World's first tgirl fujoshi

• 20s dont ask • She/her • Bi-dyke girlfag footch • Latina • • Art Sideblog: www.tumblr.com/rataghoulie-art • • Got Anthony Kiedis sucking on my penis • Minors DNI •

[saturnmortis]

(:3 っ)∋ <- seal

[junkbrainz]

(:3= っ)∋ <- walrus

[shinolavolume1-deactivated20240]

That awkward moment when youre a female and you realize 2 men making out and rubbing their cocks together is lowkey kind of awesome

[pjackk]

[mansand]

you if you were a Mighty Bean

[shilohguesses]

Mom nightmare: Your eldest kid gets a heart attack from playing on the computer too much

Dad nightmare: Eldest son does something gay in front of all the DEVO guys

[rataghoulie]

watching spinal tap for the first time recently while being a rock fan is nuts because like. why did you form the shithead rock band from the cult classic don't form the shithead rock band?

[girlnephew]

[alphalone3141592]

This was the splash screen for GIMP Release 2.7.2

[flawedvictori]

guy who confuses his animal metaphors during sex voice: wow take a look at those oinkers

[nalgenebottle-deactivated201706]

*goes to Coachella in a white linen suit like an antebellum lawyer, sweating profusely and dabbing at my forehead with a handkerchief* now, I’m no fancy scientist, but would you folk know where a simple gentleman such as myself could obtain some acid? Now, I’m no big city lawyer, but could any of you fine youths point a country boy such as myself in the direction of some fucking acid?

[teaboot]

Benoit Blanc off the shits

[helenvaughans]

[zitasaurusrex]

[animusrox]

[homunculus-argument]

"I learned a lot from making this" is artist talk for "making this sucked ass and I'm not entirely happy with the result."

[animelionessmika]

^what artistic growth feels like

[praguegirl]

they just don’t do any classic homophobic children moments like this anymore 

[coughloop]

There was really no winning that one

[albertnatural]

[sexhaver]

lmfao the Scots in town for the World Cup have made a pilgrimage to Boston's world-famous Cop Annihilating Slide

[getrealprim]

Me: “Why does the cop get flung out but everyone else I see just go down it normally? What did the cop do?”

Me: “Ohhhh ☝️ it’s because the slide is alive and hates cops. This is good.”

[egberts]

i got that dog in me but it's poorly socialized and i don't take it on as many walks as i should

[crabussy]

got told I didn't deserve to be gay because I thought lady gaga wrote money money money by abba. sorry men I am no longer attracted to you as of today. sorry abba sorry gaga sorry women sorry world

[crabussy]

bee boo ba ba.....

[crabussy]

this is becoming a really beautiful post

[pangur-and-grim]

two “cats” interacting

[fausphorus]

Got possessed in the middle of my work shift.

[spiribia]

i like when you're petting an animal on the head and then remove your hand and then the animal puts their snout under your hand and flips your hand back onto the top of their head like they're a spatula with a burger patty. so far i have evidence that cats do this and that dogs do this. what else can i learn about this world...?

[spiribia]