plot you love but you’ve never gotten to roleplay or never gotten to roleplay in completion? 

What do you like to do as you reply to threads? Listen to music? Have TV on? Complete silence? Dark room? etc. 

How did you learn about roleplaying? How did you get started roleplaying yourself? 

What was your first roleplay character? 

What’s your newest roleplay character?

What/Who is a character you think you would like to roleplay? What’s currently stopping you from roleplaying them?

Who’s a roleplayer (or writer) you think you have learned a lot from? 

(via the-write-ideas)

[vikander]

[lovelylor]

I still die laughing everytime I see this scene 

[victorious]

Go

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Piss myself and move out

[red-eye-balloon-boy-deactivated]

[[Find my lighter, set my shirt on fire, toss it on the spider, run out of the house screaming.]]

[uh-hellohello]

((I’d move, that spider deserves my house more than my candy ass ever did.

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What would I do…Get a Knife, and THROW ALL OF THEM AT THE FUCKER 

[jack-the-programmer-blog]

before 2014 ends inbox me one thing you’ve always wanted to know or say to me and i have to reply to all of them

[themanofformidophobia-blog]

Send me 'Face Book' for my muse's reaction to yours hitting them with a book.

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I will SERIOUSLY send this to everyone I see reblog this

[rannef]

Because some days I’m just a sad, shy, lethargic sloth with no backbone, but also I want to talk to someone? 

[lowkeymelody]

nick

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M!A Master Post

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Sick as a Dog: Muse is ill for 24 hours (Anon specifies symptoms).

Can’t Sleep: Muse cannot sleep until another person says their full name, no matter how tired they are.

Help: Muse believes he/she is trapped in their current location for 5 hours.

Baby Bump: Muse is pregnant (Anon specifies how many months).

Baby Boom: Muse is pregnant with twins (Anon specifies how many months).

Flaming Youth: Muse is rebellious and easily angered for 8 hours.

Opposites: Muse switches from very angry/depressed to very happy/cheerful every other hour for 10 hours.

Darkness: Muse is blind for 24 hours.

Silence: Muse is deaf for 24 hours.

17 Again: Muse is in his/her 17 year old form.

Shaking Hands: Muse is suddenly freezing cold and can’t stop shivering for (Anon specifies time).

Spirit Animal: Muse is turned into an animal (Anon decides what) for 12 hours.

Hungry like the Wolf: Muse is starving, no matter how much he/she eats for 10 hours.

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Sexual M!A’s:

Flesh: Muse is horny and wants to have rough sex(ex.being thrown against a wall and bitten)(Anon chooses time)

Drunk: Muse will stumble, and talk, slurred, as if they are quite intoxicated, along with hit on anyone, badly.

Truth potion: Muse has to tell the truth about anything asked for an hour.

Tell Me What To Do: Muse is a slave to Anon’s choice

Flustered: When Muse sees, (anon chooses), Muse will stutter, blush, and act like a complete klutz around the so called individual, for 3 hours.

S&M: Muse wants to have S&M sex (Anon decides if Muse is S or M and with who)

Whipped Cream: Muse wants everything with whipped cream on it for 3 hours

Heat: Muse will be put into a hot room. Muse is tied to a chair and has to stay in that room for at least an hour. (Under the watch of Anon’s choice)

Take It Off: Muse takes off an article of clothing every time their name is said.(Anon decides how long)

Wish We Were Older: Muse is into child’s play for 4 hours

Vulnerable: Muse is left tied up in a public place, for anyone to take advantage of. (Muse cannot be untied until the 5 hours are up.)

Kitten/Pup Affection: Muse is a “kitten” or “puppy” to (Anon Deicdes), being submissive and has to crawl around on their knees, doing anything there Master(s) say. 24 hours

Name: Has an orgasm every time someone says there name.

Muse can receive as many M!A’s as the Anon’s want to give.

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Cute M!A’S:

Lean On Me: With the help of ___ (anon’s choice) your muse will get through something that scared them (the anon can specify or leave it up to the mun) for 3 hours.

Here’s To Never Growing Up: Isn’t that just adorable. Your muse will experience puppy dog love with ___ (anon’s choice) for 2 days.

Thunder: It’s raining outside and your muse is stuck inside with ___ (anon’s choice) and when the power goes out they cuddle to keep warm.

Sweet Nothings: Your muse is full of nothing but happiness and positive things to say for 24 hours.

Ariel: Oh no, your muse has lost it’s voice! But they have to tell ___ (anon’s choice) how they feel! If your muse gets a kiss from the chosen person within 2 days they get their voice back, if not well you’ve seen the movie.

Pure: Sex? What’s that? Muse suddenly has the mentality of a three year old, and can’t understand anything ‘adult’. Anon decides the duration.

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Dramatic M!A’S:

Burn: Muse is severely falling in love with (anon decides who and duration.)

Cough Syrup: (tw) Muse becomes extremely depressed and is not in a good mindset and begins to have thoughts of suicide. (Anon decides duration)

Memories: Muse has amnesia. (Anon decides duration)

Stay: Muse becomes extremely sick and may end up in the hospital for (anon decides illness and how long)

Jealousy: Muse will be jealous, of (anon chooses) for a certain amount of time. Anon chooses, for what reason Muse is jealous. Also for how long.

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Baby: Muse is pregnant and due in ____. (Father specified by anon)

Sight: Muse is blind for ___

Hearing: Muse is deaf for ___

Ariel: Muse doesn't have a tongue for ___

Memory: Muse cannot remember anything for ___

Injury: Muse will be injured somehow (anon decides severity and injury) for ____

Fear: Muse will be terrified by something or someone (anon specifies who) for ___

Gemini: Muse will split into two different versions of themself for ___

Basket: Muse finds a baby in a basket and has to take care of it for ___

Love: Muse will be in love with (Anon decides) for 2 days

Cloak: Muse will be Invisible if wearing a special Clothing (Anon decides) for 3 Hours

Cough: Muse will be ill for 14 Hours

Remember: Muse will suffer Memory Loss for 4 Days

Gas: Muse will have hallucinogenic imaginary sights for one day.

Beer: Muse will talk like a Drunk and hit on everybody, lasts 3 Hours

Host: Muse will be a Gentleman/Lady for 34 Hours

Age: Muse will be a Kid for 10 Hours

Feels: Muse will be obsessed with an event or something that will cause them to express related emotions (Anon decides)

Phobia: Muse is terribly afraid of something or someone (Anon specifies)

Lurk: Muse will follow ______(Anon can specify who or what)

Answer: Muse will have to answer anything that is asked of him/her truthfully, lasts 4 hours

Noise: Muse will say everything they think, lasts for a day

Sick: Muse will be sick with a unique flu for (Anon decides. Anon may also specify flu symptoms, they can even be really odd, different from Cough curse.)

Command: Muse has to take commands by the next _______ people in their ask (Anon specifies)

Obsession: Muse will be obsessed with ______ (Anon specifies) for the next 12 hours.

Reverse: Muse's personality will be extremely opposite for (Anon decides)

Extremist: Muse becomes an extremist for (Anon specifies and decides for how long)

Class: Muse will believe they are a high-class prostitute for (Anon decides)

Switch: Muse has to switch bodies with (Anon decides, but muns have to agree) for (Anon decides how long)

Power: Muse gains _______ (Anon specifies) as a power for 17 hours

Confess: Muse has to confess something they think of or feel toward anyone they speak to each time they speak to them for the next 5 hours

Enemy: Muse takes the appearance of someone they hate for 16 hours

Slave: Muse becomes a maid or butler to _______ (Anon decides) for 24 hours

Dream: Muse is able to trespass in the dreams and nightmares of others for 48 hours

Impression: Muse thinks they are a ______ (Anon pick an animal) for 15 hours

Gone: Muse loses _____ (Mun decides something or someone important) for 16 hours

Kiss: Muse wants to kiss everyone in their inbox for the next hour

Stalk: Muse thinks they are being stalked for (Anon decides)

Nightmare: Muse is plagued with horrific images and scenes both in sleeping and in waking for 3 days

Paranoia: Muse becomes extremely paranoid about (Anon specifies what and for how long)

Infatuation: Muse becomes /madly/ in love with the next person they see on their dashboard for 4 days

Hallucination: Muse sees things for (Anon decides)

Alarm: Muse keeps hearing an alarm go off but cannot figure out where for the next 18 hours

AU: Muse is stuck in an Alternate Universe with little recollection of their own universe for a whole week

Craving: Muse will have an unusual craving for (Anon specifies) for 9 hours

Mother: Muse suspects everyone has insulted their mother for 4 hours

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Gender Bender: Muse is the opposite gender for ___.

Baby: Muse is pregnant and due in ____. (Father specified by anon)

Sight: Muse is blind for ___

Hearing: Muse is deaf for ___

Ariel: Muse doesn't have a tongue for ___

Memory: Muse cannot remember anything for ___

Injury: Muse will be injured somehow (anon decides severity and injury) for ____

Fear: Muse will be terrified by something or someone (anon specifies who) for ___

Gemini: Muse will split into two different versions of themself for ___

Basket: Muse finds a baby in a basket and has to take care of it for ___

Compulsion: Muse has OCD for ___ (anon decides primary source of obsession [number, clenliness, etc])

Love: Muse will be in love with (Anon decides) for 2 days

Cloak: Muse will be Invisible if wearing a special Clothing (Anon decides) for 3 Hours

Cough: Muse will be ill for 14 Hours

Remember: Muse will suffer Memory Loss for 4 Days

Gas: Muse will have hallucinogenic imaginary sights for one day.

Beer: Muse will talk like a Drunk and hit on everybody, lasts 3 Hours

Host: Muse will be a Gentleman/Lady for 34 Hours

Age: Muse will be a Kid for 10 Hours

Feels: Muse will be obsessed with an event or something that will cause them to express related emotions (Anon decides)

Phobia: Muse is terribly afraid of something or someone (Anon specifies)

Lurk: Muse will follow ______(Anon can specify who or what)

Answer: Muse will have to answer anything that is asked of him/her truthfully, lasts 4 hours

Noise: Muse will say everything they think, lasts for a day

Sick: Muse will be sick with a unique flu for (Anon decides. Anon may also specify flu symptoms, they can even be really odd, different from Cough curse.)

Command: Muse has to take commands by the next _______ people in their ask (Anon specifies)

Obsession: Muse will be obsessed with ______ (Anon specifies) for the next 12 hours.

Reverse: Muse's personality will be extremely opposite for (Anon decides)

Extremist: Muse becomes an extremist for (Anon specifies and decides for how long)

Class: Muse will believe they are a high-class prostitute for (Anon decides)

Switch: Muse has to switch bodies with (Anon decides, but muns have to agree) for (Anon decides how long)

Power: Muse gains _______ (Anon specifies) as a power for 17 hours

Confess: Muse has to confess something they think of or feel toward anyone they speak to each time they speak to them for the next 5 hours

Enemy: Muse takes the appearance of someone they hate for 16 hours

Slave: Muse becomes a maid or butler to _______ (Anon decides) for 24 hours

Dream: Muse is able to trespass in the dreams and nightmares of others for 48 hours

Impression: Muse thinks they are a ______ (Anon pick an animal) for 15 hours

Gone: Muse loses _____ (Mun decides something or someone important) for 16 hours

Kiss: Muse wants to kiss everyone in their inbox for the next hour

Stalk: Muse thinks they are being stalked for (Anon decides)

Nightmare: Muse is plagued with horrific images and scenes both in sleeping and in waking for 3 days

Paranoia: Muse becomes extremely paranoid about (Anon specifies what and for how long)

Infatuation: Muse becomes /madly/ in love with the next person they see on their dashboard for 4 days

Hallucination: Muse sees things for (Anon decides)

Alarm: Muse keeps hearing an alarm go off but cannot figure out where for the next 18 hours

AU: Muse is stuck in an Alternate Universe with little recollection of their own universe for a whole week

Craving: Muse will have an unusual craving for (Anon specifies) for 9 hours

Mother: Muse suspects everyone has insulted their mother for 4 hours

Thin Ice: Muse strays onto thin ice and falls through unless saved. (Mun chooses whether they live or die)

High Tide: Muse is trapped in a cave with water that will fill it in 4 hours.

Pins and Needles: Muse feel as if someone is sticking needles in them for 2 hours.

Crawling Bugs: Muse becomes paranoid of bugs crawling on his/her skin and keeps hallucinating that there are bugs crawling on them.

Angel: Muse is and angel for ___

Demon: Muse is a demon for ___

Possession: Muse is possessed by a demon for ___

Broken: Muse is mentally broken and upset with themselves to the point that they harm themselves for ___

Mermaid: Muse is a mermaid/man for (anon specifies)

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