Dogs mostly.

[mockwa]

[assgod]

oMg????????

[wintersmitth]

[jackandadmiral]

Dogs are too pure for this world...

[jackandadmiral]

Officer: what's in the car

Me: I can explain

[jackandadmiral]

So… Um… I went shopping today?

[jackandadmiral]

How to summon rain:

Forget to put the cover back on a full barrel of dog food

[jackandadmiral]

Dog ownership is basically looking into the eyes of a 100lb apex predator, with a bark like thunder and a growl like an earthquake, who could literally snap your arm like a toothpick, and saying:

"Spit that out, you little sh*t!"

[jackandadmiral]

Gabby (puppy): hi! Lula (smol cow): plz leave me alone Gabby: ok!

[unbfacts]

After watching customers pay money to buy cookies from a store, a dog in Colombia started bringing a leaf in his mouth and presenting it to the store attendant. The staff decided to play along and now the dog comes to buy cookies every day.

[jackandadmiral]

That... Is terrifyingly intelligent. Only a few species are capable of that kind of higher thinking, including dolphins, corvids, elephants, and great apes. It's one thing to be able to train an animal to exchange an item for food, but something else entirely to learn purely by observation. When I bought my second Great Pyrenees, the breeder warned me never to let her see me take the board out of the track of the sliding glass door, unlock a window, etc. Well, eventually I slipped up and unlocked my bedroom window in front of her... ONE TIME. The next day she casually undid both locks, pulled the window open, and let herself out.

Dogs are a lot smarter than people give them credit for.

[jackandadmiral]

Peek-A-Moo!

[jackandadmiral]

Magic meatballs recipe

10lbs ground beef or venison, raw

2 cans plain canned pumpkin

2lbs plain instant oatmeal, dry

1lb raw honey, unfiltered

1 jar K9 Power Super Fuel Nutritional Energy & Muscle Dog Supplement (optional)

Thoroughly mix and knead first four ingredients.

Roll into 2" balls or desired size.

Dust with K9 Power Super Fuel Nutritional Energy & Muscle Dog Supplement (optional).

Freeze

Multiply as needed. Use as trail snack or vehicle for medication.

https://www.chewy.com/k9-power-super-fuel-nutritional/dp/145684

[jackandadmiral]

[jackandadmiral]

So true. It is their instinct to take care of you.

[themudcrusher]

❤️

[jackandadmiral]

There's nothing like standing next to a 130lb carnivore to remind you why we co-evolved with an apex predator.

[jackandadmiral]

Me, at my slightly thicc 110lb pregnant Great Pyrenees, Jazz, who has eaten 15lbs of food in the last 2 days: "STOP EATING, FATSO"

Jazz, through a mouthful of food:"BRBRRRGERB!"

Actual translation: "Fuck you"

Update: she only had one puppy. Turns out, she was just really fat

[jackandadmiral]

[jackandadmiral]

When I'm told to do something I don't feel like doing:

[esperides]

tag your vibe

days of the week;

monday: snoozing your alarm clock, navy, seeing the moon in the morning, vanilla ice cream, writing poetry, blurry photographs, windswept hair, iced coffee

tuesday: seeing a cat on the street, a light rain shower, untied shoelaces, indistinct music from someone else’s earphones, empty coffee shops, denim jackets, long train rides

wednesday: pastel highlighters, drinking water, group laughter, plucking daisy petals, floral scents, counting down to a birthday, peonies

thursday: old books, a downpour, telling the truth, comfortable silence, hand holding, wrapping a gift, the smell of leather, reminiscence

friday: neon lights, sweet cravings, a little bit drunk, falling in love with a stranger, remembering your dreams, cherry red, late night showers, desserts at midnight

saturday: watering plants, childhood cartoons, a bowl of cereal, meeting someone new, waking up early and laying in bed, spontaneous plans, sitting on a rooftop

sunday: strawberry smoothies, golden hour, a soft feeling of wistfulness, lazy afternoons, 4pm naps, lofi mixes, deja vu, long daydreams, lighting sparklers

[jackandadmiral]

Monday: LUCIFER DAY! YAY! Oh wait it's on hiatus again nevermind. Oh well at least there's still the auction; um that goat was NOT worth $300 I don't care how cute he was

Tuesday: thirty bales of hay to unload, procrastinate and ignore my problems procrastinate some more, shit it's supposed to rain tonight I have no choice

Wednesday: what am I even doing with my life, maybe I should change my name and move to Canada... Oh wait I'm dirt poor nevermind

Thursday: hmm maybe Supernatural is on tonight let me check... Yes! *later* well that was a disappointing episode

Friday: the weekend approaches I must prepare

Saturday: wth why is there a cow in my backyard... Oh right that's literally my pet *cough* impulse purchase*cough*cough*

Sunday: I hate this country and everyone in it; Canada here I come... As soon as I can sell a kidney

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