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[moon-covey]

[faebirdie]

this is funnier the earlier in march you reblog it it

[ari-shipping-stuff]

✨ it’s march ✨

[f-i-t-z-s-i-m-m-o-n-s-deactivat]

😔 it’s march 😔

[moommy-milkers]

👉 it’s march 👈

[multishipperpirateking]

It’s March

[jackassrabbot]

You wanna know the best part about having learned the... Almost basics of as many jobs as I have? I've a feeling you'll like this

~Goobert 2

i always wanna hear more gooby lore

[jackassrabbot]

oh yeah. the cold. the tombstone trail cold. it sucks. be careful with heated things because chances are it IS warming you up you just can't feel it. so you can burn yourself pretty easily. learned that one the hard way -catnapdragon

the tombstone trail cold. hm. delightful delightful. i thought it was just cold up there i didnt plan on bringing the fucking heart of yule in my bones back as a souvenir.

[jackassrabbot]

Ya still freezin' ya tiddies off bestie?

~Goobert 2

if ONLY it froze my tiddies off id save so much money no all this is doing is making it hurt to move

[jackassrabbot]

Go outside then dumdum

~Goobert 2

but gooby its COLD

[jackassrabbot]

Perhaps a fireball might be of help... Or maybe... Some hot steam...

~Goobert 2

you might be right. but i dont wanna deal with it if youre wrong

[jackassrabbot]

I feel that...

~Goobert 2

truly we are besties (who are fucking cold)

[jackassrabbot]

Haha sucks to be in the North huh?

~Goobert 2

hamelin is not in the north i dont think idk im bad at geography but yes yes being cold is awful

[jackassrabbot]

I lied it's fine heehee get tricked!!!

~Gooback +2

oh damn and fucking blast i actually got got

[jackassrabbot]

*KERSPLODES*

~Googone -2

i mean i warned you i dont think im personally responsible for this

[jackassrabbot]

YIPPEE!!

~Goobert 2

i have no idea if you should actually eat that just. warning you

[jackassrabbot]

TRICK OR TREAT MAGICTHEYHE

~Goobert 2

ah fuck oh shit im not i wasnt ready for this i dont got anything back here uhhhhhhh uhhhhhhhhhghhhhhhm uhhhhhhh flan???

[jackassrabbot]

I think too! Wow what a coincidence!!

~Goobert 2

well i mean i dont think much anymore im trying to cut back but the occasional think doesnt do any harm

[jackassrabbot]

*Warble garbles you*

~Goobert 2

thank you. i think

[jackassrabbot]

Maybe if a certain someone paid their taxes the state could afford flowers...

~Goobert 2

wheres all the environmental departments budget gone? thats right boisengirls! our little friends pockets!

[de-le-mar-de-le-mar]

Ohhh what's the coolest looking one in your opinion for Hamlin? Is it pig themed by any chance?

~Goobert 2

Yes that is Hamlin but the cast iron plant and ZZ plant, both of those guys need very little sunlight and can be neglected basically, especially the ZZ plant, that guy is perfect for Hamlin

[de-le-mar-de-le-mar]

I am realizing that you said coolest looking, not just coolest, in that case it would probably be creeping jenny, spider plant, or Anthurium

[jackassrabbot]

now why would hamelin need plants? whats that? highest number of respiratory issues of any kingdom in history? phshhhhhhhh never heard of him

[icequeenapologist]

I open Leafblr after a busy day. People are in the Tombstone Trail. I log out of Leafblr. A week later the cycle begins anew.

[jackassrabbot]

wow usually people say they'll pay me to shut up i'm honoured